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Posts by Quick Mix Ready

  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    John Paul Jones-Wonzy thought he was Fonzy

    A Cop Pulled a Switchblade from his Pocket
    But it was a comb gifted from Potsy

  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala

    LOL is that you behind them coke rim glasses? das sexy. do you and lanny roll play. Lanny's books are super late. Must be punished?

    Leather Whip and Buttsechs on lanny's cheecks
  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fonzy was gay for Mr. Cunningham.

    Yeah, I don't watch gay porn. especially your fantasy roll playing kind.

    I did see one about Alice in Wonderland once. Twiddle Lee Dee and Dumb. jacking off all over the bitch.
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice Thanks. Yeah, thinking of Robin Williams is what gave me the idea. I could've sworn it was something to do with hanging from the actual doorknob or something in like a seated position but I'm probably retarded and wrong.

    If I pull the whole fucking door it's your fault.

    You have to do it from the inside of your front door because those bedroom doors are just for aesthetic purposes. they're nothing more than a cheap American form of a Chinese leaf curtain. the entire door jam will probably pull right out and you'll injure your head in a face-plant

    Use the strong front door. a heavy one made of Oak is best.
  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa No, I didn't even really understand until just now sitting in bed. It was a pink-eye

    then don't let Fona in your house when you're not around. he farts on your pillow, Lots!
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I got up late, just to read this shit.

    thanks for brightening up my day with fire of hate! I shall have good fortune in my dead-end existance Im sure.
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley I believe when we die spectral saves us in his ageless skeleton they never forgets, never leaves, and is never dying

    I bet you smell like an abandoned summer cottage

    He is an AI Siren Server in real world.

    He uploads us all into his skeletor-being. then when all is finalized after the great space rock of 2032, he will self launch into the outermost reaches of the known universe to seed us elsewhere.

    All Hail SpectraL-Beam 2030
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There are no aliens on Earth…

    says the Alien wearing a flesh mask.
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thank you for letting everyone know how much I have hurt your feelers

    Maybe you should be on Ritalin.
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    to save the children, Wariat has to be next. Cause he is like a Lion. He 'eats the young'
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Wariat Like Paul Wozny made it out alright?

    Paul Wozny must be like Fonzy
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice Trying to figure out how people hang themselves from doorknobs

    thats how Robin Williams looked to kill himself.

    SO you wrap a belt around your neck and you get up on a stool and place the end of the belt at the top of the door jam and close the door and then kick the stool out from under you.

    thats how the Illuminati did it to Robin Williams because he knew too much (of something) and they blamed it on his new Michael J Fox disease that wouldn't have affected him for another 10 years.
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung u need to be locked in a closet.

    You need to be locked up in General Population and then we'll see if you say Nigger lots!
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    It's a side show. The aliens will rip their flesh masks off any moment and it will be like a sequal to the film TheY LivE
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    fuck this shit, Yo

  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    do over




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  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    did you shoot up the school afterwards?

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  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Apparently, I'm a "Freak"
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