Posts by Cowboy2013

1. 2024-10-22 at 6:20 PM UTC in I think Trump may plan on faking his death.
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   For me to believe Trump is actually dead and not raping adolescent girls in Trump Heights Palestine (that's really a place) with his old buddy Epstein, I'm gonna have to see some 4K Zapruder shit...
   
   I feel like the Manhattan Rattlesnake has been re-living his WWE days (more than usual lately) and I would need to see some proof of freedom for me to believe it. I feel like this could be the plan and they already have this stupid asshole JD Vance ready to suck Netanyahu's dick and all the freedom tings in lieu of Trump.
2. 2024-10-22 at 5:25 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Not exclusively bitches, but if I tell you I dreamed about you it's a good idea to be extra nice for at least a day or two.
3. 2024-10-22 at 5:23 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   He was probably gonna kill you.
   
   But I've had dreams about people... usually bitches that I would wake up from a still want to kill them a little bit.
4. 2024-10-22 at 5:21 PM UTC in Can any of you make good biscuits?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr My momma used Crisco for everything when I was a kid. If you make… your biscuits, you better post em in the foodie thread! ❤️👍

   
   We have whole food forum that you want moved to your thread...
   
   I might but I wasn't planning on cooking any anytime soon. I'm back on health kick and not eating a ton of unnecessary carbs. I might do it anyway just to flex a lil
5. 2024-10-22 at 5:18 PM UTC in Favourite tinned fish?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah that's good but it's extremely rare I have it, generally when I'm only in New Orleans and the last time I was there was about ummm 8yrs ago.
   
   Oh I also have deer meat/venison quite a bit as a friend of mine is a hunter and is always giving me the sausage.

   
   It's pretty good. I've only had it from restaurants. I know somewhere close to me that sells it. Idk how it's usually cut. When I had it it was small pieces.
6. 2024-10-22 at 5:14 PM UTC in Marilyn Manson's new music "One Assassination Under God"
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   It's pretty good. It comes out November 22 I think. Some would say it's good timing (not me secret service)... Kafka posted one of the singles.
   
   
   
   It looks like he's laid off his Mansynthe and upped the amphetamines too. Looking good.
7. 2024-10-22 at 2:28 PM UTC in Can any of you make good biscuits?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   But point being, Pillsbury dough kinda tastes like shit.
8. 2024-10-22 at 2:27 PM UTC in Can any of you make good biscuits?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I know people that make those with Pillsbury dough which I think sucks.
   
   But that may be what hardees makes them with but just a fuckton of butter.
9. 2024-10-22 at 2:25 PM UTC in Favourite tinned fish?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by maddie too bad you don't live in baltimore, you literally find fresh live/caught that morning crabs on every other block

   
   Is it nice this time of year?
10. 2024-10-22 at 2:23 PM UTC in 🧁🍕🍓 All FOODIES…. let’s Eat it, cook it, or kill it!!! 🍓🍕🧁
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Preparing ingredients for tonight’s dinner
    
    
    
    
    
    Olive Garden’s Zappa Tuscana 😍

    
    Wtf is that?
11. 2024-10-22 at 2:21 PM UTC in Can any of you make good biscuits?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I was looking at a Hardees commercial and it got me thinking about how good their biscuits are. I don't think it's biscuits so much as them using a lot of salted butter on the outside somehow.
    
    I make pretty good buttermilk biscuits by mixing lard, self rising flour and buttermilk. I should probably melt the lard, mix it and let it cool. My grandma taught me with crisco but I tried lard for some reason and it tastes a little like pizza hut deep dish crusts to use goyslop as a reference.
12. 2024-10-21 at 11:18 PM UTC in Does anyone have Jigaboo's P.I?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Or reverse it and make serious of something light like threatening to track Speedy down SA him in his shit pussy at the urinal.
13. 2024-10-21 at 11:15 PM UTC in Porn preference is a massive social taboo
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    With an actual woman most would take offense if you tried to cover her upper half, and be completely quiet so you can ejaculate in her thinking about some porn whore. Wives would get way more sex if they weren't judgmental about that.
14. 2024-10-21 at 11:03 PM UTC in Does anyone have Jigaboo's P.I?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fax 📠 You can just say "rape", it's the internet. You don't have to say SA

    
    SA and unalive sound a lot funnier than rape and murder though.
15. 2024-10-21 at 11:02 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Somebody really needs to find that though. I think it was one of those true crime bitches on YouTube maybe that was doing that for Halloween.
16. 2024-10-21 at 11:01 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    What was Candace Land like on DH?
17. 2024-10-21 at 11 PM UTC in Does anyone have Jigaboo's P.I?
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I've talked about very gentle borderline SA's SWIM did. It seemed to make DTE like me.
    
    I would say you could try to come castrate me with ur shit pussy but it probably would hurt trying to get my balls in there.
18. 2024-10-21 at 6:51 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I was listening to some podcast a couple years ago. I forget which one.
    
    But they were talking about a haunted house in Savannah called the Sorrel Weed house and they played this EVP that sounded like a porno that was supposed to be the slave Molly's screams of horror as she was being SA'd. Some comments pointed out they weren't screams of horror but I can't find it now
19. 2024-10-21 at 6:45 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein My boyfriend is the first and only man to ever make me squirt…just a random thought fuyz

    
    How?
20. 2024-10-21 at 6:13 PM UTC in Nigger
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Somebody had to say it