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Thanked Posts by mmG

  1. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You should request lanny removes mmG for NIS-Trademark infringements er stuff

    You should file for a gayman infringement claim, it's for when a gay man infringes upon your asshole and makes you gay.
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  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat how the heck can you thank a post twice by the same user? mmG?

    Pedophile retard^
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  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre fantasizing about a child having dead parents just so you can molest them more.

    Kill yourself

    Youre fucking worthless. Youre like the Joker, if Joker killed Bruce Waynes parents just so he could get young Bruce to eat his ass.

    Lmao
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  4. mmG African Astronaut
    People don't hate you in a cute "forum rivalry haha ribbing and busting balls" way Wario.

    We genuinely want you to not exist.
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  5. mmG African Astronaut
    Fuck you wario
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  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I can't poop.

    Explains why you're so full of shit
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  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Killing women and raping their corpses
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  8. mmG African Astronaut
    We loved her so much. She was such a sweet, weird, unique and special cat. I knew her for 7 of those years and she finally started trusting my lap after 6. That's how reserved she was, but when she wanted to be sweet, she was SO sweet.

    Rest in peace our lovely, sweet girl.

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  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Like shit. My girlfriend's 19 year old cat appears to be in bad shape. I'm gonna try to take her to the vet tomorrow.
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  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    This would blow a hole the size of a soup can through your chest.

    That didn't scare me kid
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  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood but when you get together with your friends the masks are off "we don't need a mask guys we are all vaxxed, just waiting for those anti science unvaxxers to catch up right?"

    My friends and I:

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  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Walking around Whole foods wearing 2 KN95 masks with prescription swimming goggles to protect the mucus membranes on my eyes and 2 layers of gloves, first nitrile then latex, both with hand sanitizer squirted inside them and jostled and rubbed upside down to spread it out. My stylish clothes, I fashioned them myself out of medical antibacterial curtains. I carry my BIPAP machine on my back as a BACKPAP just in case. I have started keeping 2 pairs of nunchaku on my person as a matter of habit, in case someone tries to violate social distancing protocols and encroach within 6 feet of me. This is my newly defined personal space, this air is my air, and I shall defend my territorial sovereignty against your Chinese lung invaders with my own expertise in asianic martial arts. I am a 6th Dan black belt in Feng Shui and Tai Chi and my chakric potential is unlimited. I have started loading tranquilizer darts with doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and I openly carry my rifle on my back to summarily vaccinate any coofers I see within a 100YD radius of me.

    All this, I do for my fellow man.
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  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Feeling like Mmg needs to get a life, it’s super annoying at this point. Lol what are u doing?

    Eating said really awesome bunz
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  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein ;)

    ;)
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  15. mmG African Astronaut
    "khoobsoorut" = beautiful

    "Chikni kutti" = slang for "sexy bitch". DO NOT PULL THIS ONE OUT. The literal translation of "chikni" is "slick", in the oily way. Kutti = bitch. Kood-tea. I just wanted you to know.

    "Ha-seen" = pretty

    Chodhe = fuck

    Lora (this r is pronounced liked the D in "RADAR", Low-DA) = cock

    Phud-di = Pussy

    Qutl-ay-aam = Indiscriminate killing/mass murder

    Israel = Israel

    Yahoodi = Jew

    Zibah = slaughter

    Tun-door = Oven

    Shauq (pronounced like "shock") = Interests, stuff you like

    Good dishes to try out and order and shit:

    Chicken biryani, tikka, karahi, pulao (very mild dish with few spices but really tasty), jalfrezi, makhni/butter chicken, korma

    Beef nihari, seekh kabab, chapli kabab, reshmi kabab etc, pulao, korma

    Lamb karahi, pulao, korma

    If you want to impress her, go balls deep on the spicy stuff. The key to success is to remember it can't actually physically hurt you, it's just a burning sensation. Let the tears and snot flow, grab a fat stack of kitchen paper towels and go all in on enjoying the amazing psychedelic high of spicy food.

    She will think your cock is 19 inches and it will be loaded with Satan juice.
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  16. mmG African Astronaut
    $24 of leaded
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  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought leaded gas are extinct.

    I put in my own lead
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  18. mmG African Astronaut
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  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m just a girl in the world.

    Incorrect, you are a girl in the universe.

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  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT this thread always eggcites me when i see it,, then I see I already posted in it and I know its just more misinformation

    Rape her
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