Originally posted by Sudo
I wanna get our dicks warm and wet and stick them to flagpoles and see who can pull it off first, really separate then men from the boys if you know what I mean
Pee on one another's leg till it freezes mid piss and see who can pull the icicle out of their dick with the least damage?
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So I was snailing around my home today and I just so happened to snail upon a snail that caught my snail. On closer inspection, it snailed to hold my snail because snail.
Snail End.
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It's like snails snailing to undersnailtand the basic snailure of snailciety to snail for those who snail most and try to gain the least for themsnailves
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Really, don't. Either they'll tell you or you'll get comfortable enough with each other that you will not need an internet Pakistani's help to navigate the conversation. You can talk about it the same way you talk about a shirt at that point because they are usually not super hung up on being a disabled person.
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Originally posted by Sudo
The only thing I can think of left on my sexual bucket list that interests me is fucking a girl who's missing appendages. How come you never see missing a leg and an arm either either one or the other? I never see people who are missing limbs on dating sites or perhaps they just don't advertise it. I'm gonna make it happen though, just you see. I thought about it and the best way is to know someone at the hospital who can feed you info about hawt decappys and they'll have their name, address other info etc. There's nothing weird about this at all YOURE WEIRD
1. There are lots of them in dating sites and yes it's exactly just that little bit weird without actually being THAT "weird" that makes it sexually exciting. You WILL find yourself fondling near stumps, don't do it too much but don't be afraid to be curious.
2. It's because they usually either lost it due to an accident or some sort of birth defect. Most people don't lose 1 digit let alone a whole limb in their whole lives, let alone 2, and when it happens it usually happens for the same reason to both for example one girl worked at a printer and got her hands stuck in the paper cutter thus she had no hands.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
bro she only has one arm what the fuck is she gonna do? Mop a floor with one arm? she couldn't even wring out a mop
Clearly she can post paragraphs of unreadable retarded shit perfectly fine with her one hand, so she could be a blogger.
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