Originally posted by reject
What was she guna do, rape you so she gets pregnant with your kid?
Lol, could you imagine the kind of life that kid would have? It might end up being the ubermensch if it survived to adolescence in some kind of spartan style trial of body and soul, although the genetics make it more likely it would turn into a junkie after eating a poppy seed bagel.
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it was hard man. It's like an addiction. Now that all my computers are nice and have 8+ GB of ram I've completely lost the ability to realize when I'm never coming back to something. Feels bad man
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Instead of taking constructive advice I find myself, entirely not of my own volition, shit-coding the warp drive feature. Click the beer icon in the footer to see a highly productive use of my time.
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How do people get up to such gnarly doses without realizing it's a problem? Like if you like it and just keep taking more I get that but WDs shouldn't surprise you.
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Do you know any former addresses? If so call him saying you're UPS (or whatever they have in bongland) and you're trying to deliver a package. You could do it if you don't have his old address but it would probably make it more convincing if you could say where you were trying to deliver it. Really there are a lot of things you could impersonate to get him to give you an address.
In the US a lot of phone numbers have the owner's address tied to them as public record although it's not always wholly accurate.
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Sans one item this was the first year I got no christmas presents. I have to say I'm very happy with this outcome, I fucking hate getting christmas presents. I always feel obligated to get something in return and it's just awkward making a show of being grateful and a hundred other uncomfortable social routines around the tradition. It's a relief.
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also since `foo()` is not call syntax the keyword function isn't necessary, you generally choose between `function foo {...` and `foo() {...`, the former is arguably better style since there are no named arguments in bash the parens were mostly added just to make C programmers feel more at home.
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If your closing brace for a function is on the same line as a command it needs to be preceded by a semicolon. Personally I'd just move the closing braces for logo and usage to the next line.
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Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle
im the only person with a brain that i interact with in life. … bitchs whining about "simple" people when they themselves are dumb and trashy as fuck. … acts like hes the pinnacle of intelligence … how can i be more intelligent then all these people around me. … fake insanely narcissistic and just ignorant
How do people write these things without getting the irony here?
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