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Having Sexual Relations with a Banana.

  1. 2024-03-09 at 9:40 PM UTC
    #41
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I was 15! You're 30!

    Pretty sure you were 12.
  2. 2024-03-09 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #42
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Funny to think that nobody could have replied to my highlighter post with a snarky embedded YouTube video... because YouTube had only been invented four months prior!
  3. 2024-03-09 at 9:45 PM UTC
    #43
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I was 15! You're 30!

    and people in this community stand on a high horse and judge people like wariat while they all pointed and laughed at a pubescent transgender teenager having sexual frustrations with office supplies?

    For shame, that's all I have to say

    and you people have the nerve to give your opinion on the modern debate about kids taking hormones yeah i'm sure you SICK FUCKS are the ones with the right answers

    FOR SHAME from- an late joined of this community (my hands are clean except when they are shoved up someones ass)
  4. 2024-03-09 at 10:41 PM UTC
    #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley You can't find this kind of content on other forums, folks

    you could start your own lonely-fans fetish site
  5. 2024-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
    #45
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost and people in this community stand on a high horse and judge people like wariat while they all pointed and laughed at a pubescent transgender teenager having sexual frustrations with office supplies?

    For shame, that's all I have to say

    and you people have the nerve to give your opinion on the modern debate about kids taking hormones yeah i'm sure you SICK FUCKS are the ones with the right answers

    FOR SHAME from- an late joined of this community (my hands are clean except when they are shoved up someones ass)

    all id have to input is 'amateur'

    im using sporting goods, firearms, and live artillery shells
  6. 2024-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
    #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And we always thought smoking banana peels was bad.

    raping them cant be much worse
  7. 2024-03-09 at 11:04 PM UTC
    #47
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Funny to think that nobody could have replied to my highlighter post with a snarky embedded YouTube video… because YouTube had only been invented four months prior!

    Pretty sure you were MySpace'd a couple of times at least.
  8. 2024-03-09 at 11:06 PM UTC
    #48
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I was 15! You're 30!

    This made me laugh out loud.
  9. 2024-03-09 at 11:10 PM UTC
    #49
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock you could start your own lonely-fans fetish site

    No bro this is my community, family, home. I like this group of people and this is one of the few places in my life I felt like I fit in.

    Like if you know me, I'm more or less the same person everyday (unless i'm drinking, so I guess you get 1 of 2 people) and I have friends here, don't get banned, still don't have a usertitle but w/e, and fit in well like a big Weiner in a banana peel
  10. 2024-03-09 at 11:18 PM UTC
    #50
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley No bro this is my community, family, home. I like this group of people and this is one of the few places in my life I felt like I fit in.

    Like if you know me, I'm more or less the same person everyday (unless i'm drinking, so I guess you get 1 of 2 people) and I have friends here, don't get banned, still don't have a usertitle but w/e, and fit in well like a big Weiner in a banana peel

    What's your take on wieners?
  11. 2024-03-09 at 11:22 PM UTC
    #51
    Bradley Black Hole
    I had 5 corn dogs today, that's kinda like a Weiner. But I don't think I could have sex with one. I'm not into being rimmed, anal stimulation, being fucked in the ass so most of what I'm willing to try and do is me fornicating weird stuff, especially if I don't waste any food like today when I used the peel as a stroker and ate the banana.

    I heard if you leave a watermelon in the sun, you can core a hole in it of approximate size to your dick so like IDK a golfball size and then you can fuck the core, but I don't want to eat the watermelon I ejaculated in

    cuz that would be weird.
  12. 2024-03-10 at 3:36 AM UTC
    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Bananas are suboptimal for this anyway.

    Yeah, right? These guys are a bunch of amateurs.

    The object in question is of a desirable shape, but I'd like to use a long, old stick. One that will leave splinters in my ass.

    That's the ticket.
  13. 2024-03-10 at 3:51 AM UTC
    #53
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yeah, right? These guys are a bunch of amateurs.

    The object in question is of a desirable shape, but I'd like to use a long, old stick. One that will leave splinters in my ass.

    That's the ticket.

    a banana will justsquish up against a tight asshole they are not rigid enough. 😤

    plus, look at this thing:



    unpleasant. a cumber is where it's at.

  14. 2024-03-10 at 3:52 AM UTC
    #54
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    bonus: if its a cumber you can fantasize about piccolo

  15. 2024-03-10 at 4:01 AM UTC
    #55
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    everyone here just objectifying their produce like it's just some sort of object to be used for their gratification and then tossed in the compost scraps bin at the end of the day SMDH what about the needs of the banana or it's personality
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. 2024-03-10 at 4:07 AM UTC
    #56
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I'll bet there's one or two zucchini enthusiasts in dis here tred.
  17. 2024-03-10 at 11:53 AM UTC
    #57
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yeah, right? These guys are a bunch of amateurs.

    The object in question is of a desirable shape, but I'd like to use a long, old stick. One that will leave splinters in my ass.

    That's the ticket.



    Originally posted by Meikai a banana will justsquish up against a tight asshole they are not rigid enough. 😤

    plus, look at this thing:



    unpleasant. a cumber is where it's at.


    Yeah but it looks better coming out
    Banana is like a one time use money shot, cucumber you get way more uses but no MONEY shot ya feel??
  18. 2024-03-10 at 11:15 PM UTC
    #58
    Bradley Black Hole
    Someone was cleaning the bathroom today and asked why there was a banana peel in the garbage LOL
  19. 2024-03-10 at 11:38 PM UTC
    #59
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Someone was cleaning the bathroom today and asked why there was a banana peel in the garbage LOL

    They probably sniffed it.
  20. 2024-03-11 at 12:22 AM UTC
    #60
    Bradley Black Hole
    I hope not, that's kinda gross, he dind't take it out of the trash bag to my knowledge
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