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  1. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Humans are ultimately animals, mister Pelican. And we are fragile too: no tough hides or scales. We don't have sharp claws or wings either. We are not particularly fast and we are quite vulnerable to panic and fear.

    Pelican stayed silent and watched as Crane began loading a revolver.

    This is the part where someone tells you that what we do have, what makes us special, is something along the lines of intelligence or language or cooperation or maybe even our ability to run long distances...

    Crane turn the revolver around and handed it to Pelican. Then he gestured towards a metallic door behind him.

    When people say "thank God", I think "thank God for the world". And in the world there are people who I should thank. And when they curse god, I say "curse God for the world but in the world there are people you should curse."

    The door slowly slid open and a brightness lay beyond it that cast Crane into shadow.

    And so it is that we generate the basis for the existence of heaven and hell: they are real features of the world, mister Pelican. The roads to heaven and to hell branch from every juncture.

    Pelican's eyes adjusted to the new light.

    And when you look upon the world to make your choices, you must see yourself as Adam in that garden, whose challenge is to distinguish the calls of Lilith and of Eve. Then to answer only to The Word.

    I don't know about all of that said Pelican. He walked past Crane, into the blinding light.

    The door slid shut behind him, leaving Crane again in the dimness with a metallic echo that dulled to silence.

    A laugh rang out from a corner.

    Doesn't it feel like we're picking the road to Hell at every turn, mister Crane?

    Duck rose from his seat and walked over to press his thumb to a panel beside the door.

    Limbo is worse, Crane replied simply.

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  2. Tyrant African Astronaut
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  3. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Drinking lemon ginger tea with honey in it and snuggling with a sweet birby kitty.
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  4. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 God didn't give you those big old mammaries just for me to wank to!

    lol

    Bruh
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  5. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley My toilet is blocked up so I'm resorting to taking dumps in my kitchen bin.


    That's what the garbage disposal is for
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  6. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Wire nangers
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  7. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Syncronised dumping 👍🏻

    You ever think how our butts, when we sit on the toilet, jack into a tube system that is like the anal internet with a data rate of 1 flush per packet? 👍
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  8. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Allah won't stand over you with a whip and make you adhere to higher morals, you have to do that yourself every day. You have to decide whether you want to be accountable to yourself for being the person you want to really be or not. If you are committed to your impulses then your behaviour will be mercurial and inconsistent, necessarily. If you can commit to following the path that Allah has set forth for you because you know it is good, then you can know exactly what it means to be a bad person and what it means to be a good one. You will know exactly in what ways you practice sin and deviate from the way you know is best.
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  9. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Taking a massive shit.

    I was too at this exact time 😉👍
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  10. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Even if over 99% of UFO events are ultimately not representative of some extraordinary phenomenon, only one of them needs to do so in order for the proposition to be true. There have been millions of UFO sightings around the world for at least over 70 years and possibly for millennia. It is highly improbable that exactly zero out of these millions of events report a single genuine NHI event. Therefore I argue that it is highly likely that the proposition is true.
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  11. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Just to be clear, Scron and I have established a rapport. If you have autism and don't understand how human relationships work then just be silent and don't confirm your autism.
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  12. Tyrant African Astronaut
    If you fuck with candy, I'll kill you
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  13. Tyrant African Astronaut
    BOGO*
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  14. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I have a passion fruit one, a green tea one and two chamomiles. 20 teabags a pop.
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  15. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I love chamomile.
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  16. Tyrant African Astronaut
    More like gaymon
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  17. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein This tea is … splendid 💗

    I got some of those Tazo teas on BGO and they are pretty decent. I usually prefer to buy bulk teas online from China because they are delicious and very economical but these are alright too. They're less like tea and more like a fruity beverage but hot. Very refreshing on a chilly afternoon.
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  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
    More like Gay Rogan
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  19. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I want to move to a big city again. Fuck this small town shit. I will get my shit in a box and move. I want to live in New York.
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  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Waking up in the middle of the night every day and drinking whisky until sunrise, thinking about my mistakes.
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