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2019-09-13 at 6:15 PM UTC in Sometimes i look in the mirror and I'm handsome as fuck. But other times...It all depends on the angle and how you feel at the time of day. Anyone(almost anyone) can look beautiful at the correct angle in the correct lighting.
Being beautiful can be a curse. If you're poor and beautiful but lack charisma, you'll attract the wrong kind of attention. If you're a guy and beautiful but impoverished yet heterosexual, gay men will constantly look at you with lust and attempt to pick you up, while the beautiful women may bat lashes at you, but be afraid to talk to you because they know you're poor.
For women it's something else and of course they're even more vulnerable in that sort of situation.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-13 at 12 PM UTC in REAL men forcibly penetrate women...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-13 at 9:33 AM UTC in REAL men forcibly penetrate women...
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2019-09-12 at 4:20 PM UTC in Trump on 9/11Who gives a flying fuck?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-11 at 9:42 AM UTC in The all America saladThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-10 at 12:19 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastAhoy niggas
Thank you for visiting the eBagger Island Cocaine-Narcotic Search Thread of 2019!
*Update*
Its the day after my great disappointment...
I made it to the buoy, but one of the bolts stripped and the others needed to be held from the other side, thus leaving me no idea how to get in. So I had just carried a 25lb backpack full of supplies roughly 2 1/2 miles just to have some bolts spin...
I did bring my camera and here were some of the more interesting aspects of the island since the hurricane
After my last post I ate some eggs and jalapeno cheddar grits and toast to prepare for the mission. I was blessed with a medium high tide. The landscape of the island had altered, as this sign is usually up on posts.
Unfortunately only the strong (eBagger) survives out here. Here are some fallen creatures who were unfortunate enough to meet their demise. RIP little fellas. I don't believe I've ever seen a dead seagull out here. I was scared it was still alive and was going to move but it didn't. I'm not very good at mercy killing, its not so fulfilling.
Some of the better trash I'd found out this time. I'm sure fucking batteries aren't good for the environment but some boat driving should get them because they were too heavy to carry any distance, none the less strap to a kayak.
A new boat had washed up on shore. I see ancient shell artifacts had been placed at the stern (not sure what the stern is don't know boat lingo). Perfect place for a snack and to test out some of my even newer sunglasses as I shield myself from mother nature. Storm clouds were approaching, so I was ready to get to the buoy.
ALAS the buoy I had seen and told you about! You can see why it might have some interesting shit inside, but also why I needed the proper tools (And still couldn't get in).
See! I just opened photos and took a snippit of since Lanny only allows 5 photosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- G4LM,
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2019-09-10 at 10:28 AM UTC in Opiate
Go fret for your latte, tee heeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-10 at 4:13 AM UTC in Im pissed off at America because...You're oppressed by your addiction & failure to properly address your mental illness. But yeah blame Trump.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-10 at 3:57 AM UTC in Im pissed off at America because...you're not rich?
haha you should've gotten born into a better family thenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-09 at 11:18 PM UTC in going back to school.So as most of you know for the past 11 months I have been getting rid of all the bullshit drugs I was doing before. I quit nicotine, Crouton, poppy seed tea, meth, weed, and have drastically reduced my benzo consumption to the point where it doesn't interfere with my normal functioning at all (and am still working at getting that down). Also I spent a long ass time mourning decisions that I made during the time period previous to that and everything I lost because of those decisions. I'm now at a point where, although it is still painful, I am beginning to accept the things that happened and that they are now in the past and that there is nothing I can do about them now. I've realized a lot about myself and spent countless hours and days analyzing everything that I did wrong, the shitty, selfish attitudes that I held that lead me to make those decisions, and I think I am in a position now that I can realistically decide my next course of action in life.
The three most promising options that I have right now are:
A. Go work as an electrician for a contractor company. This would be a good job and I could make like $25 an hour but it wouldn't be too intellectually stimulating, and the path kind of ends making not a whole lot more than that (I think). Also I would probably not fit in too well in the environment, although it wouldn't be a total dealbreaker.
B. Go to a web development boot camp for 4 months and try my best to assimilate myself into that culture. I could make a little more money with this job, but I'm not sure I care much for web development, so maybe it'd be fun and maybe not. But the positives of this would be that I could get into a job (and normal adult life for my age) relatively soon as long as I stayed sober and applied myself.
C. Go back to the university I was attending before, as I could start again in about 4 months, and majoring in cognitive science. I've already decided I'm not doing engineering. I like the math but I don't really care for the engineering aspect of it and I don't want to be put in another situation where I am competing against people who are willing to give up their entire lives for the subject. The cogsci program seems really fucking interesting. It's essentially the science of how the mind works which is something I have always been interested in, mixed in with a little computer science (not as rigorous as an EE or CS degree), a little psychology and biology. You can take classes about AI and machine learning and will definitely learn some coding.
The cons of this degree that I've read people talking about are mostly that it is not as rigorous as a CS degree and so people say that while the classes are very interesting, most of them are interested in doing data analysis and things like that so they end up going with a more rigorous degree. However, it seems that you can get a lot of different jobs with a cogsci degree and the school that I would be attending has a good name. Graduates of their bachelors programs generally get good jobs in a lot of different fields.
I'd also get paid to go to school and complete this or any degree, so I can do it for free. I'm gonna be like fucking 35 by the time I graduate, but that's just where I'm at in life right now and I wish I had done it a little younger but can't change the past now. I also look like I'm like 25 and handsome again now that I'm clean(ish) so I could probably bang a few college girls while I'm there.
As it stands I see no reason to not go with this option.
idk what do you negroes think?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-09 at 8:38 PM UTC in Fona's Monday 9/9 ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-09 at 10:56 AM UTC in I've decided to stop drinking againDay 48 here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-09 at 10:17 AM UTC in What if pedogate, the occult, sex slavery, satanism etc are self-sabotageStop watching youtubeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-09 at 4:40 AM UTC in I've decided to stop drinking againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-08 at 3:40 PM UTC in CandyRein is s sheboon...sounds like something a really bad scout leader would tell the kids just before the police turn up
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2019-09-08 at 3:21 PM UTC in Hey I make better SUSHI than you (Sushi for people who don't like sushi)Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"
and I'm like "oh"
"Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"
But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies
So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken
And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret
BUT
I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi
1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers
This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck
2. Ingredients:
Wonton
Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
Avocado
Cream Cheese
Jalapeno
Rice
Salt n Peppa
Siracha
Spicy mayo
Oil for cookin'
Soy sauce (optional for dipping)
3. Steps:
1. Make Rice
2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn
If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS
Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks
This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier
Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet -
2019-09-08 at 7:37 AM UTC in The CIA is responsible for the "counter-culture" movements of the 60s and 70sNo the CIA bought LSD from Europe it was invented by a Swiss chemist named Arthur Stoll and Albert Hoffman you fucking retard look up bicycle day 1943
You don't know shit about psychedelics or drugs you think marijuana causes brain damage and alcohol was invented by israeli time traveling scholars -
2019-09-06 at 6:45 AM UTC in You are not my friends anymore.What happenedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-05 at 10:21 PM UTC in Do you guys think what White Americans do is ok in California?post is totally incomprehensible but i am a white american in california
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2019-09-05 at 8:39 PM UTC in i do/do not want to get highJUST FOR TODAY I WILL STAY SOBER
however i will still waste the entire fucking day away being a useless sack of shit that nobody cares aboutThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
