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Posts by Totse2k1

  1. Totse2k1 Houston
    The A+ stands for aids positive.
  2. Totse2k1 Houston
    Worst thing anyone did was at one point, someone explained to me when I was new to Paganism that God/Odin loves me a lot, like not a little, but like a lot, and that if I literally do what I think he wants me to do, and ask him in prayer, if I just go with my gut instinct 100% of the time, I

    -Wont be killed or maimed in a manner that makes me permanently crippled.
    -Will get lucky, if we were gambling on a quarter flip, I'd win more than 50% of the time, or if I have to fight with a weapon.
    -God can and will fulfill my dream of giving me a 400+lb fat black lady who loves Jeeezus(or god cuz imma be real I don't like jedis), she aint got no kids and is 18-45 years old, HIV negative.

    Folks, I think I can find dat, I know where da black ppl church is, and I seen a couple candy reins tryna get candy corned, na meen???

    Plus I'll be honest, I like eating pussy, sometimes between boners like when I hit once, I lick a lil I do me, hit it twice. back to back and front to front i think. And I want a very heavy set, black lady to do this with, I may even FORGO the motel room if it means I can take her to KFC/PopEyes/Chicken Kitchen by da college and cum in her twice.

    This old black guy said don't get aids from a fat black prostitute, but I figure I'm already a faggot might as well. God bless everyone and I will use the 1 condom in my wallet that I've been carrying around for two months and when I am done, I will take the used rubbie with me, lest I end up getting identified in some weird ass forensic files episode about scrawny white niggas that fuck HUGE hoes (and pay for it, eat the pussy, and buy them a value meal) hahaha

    I'mma take that BradleyB and give me a BradleyA+
  3. Totse2k1 Houston
    folks i just wanted to impress some black people and show them I was a real ass nigga when I hurled the beer at the cops who were ruining their social justice movement.
  4. Totse2k1 Houston
    Wow, so today, I was fapping and didn't think of this.

    Really happy.
  5. Totse2k1 Houston
    Hey, as many of you know, I am Paul Wozny/aka Totse2k1/aka Beige Warlock/aka Quick Mix Ready.

    It was me the whole time.

    Anyway, I can't log into my Bradley account. Please make that password the same as the Totse2k1 if possible.

    The police hurt me and I don't have my phone to just make a new password like I do every couple of weeks.

    Otherwise go through my PMs like I already know you do and send me my password, please. Thanks. Don't call me or text me or email me, I don't know how to do that shit.
  6. Totse2k1 Houston
    Folks, this isn't what I intended to do with my second day as a homeless person.

    Last night, at approximately 8pm I went to Walmart to steal clothing. Not because I don't have money, but because I don't have any warm clothing. Boy the first night was so fucking cold, so anyway, I have to go past Brownsville to go to the black people walmart. I wisely, did such before night time, unfortunately, I started getting drunk again.

    So anyway, I got a nice sweatshirt, but i had to get a 3XL coat, because the walmarts down here ran out of warm shit to wear, so I made sure it fit and just kept it on.

    when I went back to the train station in brownsville, and my melanin rich friends had set up I shit you not, an impromptu stage, the whole block is full of people (it's 9:30pm on a friday in a black area of miami next to a train station) I noticed that there was not a single white person, I figured perfect, cracked me a steel reserve and walked me down to find

    folks trayvon martin/blastermaster6969 blessed me with 100$, I think I accepted it into my account, he wants me to use it on a motel room an dthe fattest blackest hooker I can find, prostitutes are about 100-200$ here for an hour for like one that most people would want to fuck (I never bough ta prostitute, but plan to) so I figured we finna take that 100$

    and cut it in half,

    motel room like 45$ he said and he told me not to get really shitty drunk so i am listening to my friend and not drinking any liquor


    folks, at the black people barbeque concert Black Lives Matter rally for Joe Biden next to the train station, they had music bumpin and it was gangster rap, so I made sure I had some brews, my phone (0% dead), and my wallet.

    so i went back to the train station, and went upstairs, it's 3 stories, and I was finishing my beer and the POLEICE show up on the street and there was a kid who was biking up and down the street with a bike with no front wheel, like a unicycle, but it was a mountain bike and I think it was stolen cuz the wheel's spot had a bunch of like pliers marks on it lololol

    so the music cuts out and the black people all start dispersing and I'm on the third floor, it's like midnight, i figured I was impervious,

    >_> So I threw a half full tall boy at the cop car on the street level from really high up.

    >_> I didn't understand how fast Miami Police Department moves. There was 4 cops upstairs so fucking fast, and I pointed at the stairs when they arrived, and I figured I had no beer on me, so they put me against a wall, took everything out of my pockets.

    And they threw everything I had in my pockets off the wall, asked me if I want to go off the wall, and when I said I was sorry , that really infuriated them, and I was thrown on the floor, and kicked by like 3 cops but they didn't want to hurt me, I know this cuz they all have steel toed boots on and only kicked me in the legs and chest (not face)

    Then they asked some guy what they should do and they made me stand up and I figured I'm going to jail.

    They walked me downstairs and asked me to gather my stuff, made me pick up the beer can (that landed about ten feet away from the cop car I aimed at), and told me I locked out till 6am to the train station, the phones destroyed, all my cards and IDs and wallet and shit are all there and work. so I sat outside, oh and one of the cops took my vape and my weed and the cracked weed pipe and threw it over a fence (I tried to find away around the fence but it's barb wire protecting the train tracks and after 1 train came through at 6am everything was SMASHED)

    my knees and ankles hurt but I'm really thankful they didn't kick me in the face or head or hands cuz that would've really damaged me

    Decided to buy more weed when my plug wakes up, and I'm not gonna drink today.
  7. Totse2k1 Houston
    The second book, if you care to discuss it ever, is one of my favorites.
  8. Totse2k1 Houston
    Merry Christmas.
  9. Totse2k1 Houston
    Use them. Why do you like that?
  10. Totse2k1 Houston
    Ya why do you want children to self ridicule themselves and is ass fuck them, make them eat your ass and verbally ab
  11. Totse2k1 Houston
    Wow
  12. Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Different person dumbfuck…Teeheehee came from DH with us and is CONFIRMED a female.

    You're not doing very well today Bradders…all that butter you fry your eggs in clouding your brain cell.

    No I'm really not. :( Fuck
  13. Totse2k1 Houston
    And hes got a bigger dick than you obv
  14. Totse2k1 Houston
    What if you were having sex with your aunt through marriage but your uncle "catches" you guys in the act and joins in and you realize it's not your father's brother its actually your father!!!
  15. Totse2k1 Houston
    Lanny can you or frala reset my Quick Mix Ready account and private message me the new password?

    Thanks!
  16. Totse2k1 Houston
    I agree with Brad for once more over I regret that I lost my quick mix ready account when my computer went on the fritz and GiGi told me the Colorado expenses were priority. I had invested in the stock market in 94 not in Netscape but something like Netscape except I didn't make any money. And I knew the markets
  17. Totse2k1 Houston
    I was wondering do you guys care if I come? I'm a lonely guy and since Gigi left me I haven't really had anyone to talk to me. Will there be any young boys there? I'll baby sit them for free if you want. I'm off probation for that stuff Bradley told you guys I might have did (I didn't) so that's not an issue either.
  18. Totse2k1 Houston
    tara told me she has multiple accounts including futureman that she pretends to be when no one will talk to her because she has a strong desire for attention &&&&& no one to give it to her.
  19. Totse2k1 Houston
    ok i am done, who next shall we pick for picking on
  20. Totse2k1 Houston
    I thought this thread would be about homosexuality.
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