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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How come people, especially BLACKS, buy loads and loads of airplane shots at the liquor store? Looking for a genuine answer here. I see it happening all the time. Obviously if it was because they're cheap, buying an actual bottle is way more efficient, so that doesn't seem to be the case, unless they're that stupid that they think buying a bunch of 99 cent bottles is saving them money.

    The other day I went to buy some ale and this guy was in front of me, he grabbed one of the containers that hold the airplane shots, and set it on the counter, and said to the clerk 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' She says, 'what?' He replies, 'lemme get like 7 or 8 of dem bitches.' My transaction was complete at the time but I stood there staring at him incredulously, and he says it again- 'lemme get 7 or 8 of DEM BITCHES.' I'm like 'DEM BITCHES? WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLING THEM 'DEM BITCHES?'' He's like 'don't worry about it' and I just scoffed at him and left.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also, are you the type that is able to make a post without some direct or indirect reference to drugs? Just like.. an actual thought? Maybe a humorous anecdote? A short (non drug related) story? It could even be as simple as say... sharing your father's e-mail address with us, assuming it's not 'oxydad@cringe.org'
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If I really felt up to the "challenge", I could destroy your entire system permanently, so that you'd have to get new hardware. It wouldn't be hard either. One moment, you'd be clear sailing, and the next second, complete and utter disaster. But why would I bother with some delusional toddler-molester on teh Interbuttz? That would be a complete waste of my energy, time and creativity. You feel me, you fucking Totse traitor?

    Nice duck and dive you impotent cuck.
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by star90 I'm a girl. Are you going to be okay with that?

    I'm a girl too can we be besties and have slumber parties? And practice kissing and stuff.
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  5. I'm spending the day getting high and drunk by myself, watching Harry Potter. Couldn't think of a better way to spend Christmas. Just gotta google how long to roast potatoes for and I'm golden

    Happy Christmas everyone
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  6. Ahh the Christmas wake and bake. Merry Christmas y'all
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  7. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump SpectraL will start his own forum when this one fails.

    No because as I said above, "we're all spectral alts".
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you banged her boyfriend?
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  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject I was guna guess Sophie's dick

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  10. I was guna guess Sophie's dick
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  11. To kill yourself quicker
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    can I wank your dadmail?
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  13. I was talking to a guy at work and jokingly was like "Ay man, you ever do DPH?" and he was like wut dat? So im like "Diphenhydramine nigga" and he never heard of it so im like "BENEDRYL NIGGA!" and he was like "nahhh man but I done did lots o robbo" and I was like "I feel u dog".
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  14. Looks like it's time for a game of...

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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 actor's in the news after cops raid his house and find a bunch of schoolgirls chained up in the basement
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  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    how helmet got over hair wifout space
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  17. you could've gotten in a lot of trouble for this if you didn't write SWIM
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know the mq's most recent family scandal is when he sucked his dead daddies dick during the ceremony while weeping like a bitch

    Your wit is unmatchable. It's a shame your daughter doesn't get to have such an awesome role model like you in her life.


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  19. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This message is hidden becos -Spectral is on your ignore list
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  20. Fake. I can see the pixels
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