2018-08-19 at 7:41 AM UTC
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got catfished
Lol I have three kids what's wrong why did you leave?????
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Dude, you used to huff starter fluid. Brain damage isn't reversible. Also you're a faggot.
but moooooooom it was my last starbucks
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cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Ambien turns me into a horrible time traveler
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yea fuck selena gomez she looks like a child with downs syndrome
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She id a didney girl and mickey mouse put a lil girl spell on her so she could never leave and hav to make more didney shows
But selener said "noo you cant make me mickey mouse, i wanna sing to REAL girls about my boyfireinds ding dong up against me in the middle of the night"
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2018-08-17 at 4:12 AM UTC
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lemme hit you with my BONE
Haha PI alert you FUCKED UP. FAREWAY FOODS HUH!!!!
HEY EVERYONE DP LIVES NEAR A FAREWAY FOODS! LET'S GO BURN HIM AT THE... STEAK!!
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
she brought condoms and I don't believe in condoms because we are electric beings and rubber is non-conductive so i don't really see the point.
This is actually the smartest thing you've ever said.
Do electric zoophiles have wet dreams of electric sheep?
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BF GOODRICH
no, I wouldn't INVENT marriage. How much more grand would life be if we all understood we can LOVE many many people, even at the same time, and it isn't wrong, and it isn't betrayal.
Open relationships are fairly rare and I've never been in one because I've bought into the idea that it would be "too hard to handle" knowing my gf was also fucking and kissing and spending time with and loving other guys, but really, I don't think that that is necessarily the right way to think.
Just like people want to have that intimate connection with someone and share that betwixt themselves, perhaps we're missing out on the hundreds and hundreds more of passionate intimate relationships we could have, simply because we're selfish and mentally conditioned to believe otherwise.
I guess that doesn't really have to with marriage but fuck you.
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Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine
I used to think that it was just primitive thinking and sexism that gave people the idea to keep women from being allowed to vote but honestly after talking to my mom about politics I now support the belief that women have absolutely no place in politics or government
they aren't fully human, they're sort of like perpetual children.
Is your mom a retard?
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Back in the '60's and before, it was lawful to beat your wife. Your wife wasn't considered a person, really, more like the man's personal property. If the cops came on a domestic call, they would just take a look at the bloodied face of the woman, ask the husband if she had gotten out of line, he would say yes, and the police would go on their way without incident. Then the wife knew for a certainty who had control.
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Osama Bin Laden was immediately buried at sea for no reason
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2018-08-14 at 5:41 AM UTC
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HAY FATTY BOOM BOOM
Dang your mom is h0t brah. May I?
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I like to cry for no reason after I drink a bunch of wine.
But just for some weird several minute period. Then I go back to whatever other antics I was doing.
I also rarely drink wine let alone a bunch of it. But wine is often known as the CRYMAKER.
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Wimpy wimpy whimpers!!!!!
sounds like your ovaries are churning ,lil bromo
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bill the cat of course opted to do a tandem jump and wore one of his favorite pair of assles chaps
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2018-08-12 at 11:01 PM UTC
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im a silly girl
Originally posted by cupocheer
Anyone care to know what other profile member makes the same spelling error bolded above?
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2018-08-12 at 7:24 PM UTC
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I'm not ready to be a father.
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL
Oh I am so fucking glad I'm not a dad.
Didn't you say at some point frodo being born was the happiest day of your life and you played ukulele to geese or something
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2018-08-12 at 12:16 PM UTC
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I'm not ready to be a father.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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