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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow lmao

    if he can see your pubes he's loooong past the point of running. dudes are horny. some guys might like it one way or the other! maybe there is a general preference for no pubes. at the end of the day, by the time it's actually relevant to a guy, it isn't going to make much of a difference to him. if he likes it shaved and it's shaved that'll just be the cherry on top. if he likes it shaved and you've got a massive bush… man, it's still a sundae.

    Do you bleach ur bussy?
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Stubble as well I'm curious about that bcus I thought all men would run for the hills.

    With hair it depends. But when you sweat it can smell like feet. Stubble is never good.

    Shaved feels like sandpaper but if I already view the woman as unclean hair would just make it worse. So it depends on my perception. Most Western men are probably pedos though so that could explain a lot.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Do an actual totse documentary you bitch
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    More importantly Floyd War 1.

    It would be funny if someone went after cops with a homemade flamethrower. Kevlar seems like it would melt and stick like polyester lol and their uniforms are probably some kind of polyblend too.
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Why does Joutube keep showing me these deepfake ads with black people saying you are owed free handouts.

    Like: Mmm chile did you know while the government is tryna distract us with genocide and the Tiktok ban you could be getting all these benefits the illegals are. Mmhmm I know that's right 🫰🫰
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost aesthetics I am going for; Lionel Hutz, Cocobolo Desks, Better Call Saul office in closet, ChatGPT Lawyer, Legal Eagle, the lawyer from THE WIRE, harvey birdman
    Please help me move this heavy lawyer desk out from the back of this nail salon and into my fancy new office

    https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/jr/aid-aide/2021/infograph.html

    In Ontario, legal aides or legal assistants who do not hold a license from the Law Society of Ontario (LSO) are generally limited to performing administrative and support tasks in a legal setting. The key is to avoid engaging in activities that require legal expertise or the provision of legal advice, as those activities are typically reserved for licensed professionals such as lawyers and paralegals. Here are some common tasks that legal aides without a license may perform:

    Administrative Support:
    Drafting and formatting legal documents under the supervision of licensed professionals.
    Managing and organizing legal files.
    Answering phones, scheduling appointments, and handling general correspondence.

    Research:
    Conducting basic legal research under the guidance and supervision of a licensed professional.

    Client Interaction:
    Interacting with clients to collect and relay non-legal information.
    Providing general information about legal processes and procedures (without offering legal advice).

    Court Assistance:
    Assisting with administrative tasks related to court filings and procedures.
    Coordinating court appearances and managing scheduling.

    Document Preparation:
    Preparing routine legal documents (e.g., filling out forms) under supervision.

    It's crucial to note that legal aides must work under the supervision of licensed professionals, such as lawyers or paralegals, and they should not engage in activities that involve the practice of law without a license. This includes providing legal advice, representing clients in court, or making legal decisions.

    Additionally, the scope of tasks that can be performed without a license may vary, and it's advisable to seek guidance from the Law Society of Ontario or legal professionals to ensure compliance with current regulations and requirements. If you are considering a career as a legal aide, staying informed about relevant legal regulations and seeking guidance from experienced professionals is essential.

    here I am, this is it I am a big shoot now and relaxing after a hard day of legal work

    I don't think lawyers like that exist. They're usually sticks in the mud. Worse a lot of them were even prosecutors and you never know if they're working with them to fuck you over.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut


    I put braided line on this one. I feel like a pro now.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Frala doesn't want to mess with me. I'm an earth angel.
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow are you a non-huwhite?

    I'm as white as any Americunt but I'm also dogpilled.
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein ROFL @ super blog

    You never answered me about your bf. Are you the only one bringing home the marijuana or what?

    You can't be a graduate of the school of Nicki Minaj and be doing that.

    Remember what she said: broke boys don't deserve no kitty.
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I thought it was because women get a testosterone boost from it. This reminds me of Submarine where he was checking them for cavities.

    I think you would get more testosterone if I peed in your mouth.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I think US wanted all the right wing/neo-nazis to support Azov. They've been training for years on CoD.

    Vitaly Klitschko would have been the perfect President to lead this. He's this big tough 6'7 white boxer who spent his career beating up black men. American neo-nazis who got bullied in school would have idolized him and supported the latest CIA project along with the MSNBC shitlib MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs and mayo dog fuckers who think Putin is to blame for all that MAGA. But it's also a part of why a lot of Trumpers see him as the Ultra-Trump no matter how many times Lindsey Ladybug Graham goes over there on sex vacations to get his bussy pounded by Azov.

    Instead we get a 5'3 chosen dwarf Ukywood actor.

