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Why won't Aldra get vaccinated?

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Even the elderly have a 95% chance of beating a Covid infection. 99% for everyone else.

    Ok we get it. Let's talk about something else
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Whenever a celebrity gets it they tell the world . That's kinda dumb.

    It's double dumb for Joe Rogan who insisted he didn't need a vaccine and was a healthy and fit guy.

    Then when he got it, got on IG and said he immediately got on a full run of multiple drugs and therapies.

    Like an idiot he admitted to using Ivermectin, an anti-parasitic, to fight the virus.

    He also got monoclonal antibody infusion therapy, which is actually effective and means he will end up fine, but while it is free to the patient, it costs thousands of dollars to the taxpayer per patient as opposed to vaccines that cost like $20-40 per dose. It exists for patients who CAN'T get vaccinated, not rich celebrity antivax retards.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What would Jenny McCarthy do?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Vaccines equal autism . Lol.

    Why are your you spreading that FACTOID , spectral ?

    I got the jab.

    What's going on with me woahhhhhh I'm retRded
  5. unvaxxed and masked master race, everyone else is infected
  6. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Vaccines equal autism . Lol.

    I took the vaccine and it cured my autism.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Methmwth5

    The key is to get vaccinated. .

    It's not even weird


    Pussies are scared they think it has chips and ruins you sonehiwnb
    ..
    Hpwople like me, I did both . Loved it too. I asked the girl that gave it to me "wanna fuck latér?"

    She said "no."

    I asked though .
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hashtag yolo
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wanna know what the people that don't get vaccinated, are doing. ...

    I'll beat you in a game of chess.


    Look at me I didn't get vaccinated look at me
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Walking around Whole foods wearing 2 KN95 masks with prescription swimming goggles to protect the mucus membranes on my eyes and 2 layers of gloves, first nitrile then latex, both with hand sanitizer squirted inside them and jostled and rubbed upside down to spread it out. My stylish clothes, I fashioned them myself out of medical antibacterial curtains. I carry my BIPAP machine on my back as a BACKPAP just in case. I have started keeping 2 pairs of nunchaku on my person as a matter of habit, in case someone tries to violate social distancing protocols and encroach within 6 feet of me. This is my newly defined personal space, this air is my air, and I shall defend my territorial sovereignty against your Chinese lung invaders with my own expertise in asianic martial arts. I am a 6th Dan black belt in Feng Shui and Tai Chi and my chakric potential is unlimited. I have started loading tranquilizer darts with doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and I openly carry my rifle on my back to summarily vaccinate any coofers I see within a 100YD radius of me.

    All this, I do for my fellow man.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Damn, all this talk about chips is makin me want some spicy Queso and tortillas.

    Hehe thiab fag that works near me kept coming intoMY KITCHEN and trying to swoop up queso dip and I had to cut him off m
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Even a boiled lobster is smart enough to know it makes sense to get the jab

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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmG Walking around Whole foods wearing 2 KN95 masks with prescription swimming goggles to protect the mucus membranes on my eyes and 2 layers of gloves, first nitrile then latex, both with hand sanitizer squirted inside them and jostled and rubbed upside down to spread it out. My stylish clothes, I fashioned them myself out of medical antibacterial curtains. I carry my BIPAP machine on my back as a BACKPAP just in case. I have started keeping 2 pairs of nunchaku on my person as a matter of habit, in case someone tries to violate social distancing protocols and encroach within 6 feet of me. This is my newly defined personal space, this air is my air, and I shall defend my territorial sovereignty against your Chinese lung invaders with my own expertise in asianic martial arts. I am a 6th Dan black belt in Feng Shui and Tai Chi and my chakric potential is unlimited. I have started loading tranquilizer darts with doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and I openly carry my rifle on my back to summarily vaccinate any coofers I see within a 100YD radius of me.

    All this, I do for my fellow man.

    Ok c.dpwk down you and il know 79ib dot. Wear rescription goggles
  14. Originally posted by mmG Walking around Whole foods wearing 2 KN95 masks with prescription swimming goggles to protect the mucus membranes on my eyes and 2 layers of gloves, first nitrile then latex, both with hand sanitizer squirted inside them and jostled and rubbed upside down to spread it out. My stylish clothes, I fashioned them myself out of medical antibacterial curtains. I carry my BIPAP machine on my back as a BACKPAP just in case. I have started keeping 2 pairs of nunchaku on my person as a matter of habit, in case someone tries to violate social distancing protocols and encroach within 6 feet of me. This is my newly defined personal space, this air is my air, and I shall defend my territorial sovereignty against your Chinese lung invaders with my own expertise in asianic martial arts. I am a 6th Dan black belt in Feng Shui and Tai Chi and my chakric potential is unlimited. I have started loading tranquilizer darts with doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and I openly carry my rifle on my back to summarily vaccinate any coofers I see within a 100YD radius of me.

    All this, I do for my fellow man.

    but when you get together with your friends the masks are off "we don't need a mask guys we are all vaxxed, just waiting for those anti science unvaxxers to catch up right?"
  15. There is no virus. Don't be a racist.
    Ok, there is a virus. Just a couple of weeks to flatten the curve.
    Wearing masks is silly and ineffective.
    Everyone must now wear masks.
    We're not locking anyone down or shuttering businesses.
    Ok, we're now locking everyone down and shuttering businesses.
    There's no involuntary quarantine camps! What do you think we are? Nazis?
    Ok, we're issuing 5,000 fines to anyone who refuses the involuntary quarantine camps.
    The first lockdown didn't work, so we're locking you down again.
    Our only answer is to develop a vaccine.
    Ok, we've developed the vaccine, take it and you'll be free.
    The first vaccine doesn't work, so you must now take a second vaccine and you'll be free.
    The second lockdown didn't work, so we're locking you down again.
    Ok, the second vaccine doesn't work, so you must now get a booster shot, and then you'll be free.
    Folks, the booster shot doesn't work, so you must now take booster shots for the rest of your natural life, then you'll be free.
    Ok, the third lockdown didn't work, so we're locking you down again.
    The booster shots for the rest of your natural life don't work, so do exactly as we say, or else, then you'll be free.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
    Looks like the guy I just worked 2oth lol.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ I wanna know what the people that don't get vaccinated, are doing. …

    Staying away from vaccinated people that think it's okay to get together with no masks and spread the virus, asymptomatic carriers mutated by the scary science thing.

    You people are all disgusting. Unvaxxed and masked master race. No gene editing for virus for me I am a pure human with pure DNA.
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok c.dpwk down you and il know 79ib dot. Wear rescription goggles

    But they're so great for sealing your eyes and maintaining vision!

    I have a pair just because they are indestructible and are an eternal backup where I don't have to be blind.
  19. You don't need a mask if you get the jab!

    https://www.washingtonian.com/2021/08/09/everything-we-know-about-barack-obama-60th-birthday-party-marthas-vineyard-covid/

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