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Posts That Were Thanked by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd change my middle name to 'Sonvillebrat'
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I too shit my pants when I get a lap dance. As per standard.
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  3. I vote the brown guy
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  4. >This post has been thanked by candyrein
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Celebrating the freedom , of Britney Spears 💖
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    not worried about wellhung
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Wow we are becoming real fucking lames huh

    probably


    I read that like 3 times looking for the pun before I realised there wasn't one
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    maybe the door will pop open if you rocket back and forth
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alright i have a water bottle this time and some actual running shoes.

    Gonna try and do my 4.20 mile route again but at least lightly jogging it for as much as I can. I might die. So, bye forever.

    😊
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did a babby 2-mile walk. Was supposed to be a metor shower but it was too overcast to see anything so I OPENLY WEEPED the entirety of the walk.

    I got a fancy new A.C. installed today so I can finally walk into an ultra cool home and feel the sweet relief.

    Now taking a dumpling and a cold shower then probably just some mindless entertainment for a few hours before I kill myself, I'm thinking tonight I'm gonna just shove some tongs up my b-hole and pull out my intestines.

    Thank you!
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  11. Imagine being a Canadian whose entire life revolves around fear. I could be killed in a mass shooting every time I get a gallon of milk and I stay breezy.

    Worst you guys have is the ghosts of abused native schoolchildren n they just kick around an old deer gallbladder while you try to sleep.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lettuce out its cold in here
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Beastin at work just killin it getting all emotional and up in mu feelings lolololol tryna decide if I wanna sip a few ales later, gonna make me some white cheddar mac n cheese with pulled chicken and bacon LETSGOOOOO
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    *puts on apron and turns on James Brown “ Big Payback”*

    ...

    It’s time....


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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Whatever my heart says grab out the cabinet or off the rack lol..
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Medium rare ... doin a cast iron skillet with butter a little garlic maybe some onions and a mix of seasonings..
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole


    Grabbed a couple of NY Strips and tatos for dinner 💕
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  18. Oh yeah nbd but I talked myself into a cameo in a movie called Draculas Bride. Im going to be the late night radio DJ. Im stoked.
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  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Started to storm here.

    Took a small nap it felt nice

    Nothing like a good impromptu nap to recharge the batteries and chase those stressful thoughts away

    Feels good man

    It’s crazy how good being clean feels it’s insane I spent, sorry I mean, wasted all those years just chasing a good feeling when it was on the other side the whole time

    It’s crazy and my mind isn’t totally fixed that’s for sure I still find myself thinking, it’s cool I could just eat a blue or maybe one bar and be fine, but then I remember even if you ate one for one day, it will just make it even easier to say yes at the wrong time and eat 10 bars and end up murder/rampage/suiciding everywhere while blackedout

    So I give myself ten min and think about it for a minute and realize, ya wow that would probably be fucking bad, and I save my money

    It’s the little wins everyday that add up to the big one

    👨🏻‍🔬this has been a public service announcement from Dr. RIPtotse 🏩🧪👨🏻‍⚕️🧏🏻‍♂️🥼
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  20. Originally posted by AngryIVer Those are pretty cool. I like when they have that stripe down the leg.

    Nigga did u just respond to year old pants?
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