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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]





    My brats and hot dogs are all crispy.
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  2. #2
    Those weiners are blacker than the ones your woman eats while you're at work
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  3. #3
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    yummy

    typical
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats




    My brats and hot dogs are all crispy.

    Just slather them in ketchup. They'll be fine.
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol nice
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Fonaplats




    My brats and hot dogs are all crispy.

    GAS? adjustment valve much?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Fonaplats




    My brats and hot dogs are all crispy.

    So your grill catches on fire and the first thing you think to do is snap a picture for the boardz?

    Epic.
  8. #8
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    ehhh a grill is just a fire anyway

    SNAP EM HOE
  9. #9
    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    I like crispy weiners
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost I like crispy weiners

    i have a juicy weiner you can gnaw on
  11. #11
    Originally posted by infinityshock i have a juicy weiner you can gnaw on

    Its so comical you're a Homosexual but a White Nazi Nationalist Fag tard at the same time.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs So your grill catches on fire and the first thing you think to do is snap a picture for the boardz?

    Epic.

    who wouldn't this day and age.

    its also apart of the TotZok degenerate package deal
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Its so comical you're a Homosexual but a White Nazi Nationalist Fag tard at the same time.

    ill role play whatever suits your fancy to get my dick into your asshole
  14. #14
    Originally posted by infinityshock ill role play whatever suits your fancy to get my dick into your asshole

    No You made it clear, Nancy pants
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy No You made it clear, Nancy pants

    Take off your pants and I'll make you squeal like a piggy
  16. #16
    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    I did nazi that coming
  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Propane is so dangerous and unpredictable. Doesn't do the food any flavor either.
  18. #18
    soulbutter Yung Blood
    No wonder you're spending so much on groceries
  19. #19
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    charcoal is a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING method of cooking
  20. #20
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Lol.

    You had your setup all wrong anyway. You should've set up the grill for indirect heat (light one burner, leave the other burner off) and place those brats and dogs on the upper grilling rack furthest from the lit burner.

    Also score your brats/dogs with a knife or poke it with a fork to prevent bursting when they swell during cooking.

    I saw you got a new (to you) charcoal grill. You'll wanna cook the same way. Pile coals on one side of the grill to leave an area for indirect cooking.

    Brats/dogs can be finished completely on the indirect side.

    Burgers, steaks, chicken should be cooked to temp on indirect side and then final flame grill them directly over heat source for a few minutes while watching and rotating sides to give a good char.

    Increase yo grillin' skillz my nigga.
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