It looks like a storage room but it's an office in an old Victorian Hotel. the middle floor is like an AirBnB short term rental of single rooms about the size of my office but have beds in them. they have 2 bathrooms with full shower and toilets. huge fucking bathrooms. so its a share bathroom hotel. I'm not allowed to use them but I sneak in at night because I have a key to the elevator to get to the top floor and it's like an 80 year old turn key (like the ones you see them using on vending machines thats rounded)
My shit is so fucked up. I still pop over to her house but her family doesn't want me living with her.
I got my office desk and computer and large screen Tv and a shitty futon loveseat my feet hang off the end.
my microwave dinner. we have a vending machine room down the hall with free coffee and a microwave and a hot plate.
this is where I lived before but in a different office room. I pay 900 which is amazingly cheap for California
So you're living in an office? There's a childish part of me that thinks that's kinda cool, but as an adult I understand that the correct response is probably something closer to pity. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry you're down on your luck, but on the bright side you're down on your luck in a really interesting way.
You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack... maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig.
You've got a knack for sleuthing. Do it a lot in your spare time, tracking down Jeff Hunter and piecing together that whole conspiracy. Shame you've never thought to harness your schizo impulses and do the one thing the universe is clearly telling you that you were made to do.
Originally posted by Elbow
Keep this stuff running in the office on
Originally posted by Elbow
You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack… maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig.
Following this theme you need to load up Under a killing moon on your office PC and play it at 1.30am with a bottle of scotch.
Yes comcast I'm gonna need the BUSINESS grade internet and I better not get any calls from you bitching when I run a darknet bitcoin node on the router
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