Posts by Tyrant

1. 2022-01-29 at 9:47 AM UTC in Space is gay
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley If our solar system is speeding st 70,000km an hour then the universe must be expanding at an exponential rate also.

   
   Spoiler: it isn't expanding exponentially.
2. 2022-01-29 at 3:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This man has a $22 billion net worth
   
   

   
   Is this Martin skreli
3. 2022-01-29 at 2:29 AM UTC in Space is gay
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley It blows my mind how the universe is still expanding.

   
   The ocean is still expanding due to anthropogenic climate change causing rising sea levels, and this more directly affects your life than the metric expansion of spacetime.
   
   Ocean 2 - Space 0
4. 2022-01-29 at 2:18 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G Phenom kickboxer w/ insane power & mean streak to match. Now back in MMA.
   
   

   
   All the money on SPONG KONG
5. 2022-01-29 at 2:04 AM UTC in Space is gay
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You can't fall in space either and there is no limit to the travel unlike an ocean where you might be pulled over by a military ship

   
   Orbiting is technically falling but also moving sideways so fast that you keep missing.
   
   Ocean 1 - 0 Space
6. 2022-01-29 at 1:40 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   I don't even know who SPONG is but his name sounds funny like an onomatopoeia, like you throw a spongy stress ball at a wall and it goes SPONG!
7. 2022-01-28 at 11:50 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   SPONG!
8. 2022-01-28 at 11:34 PM UTC in Space is gay
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai Space isn't gay, but with your help it could be.

   
   No gay space of mine is gonna be not-gay. You better get gay or I'll make you gay. Rodrigo!
   
   
9. 2022-01-28 at 11:32 PM UTC in Space is gay
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you can't fly a rocket in the ocean though

   
   Submergence is better than flying because you can't fall, you just float to the surface if you are buoyant or slowly sink, and it is basically like being in zero gravity anyway except better because you can actually propel yourself wherever you want.
   
   Plus you don't need a rocket because a propellor is basically the fluid equivalent of a warp drive, you don't need to expel anything to propel yourself, simply manipulate the fabric of the reality that you are currently existing in.
10. 2022-01-28 at 11:14 PM UTC in Space is gay
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Space: You will never become an astronaut, loser
    
    Ocean: Submarine tickets $150
11. 2022-01-28 at 6:56 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ???? its rat poison it kills rats any question??

    
    So it would kill your face?
12. 2022-01-28 at 6:55 PM UTC in Hey Red. Good GameBro
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ FLUCK YOU

    
    Fuck yourself
13. 2022-01-28 at 5:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just get some rattex
    
    

    
    Lame
14. 2022-01-28 at 4:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Nord X looks really cool, you think it can handle distillate fine? It would be fire to just fill 6ml and forget it for a week. I go through about 1 ml every 1-2 days.
15. 2022-01-28 at 4:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    That makes me want to get a newer Novo
16. 2022-01-28 at 4:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    I use regular 510 cartridges that hold almost 1ml each with a generic Chinese 510 battery that resembles a smoking pipe. It has 3 heat levels, red blue and green but I only use the lowest one, green. Occasionally I use blue to "deglaze" a clogged cartridge.
17. 2022-01-28 at 4:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Just get distillate and empty carts and fill yourself. It just takes a syringe with a 14 guage needle and a hair dryer.
    
    I only buy cartridges from the smoke shop when I forget to reup before running out or I want a crispy new set of carts for a party or something. Just convenience.
18. 2022-01-28 at 3:47 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Is it chootie 2?
19. 2022-01-28 at 3:46 PM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at work
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung so a jealous husband punched out Casper because he was fucking the dude's wife?

    
    Shut up retard.
20. 2022-01-28 at 1:51 PM UTC in Hey Red. Good GameBro
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ FLOCK OFF

    
    Fuck you