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Posts That Were Thanked by kroz

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Maybe you shouldn't be committing crimes then you won't feel guilty for rats ratting you out. Using words like rat/snitch is only done by thugs like you that don't want to take accountability for their heinous crimes.

    You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Bill Krozby you're cute…let's go yachting

    > tries to organise a murder
    > gets raped
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  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Jesus christ you eat like a child. No wonder you're so sickly.
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  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    we talking about kr0z here right?
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  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    Ya whatever loser faggot. Probably no different than all the other shit you dumbass democrats try to make stick on him
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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    EY CLOSE THE DOOR ESSE I WAS JUST SCRUBBING THE BLOOD FROM BEHIND HIS EARS AND DIDNT WANT TO GET IT ON MY FLANNEL SHIRT
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Anyone remember Pat from the old SNL?

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  8. Sell her car and spend all the money on grow equipment then tell her the car was stolen while you were gone.
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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Why do you call her lil boomer? Is that the sound her feet make when she trods across the floor.?

    *Boom boom boom boom* followed by "Fi fi fo fum, I smell fonas dirty bum".
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  10. G African Astronaut
    I just told my cat Teddy Hoeservelt "I'm giving you a bath" his rebuttal "Get these nuts".

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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dude, this becomes a lot easier when you realize most girls are complete losers. You need a girl with mental health and/or addiction issues too. Girls sit around and dream and fantasize about shit and are skanky enough to not have a guard up when they should. Even if a girl doesn't give you her number she's happy to talk to someone. Sploo, just realize that your bundyness isnt apparent upon first glance, you look downright nonthreatening. If you endear yourself to a girl (music, animals, fucking anything non rapey) they'll overlook other stuff pretty quickly once they have any kind of emotional investment (which 90% are actively looking for on a daily basis everywhere they go, citation:makeup) and will probably like you if you appear to not like anybody but them. Shit's not hard, jut don't be a spaz
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Maybe don't tell random women they look good, because that's not how you hit on girls, it's how you creep on them. Just talk to them like a normal fucking human being, and in settings where that shit is normal. Not 'on the street'.

    God what are you 15

    Its obviously unorthodox but I do have to say there are a good number of times in my life (many but certainly not all while I was intoxicated) where I passed a girl/lady/woman/female/grandma and found her so pretty that I had to say something which was just basically along the lines of "hey... excuse me sorry sorry sorry (always apologize three times like that) say I just HAD to stop you to let you know I think you might be one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. And I just needed to tell you that." Carry on. *sheepish smile*

    They always receive it well, usually blush, act flattered and say thank you and sometimes, just sometimes, you can pursue and accrue some digits.
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you say that every week

    only boring people get bored
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    she graffiti'd my pole with her saliva
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat Why not arrest them or out them in handcuffs like a cop recently did who was later fired for it to a 6 yr old black boy (or was it girl?)?

    Probably because they wouldn't care and would actually likely feel even cooler as the kids who just got arrested at school for sending a kid to the hospital. Like a status symbol.

    The only way to stop it from happening again is to send them to adult super max federal prison in solitary confinement for the rest of their natural lives.. if let out, like a RAPIST or CHILD MOLESTER is apt to do, they WILL bully again.

    Or a public shaming of the kids in the school gymnasium though that might just ultimately anger them further and exacerbate the situation.
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  16. maybe the women stopped paying attention to you because there was a gay dude rubbing ur back so they assumed u were gay
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Loin cloths should make a comeback.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Lol what

    Ken never had a dick. Therefore he was gender neutral. Which is why Barbie never got pregnant. Because Ken cam in his own box.
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  19. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i'm voting for beto o'rourke because he rides a skateboard & shit.
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  20. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I took my neighbor to Outback Steak house.
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