This is totally not-narcissistic, but I swear 90-95% of girls, act like they've got a crush on me...

1. 2016-12-21 at 6:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They just...act like it. I'm think I should try something.
2. 2016-12-21 at 6:42 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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3. 2016-12-21 at 7:54 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think the cause of lots of peoples confusion and frustration with women stems from them being generally sweet and nice creatures by nature.
   
   I'm always very popular among the ladies and they usually tell me "girl secrets" (most guys don't know this) and which guys are assholes, etc. They also give you GIRL TIPS which are like, which girls think you are cute, etc.
   
   It's all about that dance.
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4. 2016-12-21 at 12:27 PM UTC

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   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think the cause of lots of peoples confusion and frustration with women stems from them being generally sweet and nice creatures by nature.
   
   I'm always very popular among the ladies and they usually tell me "girl secrets" (most guys don't know this) and which guys are assholes, etc. They also give you GIRL TIPS which are like, which girls think you are cute, etc.
   
   It's all about that dance.

   
   Hmm this is rather enlightening. Theres this girl at work that constantly appears to be flirting with me but she has a boyfriend. I wonder if its possible shes just being sweet. Ill be walking and she'll purposefully slow down so i walk next to her. She does lots of bizarre things like that its hard to explain
5. 2016-12-21 at 1:12 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Actor you're poor as shit and live in a trailer
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6. 2017-01-01 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   ur dont even own ur house
7. 2017-01-01 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   CoosCoosOnTheLoose Houston
   They want the D.
   
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8. 2017-01-01 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think the cause of lots of peoples confusion and frustration with women stems from them being generally sweet and nice creatures by nature.
   
   I'm always very popular among the ladies and they usually tell me "girl secrets" (most guys don't know this) and which guys are assholes, etc. They also give you GIRL TIPS which are like, which girls think you are cute, etc.
   
   It's all about that dance.

   
   If she's talking to you about her bf and "girl secrets" you are not a sexual entity. You are deep in the friend zone.
9. 2017-01-01 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When did I ever talk about her bf you fuckking cuck nigger? fuck you learn to read fucking retard.
10. 2017-01-01 at 4:48 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle Hmm this is rather enlightening. Theres this girl at work that constantly appears to be flirting with me but she has a boyfriend. I wonder if its possible shes just being sweet. Ill be walking and she'll purposefully slow down so i walk next to her. She does lots of bizarre things like that its hard to explain

    
    That's adorable. The walking thing, it's a small thing but it's a big gesture.
11. 2017-01-01 at 5:09 PM UTC

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    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    So what "dance" would that be, skippy? The dance to perpetual loneliness?
12. 2017-01-01 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The dance of sex and emotion your nigger
13. 2017-01-01 at 6:31 PM UTC

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    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    I'm sure that happens all the time.