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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "Oh no, I can't stop listening to the news! I won't hear about (random thing)!"

    If you don't hear about (random thing) by osmosis in your day-to-day life, it wasn't that important. You didn't need to know. It was meaningless to you.

    "Well, everyone else is listening to the news. If they weren't, I wouldn't even hear about it by osmosis!"

    If you wouldn't even realize it was happening without hearing it from some retard, it's all just angels dancing on the head of pin. It doesn't concern you, and the biggest lie you were ever told is that you had a duty to be concerned about any of it. War crimes? What are you going to do about them? Cry? Yell? Shut up. You just want to be righteously angry about something. You want to feel vindicated. You want to feel like you know a truth that justifies getting impotently emotional. It doesn't fucking matter.
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  2. Originally posted by troon "No, it's just… you know… Are those matching shirts?"

    Never mind the shirts. Check out those ears, noses and lips.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat i dont think a blowjob could even make me cum anymore or satisfy me and the whole time i would be trying to move my legs a bit upward and sideways or turn her head into my ass somehow to get her to do whwt i really want and what really makes me cum. just a female tounge even touching the ass hole is so good it just makes me shake a bit thinking about it.

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  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wariat they sell cock rings for like a $1 in those restroom vending machines you find in dive bars…it's not that big a deal.

    Once I walked into one of those bathrooms and they had a tampon machine.

    Plus they didn't even have urinals. Backwater truck stops..pfft
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  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I wish people looked at guns more as just a tool because that’s literally what they are, an object that makes a certain job easier

    "A certain job" is doing a lot of work in obfuscation here. Guns are for killing. That's the job. That's why they don't like them - because we have a word for "tools that make killing easier". It's "weapon". They're weapons. Deadly weapons.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra JIDF pay wasn't competitive

    I actually have a list of their rates for shitposting and engagement somewhere, I'm pretty sure it's legit

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  7. blaster master victim of incest
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  8. Originally posted by Wariat what do u mean. Elaborate. I mean what does creeping on them mean? aking eye contact once in a while? I dont creep man.

    Creeping: "Hey Suzy, I can see your nipples through your shirt, they are giving me a semi...are you into scat play or rimming?"

    Normal social interaction: "Hey Suzy, how are you? any plans for the weekend? I saw the Big Macs you made earlier and I have to say those were some of the best looking Big Macs I've ever seen while working here".
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  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    She was an intern probably. maybe in College and was brought in as her servitude to the nation (regardless it was the SS or under a previous Kaiser)

    how the fuck is she guilty of anything? unless she enjoyed it and went out of her way to make sure jedis were murked.

    how would you prove such a thing even if it was fact?
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  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Smoke my last cigarette 45 minutes ago.
    I won't be buying any more either.
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am just gonna go to free clinics every day and tell them it's my first jab and after I have like 20 first jabs nobody can tell me I am not vaxxed enough.

    I am going to become the most vaccinated human in history.
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Have you tried blowing it up again or sellotape?
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  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I mean even if she deserves it. Why 75 fucking years later? they jusst found the old hag?

    LOL Knock knock.. (old as hell crackled voice) ehhh Whoooo iz it?

    Interpol... GET DOWN.. GET DOWN.. Flash grenade goes off.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master I personally think my cousin is just virtue signaling that she's so down for the cause that she'd castrate her four year old.

    a transgender child is like a vegetarian cat



    everyone knows who's making the decisions
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  15. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready what dress. you're confused. I'm a man. I dont wear dresses you sinner.

    And no Im not cherry picking. This is what I was told cause the bible says so.

    https://biblia.com/bible/esv/deuteronomy/22/5

    Deuteronomy 22:5

    “A woman shall not wear a man’s garment, nor shall a man put on a woman’s cloak, ufor whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God.

    If that doesn't scream "I wear women's panties while I masturbate" I don't know what does.
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  16. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Stop being a fucking enabler, Frala.

    Sounds like someone is pist about having their dress taken away.
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  17. The old fashion solution was to beat up your kid until he smartens up.
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  18. blaster master victim of incest
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  19. Originally posted by Solstice The private rooms in the Cleveland strip clubs are for smoking crack and shooting up

    My kind of establishment. If im not taking fent bumps off someones tummy to ozzy osborne and getting big fake nails raked across my flaccid cock, the proprietor has failed to cultivate the proper ambience
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  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon It was literally a joke on how the advertising industry, like the sycophantic cunts that they are, has gone 'black' big time.

    I don't know why I bother, I really don't.

    Ok it was LiTeRaLLy a joke. California talkin blondie bitch boy.
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