Originally posted by aldra
if you were to milk her cottage cheese would come out
if you were to lift her flaps, cottage cheese would fall out
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dunno why
ig he really just likes old men
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Originally posted by Kafka
stop calling my bullshit
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no mortgage, she's all mine, you're all fucking plebs
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Originally posted by aldra
you mean the war that is entirely on the territory of the Ukraine
fucking sus aldra, i got my eye on you
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Ukrainian service lady caught and released by the Russians
sour faced bitch probably pissed she never got raped
she looks the type to enjoy being banged hard from behind while getting her hair firmly tugged
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2022-11-15 at 12:04 AM UTC
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R.I.P. Jay Leno-almost
Originally posted by slide22
it doesn't explain the people witnessed by others of bursting into flames in front of them. starting at their mouths and burning from the inside. just bursting into flames. burping up flames and then catching fire.
the college professor shed some light on this. phosphorus. maybe swallowed a particularly dry cracker, and the friction was like striking a match internally.
fizz pop burn, you get exactly what you describe.
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2022-11-14 at 11:50 PM UTC
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R.I.P. Jay Leno-almost
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Imagining Jay Leno on fire actually seems comical. Guess I've been conditioned.
i'm thinking with wicking of fat through his clothes, he could slow burn all night.
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Originally posted by Bradley
ur so fucking smart aldra
your wasting your time bradley aldra dont swing that way and even if he did youd have to be like a colonel or something
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2022-11-14 at 10:53 AM UTC
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Prove to me
Originally posted by Ghost
humans either want you addicted so they can sell it to you or they want you dead.
they sometimes want you horny so they can give it to you
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Originally posted by Kafka
You're another obsessed weirdo.
i consider it artistic
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Originally posted by slide22
in 2007 I hiked into this state park where they have lots of mine shafts. I used to live a mile from it. would hike everyday or every other day
this is a storage cave for dynamite or other shit used by the men boring out caves for coal in the mid-1800s and then sand for the tiffany glass company in the late 19th to early 20th century. a Coyote ran out of it just before I approached and saw he took a piss in it.
great pic, i'm thinking has wariat wanked off to it yet?
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Originally posted by Wariat
Jig thats what the academica or scientists say not emptical Research or overal human trend observers like look at twitter for instance for some data on how mature adult women really are :) theyre all emotional and egoistical.
maturity in that context isn't about emotions or ego.
it's about having enough life experience to know that the creepy fuck of a man, approaching middle-age with the mindset of a 10 year old, wants little more from you than your tongue on his anus.
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Originally posted by Ghost
How you get red ming dye
Use
redstone?
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2022-11-10 at 9:33 AM UTC
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Twitter Is Under Siege
Originally posted by Ghost
hts spends like 10 hours a day on there and I am on there too
you guys aren't cool enough to be cool on the internet like us, i'll get her to explain how social media works to you nerds when she wakes up
if your accounts aren't banned yet, you're not using twitter right
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Originally posted by Kafka
that was really decent of you, looking out for her like that. i don't know why she'd even throw that up, makes no sense
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Originally posted by Kafka
Love from men isn’t really the same as caring.
Originally posted by Kafka
He unblocked me but idk what that means
you talk so much shit kafka. go follow up the mik thing and report back with the juicy bits. not literally, we don't need to see that.
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ffs baby jesus looks like a teenager. and he looks a bit too keen to get his mits on mary's tits
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2022-11-05 at 10:36 PM UTC
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hilarious comedy skit idea
So a monkey finds a cute hamster and starts poking, prodding, shaking, squeezing it to see what it could possibly be used for. By this time the hamster's already in a sorry way, the monkey decides to just use it as a loofah to clean its ass. Before too long this hamster's dead, and when it starts to get that death smell the monkey stops wiping his ass with it and chucks in into the bushes.
When the monkey eventually comes across a furry bag of bones in the bushes, he starts poking, prodding, shaking, and squeezing it to see what it could possibly be used for.
It's a metaphor for psychopaths, and how everything's a object to them.
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Originally posted by Incessant
I tipped low at a Thai place two days ago but I don't have to worry about them spitting in my food because I won't be going back. Something in that green curry wasn't right because I was up late at night with stomach pain and stuff.
better than anything you'll get in a restaurant.
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