Everyone started copying my "point and laff at quote" posting technique.
I'm going to retire it from my rotation for now and start yet another new trend, like I always do. I might bring it back as part of my Spring 2022 Classic Collection.
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In the future, artificial intelligence has been perfected and tamed and expansion to other worlds is available on a whim, where resources are immediately extracted on site and whatever is programmed into a computer can be automatically fabricated.
Racial harmony has been achieved without homogenisation: while a large mocha skinned racially mixed genetic pool has formed, 3 distinct racial groups have remained:
1. The Spasians, an amalgamation of the yellow thru brown descendants of the residents of Southern thru Eastern Asia. Technological elites responsible for most groundbreaking advances for humanity
2. Whispanijews, or WSJs for short: politically dominant by building soft power through deep cultural penetration across all of humanity. Their investments of attention into morphological and neurogical diversity has render the concept of sex and gender meaningless amongst them.
And 3. Niggas. They're pretty much just niggas... But in space.
The rest of humanity has ascended by merging with machines and have become godlike entities who can enact their will into the universe almost omnipotently so long as they have the energy and material resources available to cannibalize for the purpose.
As part of this ascension, due to prolonged lifespans, most humans have chosen to procteate less.
But niggas said nah to all that Tuskegee ascension shit.
Despite becoming educated and modernized, Blacks still retain some traces of their innate statistical propensity to sit around smoking weed and fucking unprotected, which becomes statistically significant in its impact over cosmic timescales, with universal AI welfare. This leads to the eventual galactic expansion of humanity being over 99% negroic and the Milky Way essentially being turned into a large black party galaxy.
Welcome to Niggas in Space, a cosmic horror story.
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Wariat should be made into a transgender woman, whether voluntarily or by force. His penis and testicles should be removed and he should be administered feminine hormone therapy for upwards of twenty years. She will then live life as a transsexual woman who has sex with men.
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I was talking to someone the other day and they said something similar about the gas prices being too high and I realised that I should be very grateful for transcending that stage to the point where I don't even know what the prices at my "home" gas station are. I never check. I just fill up my tank and roll. It doesn't matter any more. What I need is a full tank and I'm going to pay whatever it costs to get it. No way in a trillion years could I imagine myself driving 5 mins extra for what will ultimately make like a $2 difference on the bill.
Imagine being such a poor Jew that you have to worry about the price of gas.
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Ah I could help you out with your argument here. I hate when this happens. You are so close to finding the right... "Thing"... To argue the point with.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Ovals objectively exist so the degree to which circles can objectively exist depends on the universal parameters we can collectively agree on of where an oval becomes a circle and to how fine a degree. There should be a governing body for deciding this and nothing else
Reminds me of (IIRC) Timex's original creator who got a watch set to greenich mean and went village to village charging people to get the righ time, then when he died his daughter basically tried to copywrite time itself. Maybe that was a dream I had about a supervillan idk
Anything where 100% of the perimeter isn't equidistant from the centre point, isn't a circle.
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