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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i hope i dont win the rules say bring a friend...i dont have any
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    FROGGER CROSSING LANES
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    skin popping a .1 coke line stuck between a vein and a dope line,. RETROSPECTIVE
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    bleeding on the bathroom floor chubby overstayed my visa international fuckboy faggot loser
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    professional snowboarder far east siding speedboat latte drinker checkpoint life
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    have fun with that jetski life boys
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fuck my life. 2015 college 1p-lsd mxe and vaping weed when your heroes still existed
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    ♪Uh huh, you see me in the spotlight
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got
    'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
    Uh huh see me in the spotlight
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got now
    Come and make it worth my while
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut


    just kidding liberals u know i love u
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its like when you wear a bleach tie dye shirt and walk into cvs and they immediately stereotype you as a bundy thief and call security when all you wanted to do was buy a cheap iced tea
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    better yet maybe 1 mg of BROmazolam
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i had a friend who is pretty liberal but he was asking me about buying a gun like just incase but his roommates are all discussing it and how they could safely store such a thing in their residence and they were asking me about like getting 2-3 separate safes, dismantling the firearm into pieces with one piece in each safe just to be safe. i had to point out that in the event they did ever need to use it it would probably take like 10 minutes to open the safes, assemble and load it and so it would basically render it totally useless in any occasion that they would actually need to use it for self defense.

    but then it got me thinking like how do they think guns work really if they think having it in a locked safe with the safety on and a lock through the magazine well would end up in some sort of negligent discharge? do they know that a rifle that has the upper and lower receiver (literally, in the literal sense of the word) disconnected will not fire? i would like to fix the damn patriot pin on my rifle but everyone is so terrified of guns that i feel like im gonna get swatted just for pulling it out and trying because anyone who sees it might mistake it for a nuclear bomb or something. im not saying they should suicide or anything ridiculous like that BRO but maybe like 10 mg of valium or something might help or just smoke a joint.
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    dirt
    cheapest nicotine patches available
    quarters
    $5 months of fuel for my $3 torch that i use to only vaporize weed with and not smoke meth or crack

    keeping an eye out for any girls deemed 6/10 cute outfit or above to make mental notes of then imagine life together with them later when im alone on the floor high sleeping in a plastic bag

    thats it
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Uh huh you see me in the spot like
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got
    'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
    Uh huh see me in the spot like
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got
    Now come and make it worth my while
    Uh huh you see me in the spot like
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got
    'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
    Uh huh see me in the spot like
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got
    Now come and make it worth my while
    Uh huh you see me in the spot like
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got
    'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
    Uh huh see me in the spot like
    "Ooh I love your style"
    Uh huh show me what you got
    Now come and make it worth my while

  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Wariat went to prison for attempted 12 year old noncing , he was placed in protective custody (a wing for child molestors, former cops and snitches) where he met his best friend, role model, big brother, father figure, and (maybe) homoerotic lover in there.

    After reading hundreds of posts about Luciano, we reached out to him in June

    so luciano was wariats prison bff? wasnt there something about the 12 yr olds dad being a cult leader or something as well?
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    whats the story behind that again
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  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    you have to shoot half a gram of meth first
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