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2016-01-26 at 12:09 AM UTC in Anyone else like the lone gunmen?It was a spin off from the xfiles , about 3 guys that write a conspiracy paper. They were in several episodes of the xfiles, where mulder would turn to them for help. The show was much more campier than xfiles, it had a lot of comedy but touched on different subjects, such as use of electro magnetic wavves and the fall of the twin towers years before it ever happened.
my bubba and I watch an episode every morning =)
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2016-01-25 at 11:59 PM UTC in Why North Korea DPRK is the most innovative powerhouse on earth today*flaming liberal detected* veeeep veeep veeep veeep veeep * flaming liberal detected
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2016-01-25 at 5:06 AM UTC in fuck you^obviously darling... obviously...
better pack a few more nootropics in that cock sucker buckaroo -
2016-01-24 at 11:24 AM UTC in How would you fare in a survival scenario?
People dozers… they're coming.
dat predictive programming dough -
2016-01-23 at 7:53 PM UTC in chocolate chip cookiesNot, really, we sell them at work and its mainly fat chicks that buy them. Some fat chick told me "they aren't chewy enough..." and I asked her "would you like a straw with it then?"
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2016-01-22 at 10:24 AM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the Slampigs
Bill Krozby is going to be pissed when he sees I talked about him in depth in two threads.
quite the contrary, I thought it was hilarious. I literally lol'd while reading this thread at work. They were like whats so funny, and I was like "noting''
but yeah lanny, could you please change my stats to "Bill Krozby dawg" since it sounds real trill, you know blood? -
2016-01-22 at 10:08 AM UTC in ATTN: SOPHIE (part 2)
yet your behaviors aren't nearly as punk rock as this song.
lol this band is from my town, we listen to them at work all the time good shit. -
2016-01-22 at 9:17 AM UTC in Groundhog Recipe - Attn: Bill Krozby / Leader of Fucboi Army / Arch Guardian of the SlampigsA Bill Krozbydog is sauerkraut, dukes mayo and bacon on a sheboigan Weiner in a poppy seed bun. I'm coming up with a new hotdog its still a prototype, Basically it's a chili dog with ghost pepper sauce. Its so hot it makes you whimpers.. I work downtown where a lot of the music and food trailers are at a pizzeria, and I've gotten to know some of the bar owners and door guys at the venues.
What can I say I have a passion for hotdogs, beer, metal, and drunk bitches. The way I've ran my life into the ground, my only chance is to have my own business. Every single afternoon I wake up, go take a shower and almost burst into analytical tears, somethings gotta change.
One day, it might not be today, but one day, I will be successful and have the hipster girlfriend I deserve.. the weird kind of hipster girl.. the kind that's 10 years younger than me, goes to punk shows wearing a backpack with nothing but a baby blanket it in it...
On that note I should probably start working on a pulled pork dog and call it the slam pig, cause it fucking slams, no pun intended =)
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2016-01-20 at 7:07 PM UTC in BEHOLD HE, Bill Krozby, LEADER OF THE FUCC BOi ARMY^I knew you and tort were in on it, you guys are like 2 peas in a pod.
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2016-01-20 at 1:40 PM UTC in Is My Dick Dead?
How old are you 50? If not.
>being this beta
fuck this, megakush made a thread about "his dick being inactive" as if it had ever been active before.
I get raging boners at work to the point where precum starts cumming out. -
2016-01-20 at 1:16 PM UTC in BEHOLD HE, Bill Krozby, LEADER OF THE FUCC BOi ARMY
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2016-01-20 at 12:23 PM UTC in BEHOLD HE, Bill Krozby, LEADER OF THE FUCC BOi ARMYlol, how did I know this was coming. tort has an unhealthy obsession with me.
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2016-01-19 at 10:58 PM UTC in Why online dating can suck
Where did you steal that from?
I don't know, I think it was just beamed into my head by a pink laser that or I just get on a roll while drunk sometimes. -
2016-01-19 at 1:47 PM UTC in Sum yourself up in 3 sentences, then evaluate the poster above you.
You have bad taste in everything.
1. I'm a writer, musician and an artist and I suck at all of those.
2. I am a nomad at heart and am not content doing the same thing for more than 3 or 4 months at a time.
3. I hallucinate everyyyday!
Is a fairly friendly young chap, who I've grown to love.
I am a hopeless romantic
I have exquisite taste in classical music/metal
I like to cook Bill Krozby dogs -
2016-01-19 at 1:34 PM UTC in Why online dating can suck
Incorrect: love can only love itself, and hate can only destroy itself. When love and hate meet, one can only love hate and hate love.
I would expect you to say something like that, guy who has more martini glasses than he does close friends. -
2016-01-18 at 9:23 PM UTC in Why online dating can suck
You're like the Leisure Suit Larry of this site.
I'll take that over tranny who lives with his parents, pedophile, spice addict any day -
2016-01-18 at 3:42 PM UTC in Why online dating can suck
i dont see the appeal in fucking those nasty hoes
I like to bone.
But on a much lighter note HTS, you definitely have the spiteful bitch aspect of being female down. So good for you, you go guy.., It's just a shame you have none of physical feminine traits. -
2016-01-18 at 7:47 AM UTC in Why online dating can suckThat's really rich, coming from a guy who lives with his parents and claims to have sucked nigger dicks.
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2016-01-15 at 7:17 PM UTC in Why online dating can suckSounds like you're a pussy who would die over taking a small risk.
. But I have my addictions just like anyone else. I have managed to find a few women, jobs, cars that served me well.for awhile.
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2016-01-15 at 5:42 PM UTC in Why online dating can suck
You should just go gay because girls are just trouble and they aren't very bright either. When dudes hook up off the net its like technology and evolutionary progress. Let's go fuck some hot alien chicks breh
yeah I would fuck hot alien chicks, but I don't have a multi-pass at the moment.
I've only met one girl online that never failed me, an older woman. I don't think she ever loved me, but I think she tried very hard to get me to fuck her well. Her effort/ability was more than anyone other girl I've ever known.