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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    nine ninch nails



    Originally posted by CandyRein I remember back in 2018 I was riding your daddy in the back of his old pickup truck under a sky blanketed with stars ⭐️

    that sounds romantic
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    upsyndome is better
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    since we all know lanny is lazy af and doesnt do his job barely ever because hes too hungover off that vermouth and chinese mystery stimulant induced coding binges and i cant sign up for a username the NORMAL way i am just going to start making requests here. my first request is:

    Can(na)High(bus)Rain(ycity)

    or maybe just

    CanHighRain works too. i'll take both actually thanks lanny hmu when you send the passwords and all that jazz

  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Truthfully I would've had a lot more sex with him if he didn't get clingy and demanding.

    Sexiest girl in the world could command me to do something sexual and my whole body would lock up and I lose my erection. I don't take commands except from my superiors and I never take sexual commands


    Once someone tries FORCING me to fuck them after I say no, I feel disgusted much less horny. I told him

    "after begging you to stop being sexual infront of guests you didn't, more more more, bro I will never have sex with you forever, I felt like I was getting molested by an old man and he wouldn't stop. I will never fuck you. I'm sorry I did once, I pray I never make the same mistake again."

    lmao
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i guess just killing yourself might be a decent solution
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT careful dude, them fuckers will get in ur head ifn you kill em, I know I had 2 brother ferrets and they lived together for 5 or 6 years and then one killed the other and it pissed me off so I kilt him and then he haunted me for several months

    idgaf ive been putting up with the shit for long enough

    come at me bro
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    going ferret hunting
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    just finished jerking off now i hate everything again. that was a nice 5 minute break though
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  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    no
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix Nope

    Mike is still alive too


    i dont think so man
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️

    It is time ….

    yeeeet....damn that shit crazy
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked me n my bois planning to rob the federal keebler fudge reserve

    shiiiit, cut me in fam
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    holy shit candy is the reincarnation of princess diana
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i mean yea i'd slam some shard or heroin with them if thats what youre asking
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix They blame the Americans for meth, but yes they have it.

    I have never heard of large scale meth manufacture in Russia. They are generally pretty anti drug from what I see.

    I think this is the difference between Ukraine/Russia like Ukraine people are probably more chill with smoking weed

    While a Russian would prefer vodka


    they can blame me for whatever they want if they'll give me some. i already get blamed for everything else anyways so a couple more things is nothing on top of that pile
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix lower caste mentality

    lolz
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by theshroomguy We should name you official arbiter of such things.

    if its up to me then yea, they have meth
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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