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  1. #21
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tyrant This. Imagine living in America and constantly being afflicted with GANGRENE so you can score opes.

    They should have state sanctioned death squads that just abduct and fucking disappear them.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by mmQ Apparently you haven't seen the videos of what people can do with one arm.

    They can do all the things yih just said and more!

    People born with 1 arm are probably going to be functional people that don't abuse drugs. It's weird how that works how if you ever meet a disabled person they usually have their shit together and have a normal life and overcome the odds compared to someone that isn't disabled and is depressed and abuses drugs and loses a limb through fault of their own and now they can't be arsed to wipe their own ass

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  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You don't even know the half of it. I'm jealous.
  4. #24
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood bro she only has one arm what the fuck is she gonna do? Mop a floor with one arm? she couldn't even wring out a mop

    Clearly she can post paragraphs of unreadable retarded shit perfectly fine with her one hand, so she could be a blogger.
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  5. #25
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The only thing I can think of left on my sexual bucket list that interests me is fucking a girl who's missing appendages. How come you never see missing a leg and an arm either either one or the other? I never see people who are missing limbs on dating sites or perhaps they just don't advertise it. I'm gonna make it happen though, just you see. I thought about it and the best way is to know someone at the hospital who can feed you info about hawt decappys and they'll have their name, address other info etc. There's nothing weird about this at all YOURE WEIRD
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  6. #26
    one eye, one arm, one tit and ALL LADY AWOOOOGA

    Originally posted by Ghost She lost a quarter of her face to an accident including parts of her brain so now she kind of talks slow and if you stare at the eye long enough you can tell the eyebrow is painted on.

    Still pretty cute though and after the accident she became a pothead, gained a lot of weight and became a huge slut also

    She's also pretty cool and will make jokes about her eye or threaten to stab You. .

    I think I'm gonna exclusively chase one eyed girls now
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  7. #27
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo The only thing I can think of left on my sexual bucket list that interests me is fucking a girl who's missing appendages. How come you never see missing a leg and an arm either either one or the other? I never see people who are missing limbs on dating sites or perhaps they just don't advertise it. I'm gonna make it happen though, just you see. I thought about it and the best way is to know someone at the hospital who can feed you info about hawt decappys and they'll have their name, address other info etc. There's nothing weird about this at all YOURE WEIRD

    1. There are lots of them in dating sites and yes it's exactly just that little bit weird without actually being THAT "weird" that makes it sexually exciting. You WILL find yourself fondling near stumps, don't do it too much but don't be afraid to be curious.

    2. It's because they usually either lost it due to an accident or some sort of birth defect. Most people don't lose 1 digit let alone a whole limb in their whole lives, let alone 2, and when it happens it usually happens for the same reason to both for example one girl worked at a printer and got her hands stuck in the paper cutter thus she had no hands.
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  8. #28
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Tyrant 1. There are lots of them in dating sites and yes it's exactly just that little bit weird without actually being THAT "weird" that makes it sexually exciting. You WILL find yourself fondling near stumps, don't do it too much but don't be afraid to be curious.

    2. It's because they usually either lost it due to an accident or some sort of birth defect. Most people don't lose 1 digit let alone a whole limb in their whole lives, let alone 2, and when it happens it usually happens for the same reason to both for example one girl worked at a printer and got her hands stuck in the paper cutter thus she had no hands.

    Wow good info, have you fucked a stumpy? What's the best approach when talking about their stumps without fetishizing them?
  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I really just want to tag team stupid_noob with IWD
  10. #30
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Really, don't. Either they'll tell you or you'll get comfortable enough with each other that you will not need an internet Pakistani's help to navigate the conversation. You can talk about it the same way you talk about a shirt at that point because they are usually not super hung up on being a disabled person.
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  11. #31
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Or if they are, abort and eject immediately. It gets old fast.
  12. #32
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  13. #33
    BHC my niggas bang hot cripples

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  14. #34
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked BHC my niggas bang hot cripples


    Man honestly smoking weed with a girl who tells me how they lost a limb while I tell them why I'm emotionally fucked before we cry then have rough sex is worth more than the buttloads I be dumping on therapy

    Also would wife hard
  15. #35
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Man honestly smoking weed with a girl who tells me how they lost a limb while I tell them why I'm emotionally fucked before we cry then have rough sex is worth more than the buttloads I be dumping on therapy

    Also would wife hard

    Having a partner you can be vulnerable with doesn't replace therapy. You'll end up hating each other for carrying the burden. But yeah do that with your wife and also have a therapist. I believe in you.
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  16. #36
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    They are easier to rape
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