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Posts by Quick Mix Ready

  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I went to reno. almost paid to shoot my wad in a brothel-"ladies" face but chickened out.

    I never paid for it before. I feel ashamed for even thinking of doing so.
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It was merely paused long enough to throw the tail, since they threatened to remove totse.com from DNS.

    what happened to Lokil?
  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Caspa, were you friends with Lokil? you would of been what, 17-18 at that time?
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Evidence right here


    We Want Bad Ideas.

    First you took away Porn

  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Those agents didn't scare Jeff.

    Ahhh, Apparently they did because Jeff caved and removed Bad Ideas (for a while) and Ka-Boom or whatever it was called.

    all of those backyard ballistics and shit he claimed anyone could learn from going down to their local library. he caved. shit was took or he removed it
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're about as sorry as they come other than wariat.

    sure, whatever.

    Its only a matter of time before Arizona turns into another California. You laughed at Nevada but Nevada only recently changed. I would of thought Nevada would have stayed Red longer then Arizona.

    You pretty much wasted your money. you can't escape the blue-zone.
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Makes pop culture reference then makes fun of others for getting the reference.


    Because we just watched it. I hadn't seen it in years.
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've seen and done things you can only imagine skippy. Good things and bad things…

    Like getting paid to murder people with fire?
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    IM IN CRISIS, YO!
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Yes last time I was kind of serious but then trolled a bit afterwards.

    this is real.

    I have MediCal but in Cali its called Med-Cal

    I have this pre-cancerous growth or maybe even cancer. It's not black or red or multi colors and bleeding (just yet) but its growing fast. looks like a mushroom. it's tiny. You may not notice it unless you're standing real close to me. If I took a photo it probably wouldn't show unless its close up.

    it looks like a skin tag but its not.

    so because of covid pushbacks and being on MedCal (Where we take what we can get) I have to wait till April 20th or something like that


    it's doubled in length since I saw the doctor 2 weeks ago. I'm getting weirded out. it's gross looking.

    and this is on the tip of my left nostril. but I also have these growths along the side of my nose right where the nose meets the cheeck and face.


    I have had the latter before. but now there are two side by side instead of one I have had repeatedly frozen off every 5 years or so.

    I never wore tanning lotion when I was younger. it makes me break out in acne. but I need to protect my nose and head from now on. like one of those people, you see walking around with a Vietnamese field hat when working in the rice patties.

    maybe I'll buy me some Cowboy boots and get a 10 gallon hat, instead and wear Wranglers er summ shit
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Stole all her disability money……..

    Do you think he really did or just wanted people to think he really did. Because honestly I don't think it matters. it's pathetic as it can be; either way.
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Neither is fat and stupid but you haven't let that stop you.



    Gosh, Someone watched Animal House one too many Times.

    Mr Wormer.

  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Way better than that I promise you.

    And no I will never post her on here.

    Because you don't have one. You mentioned going up the road for a cheaper hand job or some shit.


    She's a good person, fun to be with. We're all getting old. She was modeling for a while. She's tall for an Asian and thin. So yes, in the late 70s and early 80s

    What did you do in your youth? please fabricate a better story
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    If you're a fucking meth head junkie, listen to Richard Pryors joke about when he really did do freebase Cocaine and ended up exploding into a fireball.

    nearly killed him. he was like 1 in 10 people who live from that level of burnt flesh. he was lucky.

    I dont know if it will help you stop smoking meth or crack but there is a dark moment of realization in there.


    I get drugs can be fun but you burn out. you destroy the happy receptors
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or kill yourself by old age! Now, there's what a REAL man does!

    Really that's the best thing you can say to someone suicidal. "Come on, you came this far. Stick around, It's going to get a lot more funnier" and just view it in dark-sardonic humor

    it's painful as fuck. especially when you get older. Both Physically and Mentally and even Spiritually. but fuck it. keep rollling with the punches. there will be good times in-between

    Also I like the comedian Denis Leary' and what he said.

    "Good moments come in small moments. like a 5 minute moment with a Chocolate chip Cookie."

    Imagine life being fun around the clock. how would you measure happiness? you need shit in your life. not as much as I get but it's required.

    Also it sounds weird but people who are depressed often listen to gothic music because it balances them out. or listen to comedy when you're bummed out. remember it's comedy. listen to jokes about taking a fukital (like Robin Williams Joked about)

    of course he "killed himself". maybe listen to some other comedian.
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You did a home invasion on your granny?

    Bro, YOU GOING TO HELL!
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Everyone on this site belongs here. everyone has some weird disfunctional thing going on more than the average.

    thats what makes a serious Moment I experienced with that of a side order of comic relief.

    Most don't believe me because I couldn't come up with solid proof. the 2 look alike with the same name Jeff Hunter still feels like bullshit but OK. its been too fucking long to care. but I was a member 8-9 years before that on dialup.

    Thats nearly a decade of being on totse before all hell happened. and remember, even if I was confused or lying about the pre-9/11 manifesto as come of you claim, on that very day the FBI came and raided enigmas home and took hard drives and shit the forums were forced to be removed.

    why would that happen? You can say "Well 9/11 duh" but remember, the Patriot act wasnt reinforced with new laws on Day 1. Hunter would of told the feds to go fuck themselves. No, they raided the house. because they clearly saw a connection. otherwise they would of had no legal bounderies to do shit.
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood kill a nigger?

    ^Being Racist and Retarded is no way to go through life, Son!
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker She has a gut with no tits

    And so your girlfriend looks like???
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Why didn't you be fair and place your own name on the list, Opie?
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