Originally posted by NARCassist
If you fucked of the fag level would halve overnight.
Proof British people don't know how to speak proper English innit
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2018-10-06 at 3:53 AM UTC
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Seeing conan obrien
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tee hee hee
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[slangily complete this slumberer]
Bill Krozby ur life is such a drama!
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-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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"Ayo Edith take dis primo sack of flake n flip dat shit to da honkeys I'll front it to ya tryna be neighborly n sheit best come back wit da dough ya dig"
"Ohhh AHhchie! I met the kindest negro lady today she moved in down the street she gave us some flour to bake a cake!"
"You wha!? Edith...you took a mysterious sack from the nigger lady down the street? What the fuck did I tell you about niggers? That's cocaine you dumb bitch"
"You dun fucked up for da last time Edith!"
"Oh shit look at what ya caused I told ya's Edith get the fuck outta here ya dumb slampig"
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My list
1. Lanny - only posts in the meat thread and bans you a month after you did the thing he bans you for
2. Sophie - posts once a month only to tell everyone they are a shitty poster that's ruining the forum
3. §m£ÂgØL aka Hong Chong Chinaman #64 - makes 100 posts then deletes his account only to remake it a week later with the exact same avatar. Only goes on this forum to cyberstalk hydromorphone.
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2018-10-04 at 4:04 PM UTC
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swollen lip
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2018-10-04 at 4 PM UTC
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swollen lip
alternate thread title: i've been domestically abused/dying of an infection
Anyways, a couple days ago I noticed part of the edge of my upper left lip hurt a little bit. I've been bingeing on opiates, weed, benzos, caffeine and nicotine for like 4 days now so it's possible some of the pain was dulled then, but this morning I woke up feeling relatively sober after a long time and the shit seems to have gotten worse, it's swollen and fucking hurts. I took some more poppy seed tea so the pain should subside soon hopefully but maybe not and it might be an infection that kills me idk. The other possibility is that my gf said a couple days ago we were having sex and she thought she accidentally hit me and saw some blood but I was just fucked up/having sex so maybe I didn't realize? The problem is that I can't tell if it's gotten worse or just hurts more because the drugs wore off. I should know soon though when the drugs hit me though, I'll keep u all updated.
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'rape'
as if he didn't grow that moustache to dust cocks
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2018-10-03 at 12 PM UTC
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self hatred thread
These days I think not enough people have been taking the time out of their busy days to appreciate the complex yet delicate, but at the same time overwhelming sense of self hatred that is placed inside each and every one of us by our creator at the time of conception. This, to me, is a damned shame. We were are all unique, we were all given our own personalities, so that the hatred you have for yourself is a unique one. Unless you are some sort of well known or infamous person, not many people will ever get the chance to know you and dislike you. And for most people that are not total assholes, probably only a few people will ever hate them.
You get to spend your whole life with yourself, and nobody knows yourself like yourself. Think about it. What do families do over time? The couples eventually grow somewhat apart while keeping each other occupied just enough so that they are not crushed by loneliness. The children eventually move away. The more time you spend around your family, the more you hate them, and the more you want to get away from them. But you are stuck with yourself your whole life, you can't get away from yourself. You may find a few hours or even a few days relief in drugs or some other vice, but you will need to be there to deal with yourself when you come down.
There is no getting away from it, everyone gets to feel it and everyone's self hatred is unique and different. To get to know someone intimately is to know the things they hate about themselves. To be vulnerable is to allow others to see the parts of you you hate. The individuality and intensity of it and the desires it spurns are strange when you think about it.
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Lol
And you’re mad ..fat fuck
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Originally posted by Technologist
Don’t know what kind of trash you’re meeting, but I’ve been a single mom, and the last person I thought of was me. My son ALWAYS came first when I’d consider dating. I did not date till he was 11, and only because he said, “Mom, you should start dating.” I did not want my son to disrespect woman. I did not want a son who saw different men coming and going at different times. Too many of my male friends talked badly about their mothers and their dating lifestyle. Of course it is ideal for a child to have both parents there, but if not, a child needs security, not chaos. My son never called anyone daddy, not even his own dad. Now that he’s 21, his father wants to be his drinking buddy. My son told him to grow up and be a dad, or move along; this was just a couple months ago.
Sooo, labeling all single moms the same is bullshit. I didn’t get married till my son was 19, and he’s close to my husband. I guess the fact that I could support myself and my son on my own, played into it. I didn’t need anyone’s help.
I’ll admit, my son’s teenage years were hell, but I stayed strong, as strong as I could, and we survived his teenage years.
You all wanna ride a girl bareback, but she’s a whore if she gets pregnant. Oh, ok! SMDH.
Peace out!
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2018-10-02 at 7:05 AM UTC
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the mandela effect
aldra
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have to give it to Bill Krozby, this was pretty good
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2018-10-02 at 3:08 AM UTC
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the mandela effect
Bump another Bill Krozby dick and I'll mandela your effect, nigga.
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2018-10-02 at 3:04 AM UTC
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the mandela effect
luke i am your father , not a thing. it was No, I am your father.
c3p0 had a silver leg, he wasn't all gold
fruit loops was spelled just like that, not froot loops
KitKat and CocaCola never had hyphens between them
It is Loony Tunes not Loony Toons
mickey mouse never wore suspenders with straps
curious george didn't have a tail
it was the BerenSTAIN bears, not stein
the tiananmen square tank guy wasnt actually run over by the tank
hannibal never said 'Hello Clarice' in SOTL. He said 'good morning Clarice'
I knew a few of those but got most of them wrong
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It's probably pretty evident that single moms will usually be messed up people, founded on the fact that they were even in a relationship with someone (cough) who would have a kid and more or less not raise it. Everyone of their relationships are dysfunctional and they likely seek out guys who are just as troubled as they are, then they enable each other and have hate sex until the girl gets pregnant and dad leaves, and the cycle repeats.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Why should I? She said I'm the best thing she's ever had in a long time. Are you by chance a hater? Oh yeah you are haha
lol it's just that meat of yours no bromo
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2018-10-01 at 8:33 PM UTC
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Is it gay?
If you're okay with the idea of having a cock in your mouth, that's p gay. You're gonna be slurping up your own precum too. Pretty dang gay, bro. Arguably even gayer than just letting a bro suck your dick, 'cause at least then you aren't the faggot with a dick in his mouth.
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