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2016-12-14 at 2:52 PM UTC in Vegans.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-14 at 2:01 PM UTC in Space questions.I lost IQ points reading this thread.
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2016-12-14 at 1:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by reject I aint, I looked all over, that was my first thought. I can't even find regular glue. I licked the envelope again and stuck it in a book and stood on it and it seems to have done the trick just enough
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2016-12-14 at 9:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionOh gee the different neighbor's smoke alarm is beeping intermittently because he doesn't know how to fucking change the battery. This is a guy who spends all day loudly hacking up shit and dry heaving. He also has this routine when he jacks off (yes I know his masturbation habits) where he will go on and on in some foreign language and make these wild moaning sounds, sometimes for a period of over half an hour. I will actually try to record it tomorrow if I can and share it with a vocaroo so you can hear how crazy it is. I have NEVER made a sound when I jack off other than maybe a little moan or grunt when I cum, which I think is pretty standard. This fucking guy sounds like a woman climaxing over and over which really makes me curious what he's actually doing.
My running theory is that he has a swivel chair and surrounds himself with TV and PC monitors all playing different porn vids and he spins around like a the tazmanian devil, talking to the different porn stars and pretending that he is the center of a RL gang bang, building up his speeds and strokes until he wildly paints his walls with a SHOWER of cum.
That's what I think about it. My neighbor's walls being curtained with jizz.
Turtles.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-14 at 8:22 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMoreo Oreo please and sanks. Tequila shots with eggnog chasers sound just delightful. Tis the season to be jolly.
My downstairs neighbor was just outside with the cops for the last half hour. I saw them searching her car but I was inside so I couldn't really see what was going on. She ended up not getting arrested but she may have been with someone who did which is what I'm thinking. I know she has a BLACK BOYFRIEND so SURELY he had some CRACK COCAINE in his possession. Either way she's downstairs now rabbling on about it to someone loudly because I can't ever hear her through the floor normally. I think I'm gonna call the cops and file a noise complaint just to help her out. XD Oh dang I forgot their number guess she's safe. -
2016-12-14 at 8:15 AM UTC in KK is such an interesting person.kreepyk as a higher power, now THAT is rich. I wish I had the pictures of her and litemex gakd out of their moinds hovering around each other like a two-headed monster weighing a collective 150 lbs. That's not a slight on her she's certainly picked herself up from then and is doing very well now. It was just a really funny time and I can't ever forget it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-14 at 7:01 AM UTC in It's been going down in the boro. Yall niggas don't even know...Name's Officer Down Syndrome, meeted to please yew herpa dee dar.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-14 at 12:48 AM UTC in I need an avatar....Once upon a midnight hour, sucked a dick and grew a flower, dick was salty tasted sour, flower grew into a tower.
Fight my dad and rape my mom, I will sing a sacred song, flowing verses like a river, cum inside me til I shiver.
I like turtles I like snakes, toss your ass into a lake, grab a baby give a shake, christmas cookies I shall make.
Send your hormones to my brain, lick my sacred candy cane, shake your hips and bend your hips and pucker up those nigger lips.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-14 at 12:47 AM UTC in Fuck AvatarsLanky ass blue fucks trying to be sexually confusing while sticking their dicks in animal backs.
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2016-12-13 at 1:11 PM UTC in I woke up with a form of brain damage
Originally posted by HampTheToker It gets better and better the more I quote it…
Nah, that only worked on Arnox's siteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 7:50 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Malice I looked at over 20,000 pipes yesterday
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2016-12-13 at 4:56 AM UTC in This place sure has changed...
Originally posted by mmQ Synopsis of the last year of your loife plawx.
Oh man, where to start?
Both of my sisters are now living with me. My middle sister had a son, so now I'm basically raising three boys (two six year-olds and a year-old toddler). Normally, I wouldn't have anything to do with my middle sister, but I couldn't turn away my nephew. It isn't his fault that his mother is a massive pillheaded bitch. It takes everything I have not to snap her fucking neck when she gets mouthy with me. Constantly have to remind myself why I suffer the shit that I do. I just grit my teeth and bare it, because my nephew is better off here with me than wherever the hell my sister would take him.
My mom is still strung out. I've gotten past hoping that she could come off pain management. At least she isn't sucking dick for pills. That's something, I guess.
Bought my first glass bong over the summer. I'd always rolled up or used a pipe before. Never really had any interest in bongs, but goddamn was I wrong. Dat ice-catcher mmmmmm...
I have a new cat. Wanted to name him Garfield because the first thing he ate after we found him was lasagna, but the boys weren't having that. They decided that he looked like a Lil Rascal, so that's the name that stuck. His mixtape comes out this summer.
Still hanging drywall. Still sucks balls. Pays the bills, so at least it's not for nothing. Besides the boys getting older and needing my undivided attention, that's probably the biggest reason I stopped posting. Work picked up, so between those two things I hardly have the time or energy for anything else.
Slammed morphine a couple times. It was nice and all, but that shit's not for me. I guess I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
Thinking about buying some land in Woodbury, TN. Look it up. Small little town in the boonies. It's fucking beautiful, though. I love it any time work takes me there. The best part is that the building codes are lax as fuck, so you can basically build what you want however you want. We've done a ton of tiny houses. Those are always fun.
I'll probably think of twenty more noteworthy things as soon as I click submit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-13 at 3:28 AM UTC in Space questions.littleasianlady/arkham knight is giving me brain cancerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 12:12 AM UTC in This place sure has changed...sounds like you caught the AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-12 at 3:16 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Malice Anime upregulates/restores sanity. It provides a pure, idealized, alternative to human social interaction and observation.
interesting
partly agree, partly autistic as fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-11 at 6:24 PM UTC in Fucked up a drug testA bummer this question hasn't been asked and answered on the internet at least 184,275 times already. Good luck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-10 at 8:57 PM UTC in Psychedelics: A Most Sinister PlotYOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT ...IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG....OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU ...TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO ...GET THIS.....STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror.... trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS ...YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE...THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have..........
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2016-12-10 at 2:21 AM UTC in Nigga "nigga nigga" NiggaNiggaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-10 at 1:59 AM UTC in You guys are lackin'I post quality content on a daily basis but my Thanks do not represent that accurately. Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.
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2016-12-09 at 10:22 AM UTC in My lsd tolerance is way down.Man, have you ever took so much acid you could see colors?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
