Originally posted by Meikai
I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.
you could hand-write "not an amazon gift card" on a blank piece of paper, maybe draw a picture of something she'd remember from your childhood, and it would probably be better received than your own lame-ass idea.
fucking amazon gift card smh
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Originally posted by Wariat
A tendoj that holds the joint behind knee or knee bones in place. Common injury but takes 6 months ro heal id one does surgery.
do you type with the foot on that leg?
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it was more my perception was fucked. time stopped making any sense, and like walking a road I knew well just felt completely unfamiliar. i remember walking past what seemed like a high fortress wall, but there's nothing like that at all on that stretch of road. both me and my gf had more or less the same experience.
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suck a baby's dick with an old-guy gummy mouth that's already sucked off thousands of other babies because hygiene on the wound that the old fucker made himself.
fucking lol
Originally posted by Rabbi T. Weed
(some even going so far as to forego the circumcision itself!)
"I'm going so far as to not mutilating this baby's penis! No need to thank me."
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Originally posted by Kafka
Do guys really have girls they fuck just for comfort not because they’re really into them?
It was more a statement on how much (some) guys care about what other men think. Like, they'd not be seen with some fat speccy frump like thelma even though they actually like and lust her more. Most men are stupid.
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Originally posted by Iseedivision
I would welcome that. as I'm too much a coward to do it myself I have tried in the past but I kept fucking it up and kept getting hospitalized.
so use that to motivate you to get outside. like walk through da hood in kkk robes or masturbate at some men in a rural dive bar. get creative!
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they're only smart on certain academic measures, not on tangible results. the white brain doesn't waste time on metrics when there's actual work to be done. as evidenced by the current global power situation. I sometimes wonder if white brains are somehow connected on some meta level to work collectively to form a sort of mega brain.
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that's bullshit. white men made laser guided missiles, nuclear weapons, microelectronics, even calculus ffs. the list goes on and on, all worthwhile science comes from populations of white people, predominantly white men.
the white man's brain is an evolutionary masterpiece, tacitly bred for the greatness trait thanks to white supremacy and hundreds of years of strategic racism.
the white man is ultimately invincible. chinks are starting to do quite well, but lots of them are kinda white with a favourable exposure setting, so that explains that.
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