Posts by Cowboy2013

1. 2024-05-10 at 3:49 AM UTC in JEFF BEZO IS A SCUMBAG PoS and here is why
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   Shoulda ordered your doogee from ali or temu bro.
2. 2024-05-10 at 3:45 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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   Bby
3. 2024-05-09 at 6:37 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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   Originally posted by infinityshock
   
   
   
   
   this dumb nigger is an elected official and literally thinks a fucking island is going to capsize if the military deploys too many personnel
   
   01:15 'my fear is the whole island will be so overpopulated it will tip over and capsize'
   
   jesus fuck…this is why affirmative action needs to be abolished

   
   Sarcasm?
   
   The US views Guam as an unsinkable aircraft carrier like they would like to make Taiwan. Perhaps with the weight of just a little more freedom, God will sink it?
4. 2024-05-09 at 6:25 PM UTC in My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle
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   Originally posted by Kinks I do have a helmet, armored jacket, face covering, padded safety goggle etc
   
   lol I should have a photo decked out, I dont sadly

   
   I pictured you in some welding goggles. Ig I don't have you nailed down as well as I thought.
   
   But I was going over 90 one time in the summer on one of those roads that run parallel to interstates and idk what it was but I got hit in the face by a big ass bug. That shit hurts.
5. 2024-05-09 at 4:22 PM UTC in My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle
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   Originally posted by Kinks I don’t plan to keep it
   
   It’s not bright enough for my tastes

   
   Probably for the best but consider both things when you get a new one if it's not plastic. Do you have a helmet like this:
   
   
   
   Next year you should restore an Airstream.
6. 2024-05-09 at 4:17 PM UTC in back from zoklet... 10 years later
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   Or give me his email
7. 2024-05-09 at 4:15 PM UTC in back from zoklet... 10 years later
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   Originally posted by soulbutter cant remember if i went by another name but i think this wouldve been the main one? i was trying to contact an old friend from zoklet and saw a mention of this on reddit and remembered hearing about it when it started and not giving a fuck because i was going to college anyway.
   
   lets see as far as people i remember panthrax aka panny, zenith, unwyred, lanny, Bill Krozby is that the dude from austin who just wanted to do heroin a couple times and knew he wouldnt get addicted? casper, taco (who i still talk to and is doing amazing), sploo was the most retarded person ever, i remember jenkem, huffing raid, oh shit what was that brits name who was reaaal down bad….. we had a tinychat room where wed get drunk and do all kinds of drugs and hang out constantly. believe it or not as a zoklet user in my late teens my memory isnt amazing so im not really remembering specific things. gayniggers from outspace? it was always more of a shoot the shit kinda thing rather than a lot of memorable experience lol its a fucking forum for degenerates. you'll niggas aint even smoke crack
   
   it chaged Bill Krozby to bill Bill Krozbyby? lol
   
   also i see theres a bradley here, is that the same one that claimed to have been busted with pounds of RCs and did prison time? always seemed like a tryhard poser

   
   Tacho was on Dr Phil. Tell him to come here.
8. 2024-05-09 at 3:58 PM UTC in My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle
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   It's nice to see you're still a hipster in 2024 though 🫀
9. 2024-05-09 at 3:55 PM UTC in My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle
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   Originally posted by infinityshock It's tempered glass…it'll be fine. You can tell by the fresnel shape

   
   Kinkou plz update us when it cracks. If it's the temperature difference rather than high speed bugs a cool night should do it.
10. 2024-05-09 at 3:27 PM UTC in My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle
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    Originally posted by Kinks I fucked the poll
    
    Anyway my other seat is also black just slightly thicker. I do love how this original one looks though.

    
    If that's one of those aftermarket glass lights its gonna crack if you don't put some kind of screen over it. Or they may do it on their own just because of the temperature difference idk
11. 2024-05-09 at 1:37 PM UTC in The G-Shock can tell you a lot
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    Originally posted by Bradley I just googled g shock and the website displays most of their models at 380$ or 500$ on the first page.

    
    You're looking for things like this:
    
    https://www.amazon.com/Casio-G-Shock-Quartz-Shock-Resistant/dp/B073ZHGNVC/
    
    See it's not just digital it's digital AND analog. So he's a little a different. Maybe they get it in Olive drab so it looks extra tactical. See what I mean about expressing personality?
12. 2024-05-09 at 1:04 PM UTC in The G-Shock can tell you a lot
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost 380$ for a watch is very expensive

    
    There are G-shocks that cost that much? Probably a status symbol for the captain or something but they're all overpriced for what they are.
    
    This may be a little outdated. A lot of sows seem to favor smart watches but the g-shock is still a good indicator. I could see apple watches replacing them because they're probably already recording everything for the government anyway. It seems more practical if you're undercover.
13. 2024-05-09 at 12:44 PM UTC in The G-Shock can tell you a lot
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    I woke up wanting to impart some wisdom on somebody.
    
    Early on whenever I was up close to any police I noticed that the G-shock was an essential part of their uniform. This little piece of overpriced Taiwanese plastic was what they used to express their personality... like "flair" in Office Space. Only it's their only piece. Something I realized later, was that a lot of times this would go from local oinkers all the way up to elite glowies like Bin Laden...he may have had a regular Casio but still. I always see a few in any ISIS group photo. Any red sunburnt gingers are guaranteed to be wearing them.
    
    I won't get into Oakleys/Ray-bans and I don't want to give away too many of my secrets on a public forum, but if you ever think anything is going on always look for the g-shock or perhaps even more telling a g-shock tan line...or makeup now 😒
    
    
14. 2024-05-08 at 11:27 PM UTC in Straight men do you sometimes wish you were bisexual?
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    I need the opinion of sodomite. badley? I'm pretty sure he's already been deflowered but you would probably be first non-chosen. Premium shit pussy?
15. 2024-05-08 at 11:17 PM UTC in Straight men do you sometimes wish you were bisexual?
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    Originally posted by ner vegas he certainly looks like he's no stranger to homosexuality and crime

    
    You should see him in these glasses he's been wearing lately. So SAable.
16. 2024-05-08 at 11:13 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
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    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Is it Chinese though?
    
    I found a list of trusted VPN's on reddit from Hong Kongian glowies kvetching that they were the ones that turned them over to the see see pee to be freedom'd 😵‍💫💥💥👈 that's a good litmus test

    
    And what about dns? Does North Korea have any?
17. 2024-05-08 at 11:10 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks does anyone use any site without a VPN anymore?
    
    
    
    wut

    
    Is it Chinese though?
    
    I found a list of trusted VPN's on reddit from Hong Kongian glowies kvetching that they were the ones that turned them over to the see see pee to be freedom'd 😵‍💫💥💥👈 that's a good litmus test
18. 2024-05-08 at 11 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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    I may not get to talk to Mrs Tara tonight ☹️
19. 2024-05-08 at 7:51 PM UTC in Straight men do you sometimes wish you were bisexual?
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20. 2024-05-08 at 7:45 PM UTC in Straight men do you sometimes wish you were bisexual?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Panzram

    
    Maybe I just need a bisexual/homosexual partner in crime.
    
    But Robby Soave from the hill would probably be at the top of my list.