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Posts That Were Thanked by kroz

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    yes
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  2. RestStop Space Nigga
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  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    gp is a cool bro i hope he gets everything he wants and deserves
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  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    This nigga crazy LOL
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  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Not your fault bro. All your old friends were just jelly and butt hurt over your high end shard connections. I know the feeling.
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  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don't think you've ever made anyone do anything.
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  7. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala You edited your post as soon as a big dick trill nigga commented so who’s the real coward, CHICKEN?

    have you given up pretending to be a DHer or have you just picked up all the slang here because your an amorphous blob incapable of an actual personality?

    asking for a friend
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It echoes through the streets like a wild hyenas mating call.
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  9. ITT Krz is cuteaf

    And my heart grew three sizes
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  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Care for some cheese with your whine Op?
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  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't forget your Panny doll!
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  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    keep on baggin
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  14. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Well niggas its that time again

    Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.



    It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.

    _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_

    Present Day:

    I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.



    You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.

    After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.

    As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.

    I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me

    I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.

    (1 thank = 1 prayer)

    Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.



    I am at the location of the blue dot.



    I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.

    Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.

    I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.

    I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you'll be right back baby believe me its only a matter of ti-- TIOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

    so I went downtown with my friend and her boyfriend Samuel and we were doing a bunch of things and then we were walking along and we found a guy laying on the ground with a person on top of him who was his cousin and she was like help help ya know and we were like ok ya know lets stop to help so we stopped to help and shes like omg hes dying and as it turns out

    he died. and i was there for his last moments, I laid beside him like a kitty cat and spoke to him and he had a faint pulse and I was like 'purrrr dude. cmon. dont die on me man.' and he was just kinda blankly staring back at me but I KNEW he KNEW i mean he could see me I know it but yeah he just was close to being dead and it was the weirdest thing I've ever done maybe, how I maintained eye contact with him while his cousin was sort of crying there too , and my friends were behind me, and there's this club right next door with a huge patio and the beats are blaring and all that just a downtown funtime scene and here I am, with this guy, and he dies.

    the paramedics came eventually of course and there was fanfare what with their sirens and flashy lights, but nobody but just a few us knew what really happened to that guy. everyone else probably it was just some dude with a broken leg.

    then I came home and listened to mariah carey for 4 hours XD
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  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like Bill Krozby is going to enter a deep depression of self loathing once he realizes his gimmick isn't cute anymore. He's already in a downward spiral and it's just going to get worse

    How are you certain it's a gimmick?
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  17. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by infinityshock now stfu and post nude selfies of time traveling whores

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  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Gay
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Amy Grant Heart in Motion was the first CD I ever owned I think my parents got it for me for my 5th birthday or somethin, I fucking loved her. Now I don't care. Is still alive even? I don't care.
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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