My office I rented last month

1. 2024-11-23 at 6:29 AM UTC

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   Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
   Moved in on the 15th of Nov
   
   It looks like a storage room but it's an office in an old Victorian Hotel. the middle floor is like an AirBnB short term rental of single rooms about the size of my office but have beds in them. they have 2 bathrooms with full shower and toilets. huge fucking bathrooms. so its a share bathroom hotel. I'm not allowed to use them but I sneak in at night because I have a key to the elevator to get to the top floor and it's like an 80 year old turn key (like the ones you see them using on vending machines thats rounded)
   
   My shit is so fucked up. I still pop over to her house but her family doesn't want me living with her.
   
   I got my office desk and computer and large screen Tv and a shitty futon loveseat my feet hang off the end.
   
   my microwave dinner. we have a vending machine room down the hall with free coffee and a microwave and a hot plate.
   
   this is where I lived before but in a different office room. I pay 900 which is amazingly cheap for California
   
   
2. 2024-11-23 at 8:58 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   that looks like good food congrats
3. 2024-11-23 at 10:32 AM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   So you're living in an office? There's a childish part of me that thinks that's kinda cool, but as an adult I understand that the correct response is probably something closer to pity. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry you're down on your luck, but on the bright side you're down on your luck in a really interesting way.
   
   You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack... maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig.
4. 2024-11-23 at 10:36 AM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   Keep this stuff running in the office on a loop... for atmosphere:
   
   
   Buy yourself a little colt detective special, and start rocking a fit like this:
   
   
   You can make this office thing work.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
5. 2024-11-23 at 10:41 AM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   You've got a knack for sleuthing. Do it a lot in your spare time, tracking down Jeff Hunter and piecing together that whole conspiracy. Shame you've never thought to harness your schizo impulses and do the one thing the universe is clearly telling you that you were made to do.
6. 2024-11-23 at 10:43 AM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   "I still pop over to her house but her family doesn't want me living with her."
   
   You could turn the tables on them. This could be you:
   
   
7. 2024-11-23 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   OP can you post more pics of the office? The pic you posted was of a snack.
8. 2024-11-23 at 12:33 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Op should come live at my halfway home
9. 2024-11-23 at 1:07 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   all I need is a fax line
   
10. 2024-11-23 at 1:14 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Fuck em all and throw em the gutter mane
11. 2024-11-23 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Elbow Keep this stuff running in the office on

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Elbow You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack… maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig.

    
    Following this theme you need to load up Under a killing moon on your office PC and play it at 1.30am with a bottle of scotch.
    
    
12. 2024-11-23 at 3:07 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    i think OP should start an onlyfans