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2021-03-28 at 2:30 PM UTC in Who is uglier
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2021-03-28 at 2:21 PM UTC in They tried to arrest me for stealing.
Originally posted by Solstice A common one is box stuffing, done with two people.
Person one goes in, finds a large boxed item like a vaccuum, open the box enough to stuff some small valuables into the box, then they leave the store.
Person two goes in a bit later, finds the tampered vaccuum/whatever box (person 1 marks it somehow), and buys that item legit. Take it home, dump all the good shit out then return the vaccuum for your money back.
Person 1 never leaves the store with merch and person 2 can just play dumb if the shit in the box is found somehow because they were just trying to buy a vaccuum.
and they check the security cam to confirm the guy just grabbed it without fiddling it? Brilliant. Itś super wrong and evil but yeah. I hate thieves. it may not be at top of the deadly 7 sins but then again Im no Catholic. -
2021-03-28 at 2:19 PM UTC in They tried to arrest me for stealing.
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2021-03-28 at 5:45 AM UTC in They tried to arrest me for stealing.Totse had read-me how toos of all kind of college pranks and they often talked about stealing (as in not the right forum but it goes together because college kids are broke ass fucks.. especially foreign exchange kids)
one was to take shit out of a box, take another thing out of the box that is of the same type (eg: a cheap bluetooth device vs a very very expensive where the cheap looks like a knockoff)
an when you walk out the door, if the device has a hidden censor and sets off the exit theft censor. just show the security guy it. most of the time they see you have nothing else and just let it go¨
when you get home, drop off the item and then go back to the store and say this box was previously open and when you opened it, only crunched up cardboard insert was inside
get your money back.
this way if they know you´re BSing them, they wont arrest you or call the cops. it is kind of embarrassing at this point. that you´re a piece of shit who steals and thinks theyŕe crafty. I personally hate thieves but this one is kind of funny. Its kind of Embezzling or something isnt it? i dont know what law would apply -
2021-03-28 at 5:32 AM UTC in They tried to arrest me for stealing.
Originally posted by Bradley So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.
So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places
i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.
ABORT MISSION.
I really suffer from ADHD or Adult version of ADD
And Im not saying this to be apart of a trope to make this statement. Though it kind of works. That was too difficult to understand. I read it 3 fucking time (the first 4-5 lines) and all I could get out of this was you were pulling your shirt up while drunk and shoving Lemons in your butt
so you aborted your mission and put the lemons back? what the fuck is wrong with you? -
2021-03-28 at 4:48 AM UTC in I´m like that British Actor playing a Mexican
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2021-03-28 at 4:44 AM UTC in I´m like that British Actor playing a MexicanI am the most Interesting Guy on NIS.
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2021-03-28 at 4:40 AM UTC in Who is uglier
Originally posted by Donald Trump
You're welcome.
They made him sell that tower. They took his fucking name off of it. He said he´ll never come back to NYC. LOL Gigi and I have a video of being there when they were protesting in 2015. A bunch of Hispanics out in front. One was dressed up as a KKK
I think I posted it before but I took it off of youtube or it was removed. The Security at the trump tower put his hand in front of my camera while I was walking on the sidewalk and I told him ¨Dont touch my camera mother fucker¨ and he back off. His Hotel is near 52 or 57 and Whatever the fuck cross-street is. near central park. We were tired were walked the entire length from the park to Ground zero the second day we were in the City back in September of 2015. I left on the 9th. Alex Jones was getting ready for a big protest. -
2021-03-28 at 4:31 AM UTC in Kortz wants to rape my mom and break my CDs
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2021-03-28 at 4:20 AM UTC in Kortz wants to rape my mom and break my CDs
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2021-03-28 at 4:16 AM UTC in Kortz wants to rape my mom and break my CDs
Originally posted by Jisatsu_Fujoshi1998 But folks that sure is a long ride on his bicycle
You think he has it in him to make the trek?
Who the fuck are you?
Your name describes a Homosexual who is a fan of the females. Does this mean Bisexual or you are a lady-boi who idolizes females and female performers?
the other thing about your name is as a whole, without the underscore, it is the only 9 letter anagram (which is the highest it could find) of
jiujitsus
what does the Year represent?
Get the fuck out of here you Glow_Niggerer -
2021-03-27 at 5:52 AM UTC in My vehicle is trapped in my grandmother's parking garage...
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2021-03-27 at 5:50 AM UTC in The Unofficial Offcial Get On That Bus Song for 2022
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2021-03-27 at 5:46 AM UTC in The Unofficial Offcial Get On That Bus Song for 2022
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2021-03-27 at 5:39 AM UTC in The Unofficial Offcial Get On That Bus Song for 2022I am the HighLander, Scon. You´re next in battle
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2021-03-27 at 5:34 AM UTC in The Unofficial Offcial Get On That Bus Song for 2022
Originally posted by Ghost you talk about the bus more than the people who killed themselves i wonder who's next lolol
Iĺl handcuff you to me when Im about to board, then cut your hand off with a giant machete and then push you into the drivers seat as your panicking and watch you drive yourself and everyone else off the side of a mountain slope -
2021-03-27 at 5:31 AM UTC in My vehicle is trapped in my grandmother's parking garage...
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2021-03-27 at 5:29 AM UTC in thinking about going back to school again
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2021-03-27 at 5:26 AM UTC in thinking about going back to school againYou said this before, OPie?
can you stick to it. Even I have a hard time commiting. It took me 3 and a half years to finish 2 years. but I also had a Job usually working 3 days 10-12 hours those days. just to get overtime to make close to full time or sometimes more.
Take a class in underwater welding. Ship yards pay a LOT
like out in cali is 80-100 bucks an hour. you could live out of your car or at the shipping yard on a boat for cheap and just not even bother showering since you´re in shitty salt water (literally full of treated waste) and then rinse off everynight. I think you have to get shots for Hep-A through Hep G or some shit.
Ask your big friend who works in MIC -
2021-03-27 at 5:20 AM UTC in My vehicle is trapped in my grandmother's parking garage...
Originally posted by WellHung Folks, tow trucks cant fit inside to rescue my poor Dodge.
I would say Commit Insurance Fraud and set it ablaze but then no one would think I was joking
Also all the faggots who commit fraud make my monthly insurance premium expensive af.
how much money does your granny have in life insurance and are you a benefactor or just a factor in her poor life?
