Fona's Box of Crap

1. 2024-12-11 at 6 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Bradley Yes I can imagine how sexually frustrated that could make you

   Do I need to call your place of business and complain about the repeated sexual harassment through multiple forms of contact?
2. 2024-12-11 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   No they're just happy I stopped doing it to them
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kroz's Ghost
3. 2024-12-11 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …hand washing timer

   
   At work I delivered for (Health Food ready meal mixes) you were told to sing "Happy Birthday To me" 2 times in a row at a normal tempo speed.
   
   apparently it's 10 seconds each so 20 seconds. drivers and factory workers singing it outload because they don't have the ability to do it in their heads I guess.
4. 2024-12-11 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Do I need to call your place of business and complain about the repeated sexual harassment through multiple forms of contact?

   
   and anti semitic and the use of the word N
5. 2024-12-11 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Totse2k1 Houston
   they know I do dat
6. 2024-12-11 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm and anti semitic and the use of the word N

   
   N isnt a word its a letter
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kroz's Ghost
7. 2024-12-11 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
   That wasn't the real bradley
8. 2024-12-11 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost That wasn't the real bradley

   
   he was possessed by a gay ghost when he sucked all those penises i swear!!!!!!!
9. 2024-12-11 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #29
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Nice!
10. 2024-12-11 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Totse2k1 Houston
    I was feeling myself!!!
11. 2024-12-11 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #31
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Totse2k1 I was feeling myself!!!

    
    I'm about to feel myself if you catch my drift.
12. 2024-12-11 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm about to feel myself if you catch my drift.

    
    My gf is a westernized Muslim just like u
13. 2024-12-11 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    She won't let me have sex with her yet but I got to see her hair
14. 2024-12-11 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost My gf is a westernized Muslim just like u

    
    I don't see myself as westernized.
15. 2024-12-11 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #35
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost She won't let me have sex with her yet but I got to see her hair

    
    You got to see her hair? That's grounds for some good ol' fashioned stoning.
16. 2024-12-11 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fluttershy N isnt a word its a letter

    
    SHUDUP!
17. 2024-12-11 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Totse2k1 Houston

    Originally posted by Michael Myers You got to see her hair? That's grounds for some good ol' fashioned stoning.

    
    ya she covers it at school and like when we go out in public but one day I was at her house and she took off the shawl (I forgot the term for it) and she's like "I normally don't show any men my hair" and I was like oh that's really nice...
    
    I realized after the date that this was probably more important than I realized. She hasn't had sex with me but I think she will soon. I think she's a virgin honestly. Will Allah care if I wiggle it in her butt? Is that Haram?
18. 2024-12-11 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Totse2k1 Houston
    She's kinda young though, not like wariat young, but 11 years is the biggest age gape relationship i've been in
19. 2024-12-12 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Totse2k1 ya she covers it at school and like when we go out in public but one day I was at her house and she took off the shawl (I forgot the term for it) and she's like "I normally don't show any men my hair" and I was like oh that's really nice…
    
    I realized after the date that this was probably more important than I realized. She hasn't had sex with me but I think she will soon. I think she's a virgin honestly. Will Allah care if I wiggle it in her butt? Is that Haram?

    
    It’s called a hijab. There’s more cultures than Cuba Brad and the fact you didn’t take ten minutes to educate yourself on her culture is hilarious
20. 2024-12-12 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Totse2k1 ya she covers it at school and like when we go out in public but one day I was at her house and she took off the shawl (I forgot the term for it) and she's like "I normally don't show any men my hair" and I was like oh that's really nice…
    
    I realized after the date that this was probably more important than I realized. She hasn't had sex with me but I think she will soon. I think she's a virgin honestly. Will Allah care if I wiggle it in her butt? Is that Haram?

    
    You know most Muslims believe in abstinence until marriage right Brad?