Posts by Tyrant

1. 2022-01-28 at 1:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ineed a fucking babysitter tbh. Like a. a full blown retard but at least i realize so etimes before i do dumb shit but realistically i need an adult to tell me like “ay nigga. slow ur roll. ur being stupid”.

   
   That's us here on this site.
   
   It takes a village to raise a child.
2. 2022-01-28 at 11:18 AM UTC in Hey Red. Good GameBro
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Suck my fuck..tough guy

   
   Fuck your own duck, cuck
3. 2022-01-28 at 3:07 AM UTC in Shitting salt out your ass
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   That's called pissing
4. 2022-01-28 at 2:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Nile In a word, yes

   
   
5. 2022-01-28 at 2:07 AM UTC in Shitting salt out your ass
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   What about a solid cylinder of salt
6. 2022-01-28 at 2:06 AM UTC in Hey Red. Good GameBro
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Fucking Boring

   
   Fuck off
7. 2022-01-27 at 12:59 PM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at work
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah sure bud

   
   No weapons
   socks-only
   Poland destination
8. 2022-01-27 at 11:14 AM UTC in Shitting salt out your ass
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra RED, RAW and READY FOR MORE

   
   What if you shit an entire T-bone out of your ass?
9. 2022-01-27 at 11:14 AM UTC in Shitting salt out your ass
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Only from kosher salt
10. 2022-01-27 at 10:37 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at work
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Basically they had some drama shit, that's the story, the kind of people who drag other people into their stupid bullshit because their lives are meaningless.
11. 2022-01-27 at 10:35 AM UTC in Shitting salt out your ass
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Would you bleed?
12. 2022-01-27 at 10:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    
13. 2022-01-27 at 9:48 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Like shitting
14. 2022-01-27 at 9:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    About to shit hard
15. 2022-01-27 at 9:47 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if anyone has just one butt cheek and if so, what does the part where the other butt cheek would normally be, look like.

    
    You already technically only have 1 cheek if you think about it.
16. 2022-01-27 at 4:19 AM UTC in Space is gay
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie It's the stuff that's in space that's worth looking at. Staring at a supervoid becomes rather boring rather fast.

    
    Already addressed this.
17. 2022-01-27 at 4:03 AM UTC in Space is gay
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    I'm an ocean guy now.
    
    Space: Kills you immediately, doesn't birth shit directly
    Ocean: Literally gives life to the entire world
    
    Space: Dry, fluids literally can't exist in liquid form
    Ocean: Liquid as fuck
    
    Space: 0 aliens found
    Ocean: Teeming with exotic living creatures
    
    Space: Radiation will fry you instantly and tries to give you cancer
    Ocean: You can float on it and use the same radiation to tan your abs, generates clouds that cuck the sun
    
    
    
    Space: Pointlessly big, everything takes too long to get to.
    Ocean: Huge enough to harbour endless possibilities but not so huge that it makes those possibilities pointless.
    
    Space: Gay
    Ocean: Alpha and heterosexual.
18. 2022-01-27 at 3:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    More like "once in a bloom une".
19. 2022-01-27 at 2:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    ANGRY AS FUCK
20. 2022-01-27 at 12:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Nile i talked to a librarian and got more time but can't transfer files from 1 email to another or to the computer here. i can understand the reasons but ffs making my welfare application a bit slow.

    
    Are you homeless or some shit