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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ner vegas get this if you can, exactly your kind of game

    i rage quit at the police HQ level the fucking secret door waste my time shooting everything for 2 runs and the fake gun floor bullshit but besides that BULLSHIT it's been pretty fun , I kinda wish I got balatro instead though
  2. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok Computer

    What I do in my own time is my business

    I'll take "What a Communist jedi from Russia moving to North Dakota" would say for 200, Alex
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ₽‎200 roubles ₽‎
    ₽‎1⁄100: kopeyka ₽‎

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎ ₽‎
  4. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This is a Happy Mask,
    "The Happy Mask is an UNCOMMON helmet which could be purchased from Dante for 100 coins. It allowed the player to access Official Buildings when Dante was the elected mayor. "

    There are estimated only 10 million Happy Mask's in the entire game. I started buying them around 10k coins and own several double chests of "clean" hats. The price is currently 1,000,000 per clean hat.

    What I do is buy the clean hats in bulk like 50 at a time and make them "unclean" which cuts the value by 50% permanently, and then sell them at a loss. I've been doing this for over a year hoping that eventually the pool of clean hats becomes so small that the profit of selling a single clean hat will make up for all my losses.

    but then while flipping hats some kid joined my island and started talking to me about hats. He claims to have thousands of clean hats

    I believe him


    What should my next play be here folx? What would you do if you were selling rare pokemon cards but the 12 year old kid across the street foujnd his dead brothers stash in the garage and crashed the local market. Would you break into that kids house in the middle of the night and steal their cards? Maybe hack their profile and throw all those hats into the void?
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Bro, you know the game is supposed to end before year 3 right? If gramps doesn’t approve of you by then, then you’ve been hella inefficient and no one will ever love you because you failed to be industrious enough to minmax pastoral life into the dirt
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This is a Happy Mask,
    "The Happy Mask is an UNCOMMON helmet which could be purchased from Dante for 100 coins. It allowed the player to access Official Buildings when Dante was the elected mayor. "

    There are estimated only 10 million Happy Mask's in the entire game. I started buying them around 10k coins and own several double chests of "clean" hats. The price is currently 1,000,000 per clean hat.

    What I do is buy the clean hats in bulk like 50 at a time and make them "unclean" which cuts the value by 50% permanently, and then sell them at a loss. I've been doing this for over a year hoping that eventually the pool of clean hats becomes so small that the profit of selling a single clean hat will make up for all my losses.

    but then while flipping hats some kid joined my island and started talking to me about hats. He claims to have thousands of clean hats

    I believe him


    What should my next play be here folx? What would you do if you were selling rare pokemon cards but the 12 year old kid across the street foujnd his dead brothers stash in the garage and crashed the local market. Would you break into that kids house in the middle of the night and steal their cards? Maybe hack their profile and throw all those hats into the void?

    Will you teach me how to Minecraft?

    Originally posted by Lanny Bro, you know the game is supposed to end before year 3 right? If gramps doesn’t approve of you by then, then you’ve been hella inefficient and no one will ever love you because you failed to be industrious enough to minmax pastoral life into the dirt

    Hey Lanny I joined the 7days to die server btw!!!
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Cruelty squad is pretty cool and goes deep.

    I like to collect all the guns from a level which lead to me discovering you can beat levels backwards. I spent an hour trying to get a flashlight last night
    and the big guns from the later level can kill "unkillable" enemies in the earlier levels UNLOCKING NEW PATHS with MORE GUNS wow epic gameplay loop!!!

    It's just like Hitman but has a better gameplay loop than any hitman game
    I really hope exiting the suburbs level with a car lets me start any level with a car
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    cruelty squad feels like the exact same part of my brain I use to play skyblock dungeons.

    Kill an entire room of enemies
    find all the secrets
    kill the boss
    do it quickly for more POINTS=$$$$$$$

  11. ner vegas African Astronaut
    fuckin n'wahs
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just scammed for 200 million coins in skyblock BY THE ADMINS

    never playing again
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bradley Hey Lanny I joined the 7days to die server btw!!!

    I’m surprised if it’s still up tbh, I don’t know that anyone still plays it. The 1.0 update is supposed to land in stable this month I think, I’ll probably do a server wipe and start playing again at that point
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny I’m surprised if it’s still up tbh, I don’t know that anyone still plays it. The 1.0 update is supposed to land in stable this month I think, I’ll probably do a server wipe and start playing again at that point

    lemme know boo, me and u and foan can do a jam session
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    come on fuys lets all play project zomboid

  16. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I'm not even looser anyways you arr.
  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I’m surprised if it’s still up tbh, I don’t know that anyone still plays it. The 1.0 update is supposed to land in stable this month I think, I’ll probably do a server wipe and start playing again at that point

    do a big random map this time pls

    I wanted to run undead legacy but that retard kept pushing the A21 build back and now 1.0 will be out before the A21 mod
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  19. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    lul, I didn't know that was a comp thing

    I remember doing it when I was a kid because I was lazy, you can hit f+lk+hp without releasing any of them so long as you delay each press slightly
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ner vegas do a big random map this time pls

    I wanted to run undead legacy but that retard kept pushing the A21 build back and now 1.0 will be out before the A21 mod

    Yeah, I played a little on a random map recently, first time, and it was surprisingly good. Will definitely do that for the next wipe.

    Like the street and alley layouts were kinda funky, but not nearly as bad as I was expecting for procedural generation from ye ole funpimps. Honestly it’s more interesting map design than the stuff they do by hand. In the early game I got noticed by a group and chased down an alley, had to run through an office building and jump off a roof to get away which was a pretty fun emergent little story that would never happen in the default map since you never take have the opportunity to get cornered
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