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My cousin died this morning

  1. #41
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    “Light will for a time have to be called[FONT=Signika] darkness: this is the path you must tread.”[/FONT]

    The lore is strong with you. Have you ever played KotOR 1/2? Pretty dank you get to go to the Sith academy on Koriban too etc, some nice holocrons on the history of the Sith and stuff like that.
  2. #42
    Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was barely falling asleep this morning after partying for the first time in 11 months and my dad calls me and tells me my cousin in the next town over was found by his gf in bed dead with blood around his mouth. I asked him how did he die and he said he wasn't sure they were going to do an autopsy, but evidently alcohol was a part of it. So who knows what else he took.

    I wouldn't say I'm sad. It sucks for his mom and gf but the last 10 years or so I haven't seen him or heard to much about him. Just strange because I've never known someone in my family to die before.

    Oh well guess that's how to cookie crumbles sometimes. I've woken up in hospitals before messed up but never anything that I couldn't just get up and leave after several hours. Has anyone else here had a family member pass in a similar way?

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    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Bill Krozby is now agiving a eulogy:

    I am Bill Krozbyler… and… If I did not *hyperventilating* fear incarceration from human authority figures, *eyes well up with tears* a-authority figures… i-I w-would terminate *full on sobbing* your life functions by applying sufficient pressure *collapses* to your blunt skull *bangs head upon ground* so as to force its collapse! *sobbing and banging your head on the ground* y-You.. are.. wise. B-but there's a s-sadness to your wisdom. *stops banging head on ground* *sobbing in fetal position*

    Your uncle carries you away as your family looks on in shame as you deliriously utter "H… hi, Mr. Conehead. "
  3. #43
    Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie The lore is strong with you. Have you ever played KotOR 1/2? Pretty dank you get to go to the Sith academy on Koriban too etc, some nice holocrons on the history of the Sith and stuff like that.

    wow i feel like if this tickles you in any type of way, you also fuck children.
  4. #44
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've never been one to crash funeral parties. Plus I just always feel awkward around my family. I'll always be my own, fucked and alone

    Whine & cry some more you bitch-ass nigger. Whimpy Whimpers.
  5. #45
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I just don't see how someone can die and no one knows what happens. To be honest it sounds like a cover up

    Okay that is super eerie lol
  6. #46
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    kroooooooooooz!!!!! :(
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