What are you doing at the moment

1. 2021-08-13 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #21721
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I too shit my pants when I get a lap dance. As per standard.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmG, 
   • Chairman Takeshi Kaga
2. 2021-08-13 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #21722
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by WellHung Ur very regimented and inside-the-box.

   
   LOL ok
3. 2021-08-13 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #21723
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Keep making observations like that wellhung and you'll be out of business in no time
4. 2021-08-13 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #21724
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Anyway I'm up and at em .
   
   
   Thanks CASBRO for chilling last night. Shout out to you. /heart emoji goes here
   
   I'm up and I am Adam and I don't have to work until 4 hopefully today.
   
   Gonna kill myself in a few minutes I'm thinking just tying my hands behind my back and doing a swan dive off my balcony hopefully breaking my neck instantly but who knows hashtag yolo
5. 2021-08-13 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #21725
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   that'd be a pretty cool way to go
   
   have you read harassment architecture? it's short and fun
6. 2021-08-13 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #21726
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Anyway I'm up and at em .
   
   
   Thanks CASBRO for chilling last night. Shout out to you. /heart emoji goes here
   
   I'm up and I am Adam and I don't have to work until 4 hopefully today.
   
   Gonna kill myself in a few minutes I'm thinking just tying my hands behind my back and doing a swan dive off my balcony hopefully breaking my neck instantly but who knows hashtag yolo

   
   Use a piano wire noose and superglue your hands to your head before yoh jump, your head will get cut off but when you hit the ground, people will think you tore your own head off like a badass.
   
   Also, do a flip.
7. 2021-08-13 at 3:03 PM UTC

   #21727
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I'm patiently waiting for Trump to be reinstated today.
8. 2021-08-13 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #21728
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   About to look online and see when the fair starts
9. 2021-08-13 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #21729
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I too shit my pants when I get a lap dance. As per standard.

   
   I knew a guy who would go to strip clubs wearing no underwear and very thin nylon pants so when he received a lap dance he could shit himself and it would feel just like he was on the toilet.
10. 2021-08-13 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #21730
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Anyway I'm up and at em .
    
    
    Thanks CASBRO for chilling last night. Shout out to you. /heart emoji goes here
    
    I'm up and I am Adam and I don't have to work until 4 hopefully today.
    
    Gonna kill myself in a few minutes I'm thinking just tying my hands behind my back and doing a swan dive off my balcony hopefully breaking my neck instantly but who knows hashtag yolo

    
    Yeah was cool. Id be theremire,often if the site worked on mobile.
11. 2021-08-13 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #21731
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ … Gonna kill myself in a few minutes…

    
    Are you dead yet?
12. 2021-08-13 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #21732
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmG I knew a guy who would go to strip clubs wearing no underwear and very thin nylon pants so when he received a lap dance he could shit himself and it would feel just like he was on the toilet.

    
    "knew a guy"...
    "A friend of mine"...
13. 2021-08-13 at 7:45 PM UTC

    #21733
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are you dead yet?

    
    Yes sir.
14. 2021-08-13 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #21734
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah was cool. Id be theremire,often if the site worked on mobile.

    
    Maybe it does. Ill have the pan man figure it out. We could all go back to tinychat but it costs like 20 dollars a month or something stupid to have a room. Maybe it doesn't. Idk. I Will look into it.
15. 2021-08-13 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #21735
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by mmG I knew a guy who would go to strip clubs wearing no underwear and very thin nylon pants so when he received a lap dance he could shit himself and it would feel just like he was on the toilet.

    
    Ah yes…the moment we all strive for.
16. 2021-08-13 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #21736
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala Ah yes…the moment we all strive for.

    
    As...the dancer?
17. 2021-08-13 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #21737
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes sir.

    
    I think you were dead a long time ago and you're just now declaring your death. That's pretty dishonest, you know. You should have told us straight up decades ago that you were dead.
18. 2021-08-13 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #21738
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by mmQ As…the dancer?

    
    As the pooper. What is wrong with you? You want to make people poop their pants? Jesus.
19. 2021-08-13 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #21739
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    debating whether to shave diwn my mistache
20. 2021-08-13 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #21740
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala As the pooper. What is wrong with you? You want to make people poop their pants? Jesus.

    
    I didn't say that you WEIRDO! I don't want to force anyone to do anything they don't want to.