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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wario-grade shitposting
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    9/10 living laughing loving
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I harm gnats too, gnaturally.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking FLIES FUUUUCK OFF
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  5. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Start your own missile program and take out the opposition.
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  6. Suckhorny Queefer
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  7. Originally posted by Wariat I feel like a complete asshole or dickwad i dumped that single mom chick the 44 yr old and just sort of left her hanging. she kept pressuring me.

    Yeah youre a regular heartbreaker dawg
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  8. Originally posted by Wariat look at candyreign youre not vomplaining about her shitposting or diary like stuff?

    If she was fucking children believe me i would
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  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ur country sucks so bad that U have to bag a child before they experience the real world and start doing shit at age 20

    Holy fucking dogshit I hate u wariohomosexual
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  10. Tattoo guy finally sent part of my sketch. Some shit needs changing n rearranging, but I dig it.

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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The OP is likely a white male in his mid 30s to mid 40s. He likely is not a college graduate, but feels nonetheless superior to those with advanced education, and he is likely unemployed with little recent history in the workforce which he feels alienated from. He has a problem with authority and a deep-seated resentment of those who he feels have impeded his progress professionally. The OP has trouble with lasting relationships and is possibly a low-functioning alcoholic
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  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how old is she.

    like 20 years past when you would stop taking an interest

    30
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  13. Idk im prolly just mopey n lonely. Im SO fucking gay. Like i smiled all the way home like a gigantic faggot bc it just feels good being around her even when it means getting rabies.

    She was so cute jumping around like a retard having me put bandaids on her finger. Idk. After we werent bleeding anymore we laughed so hard at how fucking stupid an idea it was. It was really dumb but i had an amazing time doing dumb shit.

    Idk. Gigantic gay. Hugest gay. Grande gay.
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  14. Just tried to help a girl trap what I was told was a lost kitten. Turns out it was like a full on year old feral cat and when I showed up to put him in the box with the food he bit n scratched the fuck out of us. We drove to the grocery store for neosporin and gauze n tequila n I had to hold her hand to put the bandage on by she didn't want to see her own blood. Then we got drunk n played super Nintendo n went to the beach.

    I've got a fucking cat tooth puncture through my fingernail and blood on my shirt and I feel kinda fantastic.

    Ugh. God damnit.
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ He INSISTED that everyone he knows also gets explosive diarrhea after eating there and that because I don't get that, I'm probably constipated and need to see a doctor.

    Obviously you hear that joke with TACO BELL but never subway. I love the internet.

    Taco Bell was the last thing i ate before i didnt shit for over a month. To this day i cant go to TB because i have this primal fear that if i eat anither beefy crunch 5layer burrito, im gonna swell up like a baloon again and have a huge turd crack my sternum open like an alien baby.

    I mean the grams of heroin and never drinking water mightve had something to do with ittoo, but the tacobell was just the straw that broke the camels crack
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  17. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Erorr

    He was a cute and cool guy. Wonder what he's up to.

    Homeless in new york. Ive got him added on instagram
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I got into a YouTube argument today (yes I am an adult ) with a person who insisted I wasn't healthy because I don't get explosive diarrhea after eating at SUBWAY.
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  19. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Any of those fake sweeteners tend to do that, look up those sugar free gummy bear reviews
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Boiling some eggs for the salad while the lasagna settles just took it out the oven ...
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