Ask a cockroach anything

1. 2023-12-27 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Migh Houston
   I will do my best to answer but may delay answers until the day of switching physical burner phones.
   
   I am planning on changing my life style but I keep finding security holes in systems that I can, and do, profit from.
2. 2023-12-28 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #2
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   What color are you're panties
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   • EduCaTional CATastropHE
3. 2023-12-28 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Third Temple African Astronaut
   Here is my Question to them: "Why can't you creatures just die instead of adapting to new poisons that is designed to kill the shit out of you"?
4. 2023-12-28 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
5. 2023-12-28 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #5
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   How did you survive the Ice Age?
6. 2023-12-28 at 7:46 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How did you survive the Ice Age?

   
   wore a sweater
7. 2023-12-28 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Migh Houston

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What color are you're panties

   
   Clear.
8. 2023-12-28 at 8:48 PM UTC

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   Migh Houston

   Originally posted by Third Temple Here is my Question to them: "Why can't you creatures just die instead of adapting to new poisons that is designed to kill the shit out of you"?

   
   Knowing that people dont like me, only motivates me.
9. 2023-12-28 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Migh Houston

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How did you survive the Ice Age?

   
   I am a cold mother fucker.
10. 2023-12-28 at 9:18 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Migh Knowing that people dont like me, only motivates me.

    
    To what? Hate them?
11. 2023-12-28 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Migh Knowing that people dont like me, only motivates me.

    
    Wait, is this an identity crisis or are we talking about Roach People vs actual bugs
12. 2023-12-28 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #12
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Third Temple Wait, is this an identity crisis or are we talking about Roach People vs actual bugs

    
    Could be both. We already have lizard people.
13. 2023-12-28 at 10:53 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What color are you're panties

    
    for some reason i imagine a cockroach would wear hot pink panties
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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14. 2023-12-30 at 1:03 AM UTC

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    Migh Houston

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ To what? Hate them?

    
    To fruther my activities.