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2016-02-05 at 9:05 PM UTC in tore myself a new asshole
He doesn't think that far and it's pissing me off. Get your shit together, Bill Krozby. This lifestyle is killing you, bro. I'm not even joking.
I have been thinking further ahead, and I have been getting my life together much more so than In the past, why are you so butt hurt?
Just because I like this girl doesn't mean I'm going to make the same mistake I did with that one girl. She has a lot going for her and wouldn't have a kid with me anyways I'm sure.
And honestly If my child ever asked me a question like that, my advice would be , to not worry so much, and that I don't remember my second date.
I don't worry when I go on dates because I'm not a pussy like that. Accidents happen, at least I wasn't out doing the stuff I have done in the past, I'm a fairly calm guy now. I just tripped -
2016-02-05 at 10:34 AM UTC in So I'm withdrawaling from alcohol like a cystic fibrosis stricken little bitchYum , I puke not because of having to much alcohol on my tummy , it's from not having enough. (and probably having mild ulcers) I've gotten such bad alcohol withdrawals that I've had audio hallucinations of a dog flossing it's teeth.
Not that I'm proud of it or anything, but I probably drink more than anyone else here, even drink at work on the reg.
ITT: Yum is a fake alcoholic, don't quit your day job faggot maggot -
2016-02-05 at 9:59 AM UTC in _Sploo's_ Depraved Noises _Part666_meh could use a lil work to be honest, maybe use a voice modulator for a more "industrial" effect.
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2016-02-05 at 6:26 AM UTC in Make America Great Again^you idiots are delusional trump isn't even a real candidate anymore.
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2016-02-05 at 5:18 AM UTC in FBI cracks TOR Browser Bunlde in Unprecedented CP Bust..lol maybe you guys should cut back on the child pornography you watch on a daily basis. This is hardly "unprecedented"
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2016-02-05 at 5:16 AM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?^lanny fix your website you pleb, I can't make any threads.
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2016-02-05 at 4:45 AM UTC in Sup niggers
I like Captain Falcon and I'm glad he's back.
It's not captain falco though, its a nigger sucking tranny hts/aka phoenix , trannies are widely known for being deceptive weasels.
lol trannies are hilariously disgusting -
2016-02-05 at 3:11 AM UTC in tore myself a new asshole
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you would know a thing or two about being a fuccboi, guy who lives at his grand fathers house pretending on tc that he is going to join the navy. Maybe one day tort you will actually grow a cock and brain, and finally one day get laid. (besides making your mouth useful for your grandpapa since you can't actually pay rent) -
2016-02-05 at 2:57 AM UTC in tore myself a new asshole
Is that… red hair I see on her? Gross. But cool stitches.
I prefer girls with blonde/red hair. -
2016-02-05 at 2:56 AM UTC in tore myself a new asshole^yes, I know... I know..
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2016-02-05 at 2:30 AM UTC in tore myself a new assholeYou know you did =) ^^
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2016-02-04 at 8:20 PM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?I fucking love tucker max / Charlie bukowski
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2016-02-04 at 7:40 PM UTC in tore myself a new asshole
You….. you.. took a selfie?! With a bloody ass and a nasty hoe…..
I was fucked up man, Adderall is a helluva drug! She's not nasty she actually cares about me. -
2016-02-04 at 7:02 PM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?
Could we maybe not post dick pics, please?
tort and hts are a couple of homosexual asshole buddies that can't help themselves considering they haven't been laid in years, give them a break, mmmmk? -
2016-02-04 at 6:50 PM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?
I wonder how often I'm going to hear you say that from now on.
I wonder how often you are going to say the same things you do. lol
Just quit being so frothy you lil half assed bitch and you wont hear it. =) -
2016-02-04 at 6:48 PM UTC in tore myself a new asshole
Ive been seeing a new girl recently that I really like, I've hung out with her twice prior to last night, once at my work , the other time at a bar, then at my place, but we didn't have sex, because she claimed she was on her period. I didn't really care, since I have no expectations and was having fun anyways, plus we are going to go see wavves/best coast together in a week.
Yesterday, I'm downtown on my day off picking up my check and she text me asking if I'd come hang with her after she gets back from the comic book shop, I agree. I go to fiesta and eat some fried chicken , pound some malt liquor while listening to carcass.
I get to her place and she puts on "archer", I tell her I don't like that show, and she gives me 60mg of Adderall If I agree to go with it, so I do.. she bust out some jim bean and we start taking shots. Between the Adderall and jim bean, I get really horny, I go to the bathroom and completely undress, I come back out to show her what I'm all about.
I start power fucking her on her couch, I lose my footing on the couch, and step off of it with one foot onto her cat (which ironically has the same name as my cat, Bubba) It scratches me and I lose my footing even more, and end up landing on her dragon statue that holds up a glass table top, I completely shatter the glass table top and I'm laying butt naked in glass, we both freak out, I end up laying for an hour and a half on her cold wood floor with her bleed profusely from my ass, while she's crying telling me I need to go to the hospital, I end up fucking her again, but her feet just keep banging into my ass and it really hurts and the blood smells. We are both a lil more sober at this point she drives me to the hospital in my car which is conveniently across the street.
I end up getting 12 stiches in my ass and a tetanus shot, she tells her mom and her sister what happened over the phone while we are in the ER. They said they'd like to meet me.
We end up going back to her place, fuck a few times and then nap. I woke up around 11am because my ass hurt so bad since I wasn't drunk anymore and tell her I will see her later.
kinda crazy right? Everything was going well until it wasn't then it got better, now I don't feel so good again cause my ass hurts and I'm just laying in bed.
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2016-02-03 at 6:52 PM UTC in I literally sing like an angel^noice m8, I dig it.
Check out my lo-fi vocal work I also am a lyricist, I'm actually seeing wavves and best coast next week. shits gonna be soooo tight
https://soundcloud.com/churzz21/just-with-out-you
maybe you should cover so bored, or maybe I will lolooolol
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2016-02-03 at 6:35 PM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?
and Bill Krozby im sry i didnt mean to call you out but just speaking objectively those are some nasty hoes
Uh thanks for the apology... faggot -
2016-02-03 at 6:18 PM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?
Good for you. Doesn't change the fact that you spend 8 hours a day delivering pizzas and 24/7 365 neglecting your infant/toddler child. Of course you'd rather the life you have now, you're a retard with no sense of responsibility and you show no capacity for honoring the life you created. You don't even see why you're an asshole: of course you'd rather be you.
Doesn't change the fact that you'll never be a guy and you'll never really be a woman. Why exactly does Canada give you a check?
I like where I work and I actually make really good money doing it for what it is. And I don't neglect my child , I pay child support brah.
You sound kinda frothy -
2016-02-03 at 9:51 AM UTC in Sup niggersITT hts pretends to be captain falco