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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    This is actually depressing when I think about it.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How is it resorting if I seek it out on purpose and buy it every day after work and chug a bottle? What then Mr Retard?

    You do seem somewhat similar to sploo. Maybe it is the bundy.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag My mum was a narcissist that went out of her way to make me feel unloved. My dad was a generous feminist and I like him so much because I can see he was similar to me in ways.

    Didn't you say you lived with him or something? I still think he would be happier if you gave him grandkids.
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I saw Kafka saying she wouldn't talk about sex with Donald Trump. I don't see how she got that from the book club.

    But a trick I learned, not only to get women I just met talking about sex but getting women on dating apps that I haven't met to not only reply but immediately talk about sex.

    I will usually begin with trolling and saying I'm into pee. But I will make it like I'm vulnerable or embarrassed about it. Usually them peeing on me but I switch it up sometimes. It doesn't have to be pee it could be anything. But it's funny because I start out trolling them about it but the more we talk about it I actually start getting turned on. If this becomes a more common tactic you may have to try scat. It's been a while since I've done this. Idk how the dating scene has (d)evolved. But this works 100% better than spamming dick pics.
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Who in their right mind, waits & anticipates this. Like it’s cough syrup bro, if ur gonna do it, just do it. U ORDERED & are WAITING for its arrival for DAYS?? I hope it was good cuz I’m creeped

    The science project guy may be worse.

    Like go to the dollar tree, steal three bottles, not because of the price but because it's embarrassing that you've resorted to getting high on cough medicine. Swallow bottles lol
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Ha! Marijuana!
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Some people are definitely descended from snakes.

    Was your mom a super bitch to make you like your dad so much? And if so how do you reconcile this with your feminism or whatever you call it?
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks FOR THE RECORD —–~~~~~~


    is a good way to mush up ur mind

    lets all take a moment to keep in mind our entire dex community scene over the years and anyone in person. they are all effactually ded in some way, be it life or their old persona

    How so? And how do you know a lot of it can't be attributed to aging? I never tried it until I was older and I was already having a quarter life crisis that seems to be bleeding into a midlife crisis. I could see it fucking up some chemical balance in your brain but I think people may just be blaming it.
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Raddy You fucking morons need to stop drinking the syrup bottles or buying the pills at all that's why you're puking and feeling sick. Use an A/B extraction on the syrup.

    Buy syrup with the largest concentration per ml. Pour the syrup bottles in a plastic jug, in a 1:1 ratio add non-sudsy ammonia. Shake vigorously, allow to settle and shake, repeat this for an hour or so. Measure out 1/10th the total volume of of the liquid in the jug of naphtha (lighter fluid works) and add the naphtha to the solution in the jug. Repeat the shaking and settling process for an hour. Pour into a gravity funnel (ziplock bag works if angled so a sealed corner is the lowest point). Allow the solution to separate into layers then open the gravity funnel or snip the corner of the bag to drain off and discard the lower syrup/ammonia layer and capture the upper naphtha layer in a pyrex dish. Allow the pyrex dish to sit out to evaporate off the naphtha and a crystalline powder will remain in the dish, use a razor to scrape/crush these crystals into a fine powder and collect them. This is bundy freebase and can be stored long term. To use, add your freebase to a shot glass full of orange juice to acidify it so it becomes soluble and consume.

    Who the fuck would spend time doing this for a $2.50 high?
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 (It's probably going to be death if I don't like you but you can take your chances.)



    Originally posted by Kinks tell Myer's fortune !1!!

    Yep I was right
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Cuntday bluntday but that's 24/7/365/40 for Candace
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    On the other hand she's in her thirties I think. I would have told my own it's way past time for me to have grandkids.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I think it's sweet that she loves her da
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks If you come hang out in telegram I am there all the time

    Here are photos of book pages for the cards I drew for you. I just drew them the same way you were drawing yours. My deck has astrology, the planets, tarot and elements. I linked a photo of the contents to show the different cards. I have another deck that is sorta more typical to a normal tarot deck but a few of the cards are different. Like I don’t think it has a death card for instance. The decks I have are called heavenly bodies astrology and ethereal visions illuminated tarot









    Do you know where it came from that certain tarot cards correspond with astrological signs? Like Death is Scorpio and Gemini is Lovers. Do you know who determined this?

    Idk a lot about astrology. Like it's more than just a sign.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma My condiments thread was better than this

    You didn't like your reading?
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein So Obsessed..so pathetic lmfao

    You should do a poll on who's more interesting. You or me. Or you and watching paint dry. 😄 I may do it.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Idk how much of a conspiracy theory this is. It's a fact that truckers are an Achilles heel of Uncle Scam. Them having personalities and free will is a potential problem.

    Only problem is I think Elon's self-driving has already killed a good number of people. Imagine Tesla 18 wheelers 😱 I think I would stay off the road lol.

    Truckers probably need to strike or do another freedom convoy in Manhattan or Washington DC or something while they still have the chance. And if I was them I would keep an eye on Elon.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood China is literally building future tech it's actually quite impressive that they have their own space program totally independent of any international cooperation

    https://www.techradar.com/news/china-is-killing-off-fax-machines-pagers-and-other-classic-tech

    As much as I like China newer isn't always better and what do they mean by phasing it out? Jamming the frequency? Lol but yeah I heard China even has passenger drones. If they're halfway as dangerous as Elon's self driving deathtraps I wouldn't want to get in one but they're way ahead of the US.

    They don't have to use all that money to destroy the rest of the world like we do though. Crumbling bridges, potholes and train derailments are the cost of freedom 🤡
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    So in this context Kinkouswami?
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks I drew three for you, your life card
    Fire: Confidence, optimism, passion and bravery


    areas of your life you are working on or working on you
    Venus: Give and receive love, find value, see beauty
    Libra: Consideration, fairness and harmony



    I dont know enough about you to break these down for your own life but perhaps they are meaningful to you. I read them to the telegram voice/video chat and Donald Trump said they sounded right for you lol

    What are your cards like? Like can they say things that are negative too? I want somebody who will give it to me straight so that's important.

    How all could you interpret them? It sounds nice and I have been trying to be a better person to people who deserve it and be more mature and the bigger person more these days but I can be mean and hateful still. And paranoid/suspicious of people but it doesn't necessarily mean I don't feel confident. I will try to let you get to know me better.

    I feel like I'm a better person than a lot of people who will try to say how evil I am. Like I don't think some of these people have a conscience at all but I can at least feel guilt or love people.

    I don't want to talk about myself all day and come across like Candace but I'm trying to give you a basic idea. At least about how I see myself.
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