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My office I rented last month
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2024-11-23 at 6:29 AM UTCMoved in on the 15th of Nov
It looks like a storage room but it's an office in an old Victorian Hotel. the middle floor is like an AirBnB short term rental of single rooms about the size of my office but have beds in them. they have 2 bathrooms with full shower and toilets. huge fucking bathrooms. so its a share bathroom hotel. I'm not allowed to use them but I sneak in at night because I have a key to the elevator to get to the top floor and it's like an 80 year old turn key (like the ones you see them using on vending machines thats rounded)
My shit is so fucked up. I still pop over to her house but her family doesn't want me living with her.
I got my office desk and computer and large screen Tv and a shitty futon loveseat my feet hang off the end.
my microwave dinner. we have a vending machine room down the hall with free coffee and a microwave and a hot plate.
this is where I lived before but in a different office room. I pay 900 which is amazingly cheap for California
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2024-11-23 at 8:58 AM UTCthat looks like good food congrats
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2024-11-23 at 10:32 AM UTCSo you're living in an office? There's a childish part of me that thinks that's kinda cool, but as an adult I understand that the correct response is probably something closer to pity. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry you're down on your luck, but on the bright side you're down on your luck in a really interesting way.
You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack... maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig. -
2024-11-23 at 10:36 AM UTCKeep this stuff running in the office on a loop... for atmosphere:
Buy yourself a little colt detective special, and start rocking a fit like this:
You can make this office thing work.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-23 at 10:41 AM UTCYou've got a knack for sleuthing. Do it a lot in your spare time, tracking down Jeff Hunter and piecing together that whole conspiracy. Shame you've never thought to harness your schizo impulses and do the one thing the universe is clearly telling you that you were made to do.
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2024-11-23 at 10:43 AM UTC"I still pop over to her house but her family doesn't want me living with her."
You could turn the tables on them. This could be you:
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2024-11-23 at 12:30 PM UTCOP can you post more pics of the office? The pic you posted was of a snack.
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2024-11-23 at 12:33 PM UTCOp should come live at my halfway home
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2024-11-23 at 1:07 PM UTCall I need is a fax line
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2024-11-23 at 1:14 PM UTCFuck em all and throw em the gutter mane
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2024-11-23 at 3:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Elbow Keep this stuff running in the office on
Originally posted by Elbow You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack… maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig.
Following this theme you need to load up Under a killing moon on your office PC and play it at 1.30am with a bottle of scotch.
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2024-11-23 at 3:07 PM UTCi think OP should start an onlyfans
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2024-11-23 at 5:31 PM UTCYes comcast I'm gonna need the BUSINESS grade internet and I better not get any calls from you bitching when I run a darknet bitcoin node on the routerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-23 at 7:32 PM UTC
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2024-11-23 at 7:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Elbow So you're living in an office? There's a childish part of me that thinks that's kinda cool, but as an adult I understand that the correct response is probably something closer to pity. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry you're down on your luck, but on the bright side you're down on your luck in a really interesting way.
You should open a private detective agency and fall asleep at your desk, waiting for cases. Who knows, Jack… maybe some dame'll waltz in and turn your life upside down with her sob story gig.
I wish I was good at investigating but I can't remember 90% of the shit I just said 5 minutes ago. I have almost an OCD of asking 10 times the same fucking question
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2024-11-23 at 7:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Elbow Keep this stuff running in the office on a loop… for atmosphere:
Buy yourself a little colt detective special, and start rocking a fit like this:
You can make this office thing work.
Feds wont OK hand guns apparently. I think they'll approve a shotgun (I bought one once, but the guy told me don't bother with handguns after I told him I took meds because I didn't want to waste 55 bucks or whatever the reg check was at the time)
yes he saved me money by saying "if you take meds for mental health they might OK a shotgun for defense but not a handgun so I didn't actually tell him but he could tell when I said "Well lets purchase this Shotgun then" -
2024-11-23 at 7:37 PM UTCAlso I was asked by significant other to see if I could return it and they let me because I never got to fire it off.
I wanted to though
