Posts by Tyrant

1. 2022-01-30 at 2:04 PM UTC in You ever wish you were called "Johnny The Nintendo Kid"?
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Just to be clear, Scron and I have established a rapport. If you have autism and don't understand how human relationships work then just be silent and don't confirm your autism.
2. 2022-01-30 at 2:03 PM UTC in You ever wish you were called "Johnny The Nintendo Kid"?
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump A grown male human is trying to make fun of someone else for liking the wrong type of video game. Same thing as what 10 year olds do.

   
   Who's trying to make fun of anyone?
   
   I'm literally known by the moniker "Captain Falcon". Are you socially retarded?
3. 2022-01-30 at 1:36 PM UTC in You ever wish you were called "Johnny The Nintendo Kid"?
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   So you're a Nintendo type of kid huh?
4. 2022-01-30 at 12:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   I want to move to a big city again. Fuck this small town shit. I will get my shit in a box and move. I want to live in New York.
5. 2022-01-30 at 12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung shut up, dork.

   
   Nah, make me.
6. 2022-01-30 at 11:15 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Waking up in the middle of the night every day and drinking whisky until sunrise, thinking about my mistakes.
7. 2022-01-30 at 11:09 AM UTC in Hey Red. Good GameBro
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pound hot salt up your ass with both fists while pissing up a limp rope.

   
   Stole my idea from my other thread^
8. 2022-01-30 at 11:09 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at work
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah im like catnip for unappreciated women

   
   Empathy drops those bored-in-a-relationship panties. Be careful Trayvon, with great power comes great responsibility.
9. 2022-01-30 at 11:07 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Although I like you
10. 2022-01-30 at 11:07 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    More like gaymon
11. 2022-01-30 at 11:06 AM UTC in What if UDOs are plasmoids?
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    You know, plasmoids can actually explain a lot of UFO sightings.
    
    
12. 2022-01-30 at 11:05 AM UTC in Space is gay
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Oh and anthropic bias
13. 2022-01-30 at 2:15 AM UTC in Space is gay
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How so?

    
    You know nothing, nigger
14. 2022-01-30 at 2:14 AM UTC in Space is gay
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ It's actually because of sheer circumstance and some word I can't think of. However you say it. We aren't here as a result of intelligent design, everything is around us as a result of us. Fuuuck. I know what I mean.
    
    Like when someone says ohhh look at everything around you and how everything just has to be JUST SO for us to be even able to be alive and what are the odds just ASTRONOMICAL oh it has to be a CREATOR, but, no… It doesn't. It's just the astronomical odds were bound to happen in this infinite space around us and we are circumstances of it, so it FEEEEEEEEELS like we are somehow unique and special but that's only because we are here to feel that way. Falco knows what I mean maybe he knows how to word it properly.

    
    Observation selection effect. It's not a surprise we are somewhere hospitable to our existence. We wouldn't be around to ask the question somewhere inhospitable to our existence.
15. 2022-01-29 at 11:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny pushups are a measure of success to cow-petting dalits.

    
    Can't do 1 pushup^ weak mongoloid stereotype confirmed.
16. 2022-01-29 at 11:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung burpees

    
    You can't even do 1 pushup loser
17. 2022-01-29 at 10:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Can't wait to lick this girl's ass hole and eat her pussy tomorrow.

    
    Oh yeah dude just shit in her mouth
18. 2022-01-29 at 10:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Sam Hyde is a faggot and Million Dollar Extreme was very faggy.
19. 2022-01-29 at 10:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Gaying in a gay gay
20. 2022-01-29 at 4:56 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT he still gonna refuse doe

    
    Then he should kill himself