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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm honestly too retarded to even play videogames right now. My mind is fractalized. I like them, though.
  2. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol, that sounds like the 73 Dodge Dart I had as a kid. It was one of the first years Chrysler put electronic ignitions in their cars.

    Along with this rectangle shaped metal box of ICs mounted on the fender well front drivers side. There was a small ceramic ballast resistor dead top center of the fire wall in the engine compartment. It was attached to the firewall with just two phillips head sheet metal screws.

    The thing was completely unshielded and would fry about every third tome you tried starting it in the rain.

    I lived about 60 miles south of Lake Erie and it rained as much there as it does in Portland or Seattle. After the second trip to a parts store, at only abot 3 bucks a pop, I bought a half dozen of them and kept them in the glive compartment along with a phillips screw driver.


    Yup, they had that coil mounted right on the front too behind the horn open to the elements...so in rain it got absolutely soaked...even my inexperienced young dumb ass knew straight away it was a retarded place to put it.
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  3. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe

    yujelly
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I always shat on bikers and still kinda do but I also think it would be cool to have a bike and be a biker.

    Guess I'm getting old.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I always shat on bikers and still kinda do but I also think it would be cool to have a bike and be a biker.

    Guess I'm getting old.

    Never to their face I'll wager.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Never to their face I'll wager.

    Obviously not. I'm a polite person. My brother was a biker for a long time and I ALWAYS talked shit to him for it, though. Brotherly and in good fun. I think motorcycles are cool.
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker 37 mph if it's a four stroke and the limiter is removed. But if its a two stroke it can hit a blinding 62 mph with the limiter removed.

    I can hit 60 in second gear with 4 more to go, and that is with the factory limiter that cuts the rpm's at 130 mph.

    Poor little yella fella has no idea…




    people who live in free countries dont have limiters.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina

    people who live in free countries dont have limiters.

    The limiter is not a government mandate. It's a manufacturer decision to keep warranty costs limited. Freedom has nothing to do with it. I had the limiter legally removed when I upgraded from 111 C.I. (1818.96 C.C.) to 116 C.I. (1900.9 C.C.).
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I had the limiter legally removed when I upgraded from 111 C.I. (1818.96 C.C.) to 116 C.I. (1900.9 C.C.).

    Is 1900 also the year you had this work done in, grandpa?
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    P.S. Real men remove their own limiters
  13. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Yeaaa motor discussions wayyyy cooler than vodyogamnz
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm a real grease monkey just pop that sucker on the lift and i'll have her overclocked and flash a custom ROM on that bad boy and she'll be purring in no time

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  15. Back in England I had a REAL bubble bobble arcade machine, I think I paid 250 quid for it. Prototype wife #0.5 didn't like it in the living room but women knew their place back in the 90s and quickly learned to shut the fuck up.
  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The limiter is not a government mandate. It's a manufacturer decision to keep warranty costs limited. Freedom has nothing to do with it. I had the limiter legally removed when I upgraded from 111 C.I. (1818.96 C.C.) to 116 C.I. (1900.9 C.C.).

    if its not a government man-date then why do you need to have it legally removed,

    cant it be just regular removed.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina if its not a government man-date then why do you need to have it legally removed,

    cant it be just regular removed.

    It's legal to remove because it is not mandatory you stupid little yellow mong.
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's legal to remove because it is not mandatory you stupid little yellow mong.

    then thats just "removed".

    sayjng legally removed is redundant.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina then thats just "removed".

    sayjng legally removed is redundant.

    Semantics
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Semantics

    semitic
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