2018-08-25 at 2:32 AM UTC
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try to get some pelt
Uh... a girl... a girl hugged my goodbye at a party once...
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Originally posted by aldra
how much of it have you seen?
First 2 seasons coz every1 kept saying it got better. It didnt. Characters are shallow but pretend to be deep. Not funny. And u know i have good taste.
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Wow you gonna cry little baby-man?
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2018-08-23 at 3:11 AM UTC
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GOTLIST
I'm a cok wboy yee HAW
I got dem dere boots cuz I needed leather boots for my training and the work boots I tried either squeaked or didn't feel right
Cowboy boots are a lot more comfortable and they make you look
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Alright
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2018-08-22 at 8:40 AM UTC
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I'm pro-rape
Here's why, SOME people literally cannot control their urges and have to get off in some way, if a guy or girl forces you into sex be GLAD they think you're attractive enough to waste their time on you. I think it's dumb too that people are getting YEARS for such a dumb "crime" literally it won't 'scar' you for that long. Maybe a week and that's it. By you reporting rape, you're literallyruining someone else's life that cared enough about you to have sex with you, sex is suppose to be meaningful. If you don't want to be raped there are many ways to prevent it, if you let it happen then clearly you want it to happen and you deserve it
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2018-08-22 at 8:37 AM UTC
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so embaressing
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
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SHERRIF MIKE CHITWOOD, lmfao!!!! he woofs like a chitwood alright. WE GAWT TWO GRUPESA BOOSTORS!!!!!!!! jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert
1 million dollars of stolen deeewalt drills in 1yr in 1 county loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool . what, you gay man? why you gonna put the camera on me when we got all these fresh brand new dewalt drills right here you could be lookin at
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Originally posted by infinityshock
itd be cheaper to spend $20 on a hooker and skip all the wasted foreplay
GOOD ONE billy
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Or you could just dress up like a doctor and go to the billing headquarters and tell them there was a mistake with a patient (you) and they need to erase his bill. Make sure to wear a bushy moustache.
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2018-08-21 at 2:53 PM UTC
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victoria is an ugly fat bitch
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by A College Professor
that looks like a female Sploo ehehehehehehe
Lol I knew I couldn't be the only one.
Someone make it 75x75 and I'll avatar it
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2018-08-21 at 2:49 PM UTC
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victoria is an ugly fat bitch
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
fucking LOL, i was thinking more around her armpits.
i used to "date" this nurse at the heart hospital and she looked very similar to the girl in the OP and had these mole type things around her unshaven armpit. I wanted to yank them off.
that looks like a female Sploo ehehehehehehe
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2018-08-21 at 12:59 PM UTC
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victoria is an ugly fat bitch
She looks like the type to have lots of brown moles on her breasts and body.
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2018-08-21 at 12:44 PM UTC
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victoria is an ugly fat bitch
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
She doesn't look very attractive to me esp considering that's likely a picture she took of herself and thought "hey this is a good representation of who I am." But then again I'm sure you looked for the s hittiest pic you could find of her. Her mouth is too far down her face and she seems pretty derpy but she doesn't look fat.
Your fucking house has bars on the Windows and the most hideous linoleum wallpaper I've ever seen. It looks like it was coated in earwax and nicotine stains.
Sploo you are the exact same fuck up you were 5 years ago except fatter, stupider, less funny and with a more tenuous grip on reality. You're pining after some bitch from a website ago and still smoking mail order fake weed like a beta American cuck. It doesn't have to be this way
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
you're a canadian so you don't know texas law. if the police want to talk to you in america they have the legal right to taze the shit out of you if you don't comply and talk to them.
sorry but not sorry spectral but welcome to america.
you're guilty until proven innocent
Canada, USA, Brazil, it doesn't matter to me. I wouldn't comply even if tazed. I'd make them work for their corruption.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Infinityshock is definitely embarrassing looking. If he posted a pic of himself it'd be the last post hed make on this website. A picture behind a dedicated gimmick would be so damn funny
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Originally posted by aldra
kind of funny how you blatantly misuse words and people try to guess what you meant to say
For some reason the US court system does actually use that word in reference to court cases
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2018-08-19 at 9:59 PM UTC
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Who is the youngest DHer?
Originally posted by infinityshock
no one asked for your IQ
not funny or clever
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Cootehill
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[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Originally posted by Sudo
I mostly just want to torture them and call their families for ransom, just the typical kidnapper shit. Sometimes it's more traditional kidnapping In a bunker or a cabin in the woods, sometimes it's less traditional like beta dog and were just walking around with a gun to their side. Sometimes it's just for the fun of it. I don't think about killing them, a kidnapping is like a dance or a really good blowjob you don't want to end without a big payoff.
Stop procrastinating.
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