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  1. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Just spend the change at the self checkout.
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  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal now we're catholic

    I suggest burning your dakimatura before jesus sees it
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  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun I have a 5 gallon water jug that’s almost full of change
    I can’t pick it up
    The last time I cashed it in it was half full and I got $900 out of it

    Ya fucking whimp ass.
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Get a life faggot
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine. Yes. spectral did the right thing. From now on I'm just gonna punch anyone who seems like they might potentially wanna punch me.
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  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pretty similar thing happened to me. I was walking home from the bank machine a few blocks away at night, and some old Indian drunk, pretty big, too, came up on me really fast and tried to get right up in my face asking me why I looked so tough, so as he was going to put his face up to mine I let a right hook go and nailed him right in the side of the head, and that knocked him back almost on his ass. Then he picked up a bottle that was laying there and threw it right at my head, then charged me, and I must have given him at least 4 or 5 shots straight to the head as I was backing up and sidestepping, but he then started going absolutely ape-shit and dancing around in the street screaming and yelling he was going to follow me home and kill me later. He came at me one more time as I was walking away and almost jumped on my back, but I turned around and nailed him clean in the temple and he backed up and kept screaming he was going to kill me. I finally lost him around a corner.
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  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Only if my doggy is watching
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  8. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III as much as i'd like to believe that, it's unfortunately not the truth in every situation. This girl spent like 2-3 years staying with me trying to get me to go to rehab while I was just not even giving a fuck and totally destroying my life and our relationship prospects

    Sure. But if you can see how shitty you were, you are still winning. There's nothing to do but move forward with the understanding that you were at minimum worth loving and sticking around for 2-3 damn years, obviously there's something to work with there
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  9. Originally posted by Technologist Finding unconditional love is as good as it gets.

    This is just my take on it. If she tried to help you stop, it was probably killing her to watch you continue. I know it would be painful to watch someone you love destroying themselves.

    How long ago did it end?
    Does she know you’re working on getting your shit right?

    Not to minimized your love for her, but it can be found again. I had that kind of love when I was 27, and thought I’d never find it again. It took awhile, 26yrs, but I found it again.

    I hope time will help you heal.

    it's been like 9 months. she knows, but i've tried many times before and did fucked up things that i really regret sometimes when we fought. so she's done and i can't even blame her.
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist I thought you were letting this go if she left. Why do you keep bumping it?

    Cuz its fucking funny
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone My buddys don't even do dope. They smoke spice.
    Ironically enough, a lot like you faggots on here.

    Homeless crippled junkie passing judgement.
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Fat homeless junkie is depressed. Who would have guessed.
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  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's quite the little cow, he hasn't even written anything new for us to critique. He's like a poor mans charles dickens

    If Charles Dickens was a lazy Mexican he'd be §m£ÂgØL.
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  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by G4LM Resetting my password to a randomized number again.

    I bet it's only pseudo-random.
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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Nature is at it's best in darkness and ice.
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    How do you know what anything is worth? You haven’t made an adult decision in your life.

    I can see why she didn’t want to answer your question. I can picture it now. You in your long flowing snuggie, walks in the bathroom with your nose up in the air and snuggie half open. I’d tell ya to buzz off too, you’re creepy.
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  18. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Asshole bitching about the landlord replacing the toilet seat. I imagine the bowl was jet-black because it was never cleaned.
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  19. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    OP is gonna suck a lot of cock at that party
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Nobody looks good in florescent lighting. We all look like monsters in that light.
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