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2022-09-03 at 2:28 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Russia could paralyze and seize all of Ukraine in its entirety in less than 24 hours, if it wanted to.
If they use the same scorched earth tactics the US used in Iraq and Afghanistan, sure. NATO force planners have said Russia could be halfway across the EU in a week if they fully committed, and that was before hypersonics made it to the strategic units.
As it stands they've committed around 10% of their military to the SMO (5% ground, 15% air) and have left civilian infrastructure mostly intactThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-02 at 11:19 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I still don’t know what your point is. In the UK you attach a photo with your C.V or have a link on it to your LinkedIn page, employers will see your photo there and will also stalk your Facebook if you have one.
Wow, Europe is a literal shit hole. Who the fuck cares about your social media and you need to pay for Linkin now to use all the features. What a psychotic black mirror society -
2022-09-01 at 7:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by troon what other kind of nipples does this naked freak lady have?
5 or more of various sizes in totally random spots on her body and you call up a new one when you get bored of the placement of the last one and there is also an option to save your favorites so you can go back to that one that had 10 on one part of her leg like a giant tumor growth but they all were engorged and shoot milk
kinda like a cow udder or the under side of a mom cat but if it was smaller and attached to a humanoidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-30 at 2:21 PM UTC in Kamella Harris is just another ugly old white womanLOL you're studying sociology
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2022-08-24 at 10:06 AM UTC in Adderall ShortagesThere is no shortage, you can make the precursors from about 20 different sources. Any country in the world with even a small meager chemical industrial sector would have the capacity to produce metric tons of it, it's very suited to mass industrial production which is why it's never really caught on as a profitable illegal drug
this is just like the insulin shortage. Society is dumb retards with their EPA anti drug and freedom regulations, I hope all the kids wig out in school and people die when they get stung by bees from no epi pens and martin skrekelii raises the price of everything BY FORCE
ONLY INJECT THEM WITH THE HASHTAG VACCINE DO NOT USE HORSE WORMER, OMG HE WANTS TO INJECT THEM WITH SUGAR WATER THATS BARBARIC!! MY PASTOR ANTONY FAUCCI SAYS TO ONLY USE LEECHES
TRUST THE SCIENCE!
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2022-08-23 at 7:55 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-23 at 5 PM UTC in SCHIZOPHRENIA COMPASS
I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later
bradley
The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.
bummy_mofo
The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.
candy
True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.
donttellem
The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.
fonaplats
Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.
frala
The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.
jigaboo
The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.
kafka
The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.
lanny
The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.
michael myers
Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).
mmq
Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.
polecat
The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.
roshambo
The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.
spectral
Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.
speedy
The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.
wariat
The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.
wellFare
Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-22 at 12:12 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-21 at 4:59 PM UTC in 2022 world cupAdditional research is gonna show you that either way is correct, unlike the word 'loose' when trying to say 'lose', which is never correct. 🥸The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-20 at 3:42 PM UTC in Proud Homosexuals of NiS
Originally posted by Donald Trump Unless you bring it straight back to Palestinians, you will. The Palestinian genocide is the chink in the armour of the jedis.
If you go to debate with them they will say to you "don't keep harping on about the Palestinians, as if their genocide of a race much more noble and numerous than them doesn't even matter. The only correct response is "you asked me not to mention the Palestinians, in response I will mention nothing but the Palestinians."
They just call them "terrorists." I was banned from worldnews and Canada subreddits in 2014 due to anti Israel rhetoric. It's pretty bizarre. How does that adage go? Is it "if you want to figure out who holds the reigns of power look to who you aren't allowed to criticize"
I guess Ellen Page is one of them, who knew?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-08-20 at 12:51 AM UTC in Bradley wants a user titleOn occasion, I glance at my user title, and I am reminded that I shit my pants, and not only do I shit my pants, but I do so in new, unusual, and experimental ways. That does often make me suicidal. So you know maybe we should take that into consideration. Or maybe we shouldn’t.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-19 at 5:07 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I love this universe and being one with it ... it never misses ❤️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-18 at 10:29 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-18 at 9:36 PM UTC in 2022 world cupI hope they give out free vuvuzelas to each and every attendee this year. I just love the sound of them all blowing all game long it's just so calming and pleasing to the ears.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-18 at 11:01 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Maybe its the 14th century healer in me but i think you should drain some out to equalise your humors.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-18 at 3:52 AM UTC in Users you wouldnt be surprised to ...If ur on that list bradley b wants to 'im not ghey anymore' your asshole.
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2022-08-18 at 2:32 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-08-17 at 9:14 PM UTC in Why are people so unkind to one another here?Hmmmm yeah I guess that makes sense. Like I was some weirdo piss drinker who charged 55 cents to let drunk dudes piss in my mouth right in front of the open urinals as you walk into the bathroom and that was someones way of tipping me in an equally as degrading way as what I was already doing to myself by drinking strangers' beer pisses in a public bathroom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-17 at 4:04 PM UTC in Why are people so unkind to one another here?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-08-17 at 2:52 PM UTC in Why are people so unkind to one another here?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