    The previous Israeli PM said Zelensky went into hiding until he was assured Putin didn't really want to unalive him. Since then Zelensky put on his green Che Guevara costume and got the US to print off countless billions in freedom bucks.

    Idk how depleted NATO weapons stockpiles are at this point but Russia has the capacity to out-produce them. Ukraine is a losing game. They're passing anti-abortion laws to try to get dog fuckers to reproduce I suspect for war with China. Good luck lol.

  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 These are kind of pets too but I wouldn't hold them. I feed them sometimes and they keep the cats in check. They're independent.





    This isn't all the shots but this is them trying to ambush a deer. I don't think they got her. There were two of them one was in front of where she was in the first. This showed me they're sneaky little devils.




    I want to see frala or any mayo ladies try to SA these guys.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Nvm I see the guy saying you're an alcoholic.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Yes you are going to jail. Candy does not need to waste an hr and a half of her life to figure that out.

    Plus it didn't say I was going to jail. It was the people wanting to be like me.
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Yes you are going to jail. Candy does not need to waste an hr and a half of her life to figure that out.

    The hell she doesn't. Did you see the coyotes I posted in my superblog? I'd like to see you try to SA those sweet boys.

    Another reason I like them more than dogs.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:17:27 AM]:
    microphones in the walls by the le pervairts

    Kinkou, [May 20, 2024 at 2:17:28 AM]:
    CHARLIE

    is that the dog

    why cant i remember its name

    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:20:36 AM]:
    shit in their mailbox

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:21:19 AM]:
    rude

    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:21:40 AM]:
    the Iotola run Iran .. the president is just a puppet that fixes roads and decides where money is located.

    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:22:04 AM]:
    You apparently do

    skag

    less drunk


    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:23:04 AM]:
    you're old too. women mature faster then men. You already hit a wall in your mind 30s. blown out cooter
    😁

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:23:16 AM]:
    you're a retard who doesn't actually know anything about the topic

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:23:40 AM]:
    especially apparant since you can't even spell ayatollah

    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:23:54 AM]:
    they're setting off fireworks in Iran right now .. people care 0

    I spelled it like it's Anglonized. Don't fucking care.

    Kinkou, [May 20, 2024 at 2:24:19 AM]:
    Fireworks lol

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:24:22 AM]:
    yes, one retard setting of a firework means people are celebrating the death of an elected leader, A++

    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:24:36 AM]:
    yep thanks for agreeing

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:24:39 AM]:
    no, nobody spells it that way, you're just a retard who can't spell


    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:25:00 AM]:
    so what.. I live here. that's all that counts. nothing lost nor gained. Fuck Iran

    hush Kinks, men are talking
    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:25:45 AM]:
    no, a man and a retarded boomer are talking

    Kinkou, [May 20, 2024 at 2:25:54 AM]:
    Hahaha

    Mr Groper, [May 20, 2024 at 2:26:18 AM]:
    an Ameriasian and a Grown Mature Man are talking

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:26:27 AM]:
    shut up retard

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:27:35 AM]:
    Iran's political system is very similar to the US with the houses, legislature and judiciary

    the major difference is that instead of the supreme court confirming that the law complies with the US constitiution, Iran has a guardian council that ensures it complies with Shia Islamic doctrine

    Khomenei is a religious leader, not a political one, and Raisi was elected

    Kinkou, [May 20, 2024 at 2:31:46 AM]:
    He’s changing his diaper

    Ass got stir fried

    ner vegas, [May 20, 2024 at 2:33:19 AM]:
    WOZNY YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE GETTING YOUR POLITICAL OPINIONS FROM 4CHAN

    Kinkou, [May 20, 2024 at 2:42:22 AM]:
    wozny is taking a dirt nap from being roasted

    i didnt even know 4chan was still a "thing" lmfao




    OMG WTF it doesn't show all the times I sent an audio clip message instead of type it out . but there were also 9 voice messages from me between that shit show
    Woz plain left after dat

    This was on telegram or your inbox?
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    You need to learn to do something useful like this.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    And this one if you don't mind.



    She's saying some of the same stuff that I felt like was for me in the other. I know who the jealous hoe is that's mad I don't want to have sex with them but I think it's the same one that the other was saying is my "twin flame". Both said there are people talking to them trying to be like me but can't. I think I know what this means. Both talked about the jealous hoe/twin flame stalking me. Both talked about them wanting to apologize but for different reasons. What do you think?
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks gawd

    I really want to be helpful right now but I AM SO FRUSTRATED WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD RIGHT NOW I cannot function

    I shall return and try to HALP.

    What's wrong? 😢
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