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Having Sexual Relations with a Banana.
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2024-03-09 at 9:40 PM UTC
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2024-03-09 at 9:42 PM UTCFunny to think that nobody could have replied to my highlighter post with a snarky embedded YouTube video... because YouTube had only been invented four months prior!
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2024-03-09 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai I was 15! You're 30!
and people in this community stand on a high horse and judge people like wariat while they all pointed and laughed at a pubescent transgender teenager having sexual frustrations with office supplies?
For shame, that's all I have to say
and you people have the nerve to give your opinion on the modern debate about kids taking hormones yeah i'm sure you SICK FUCKS are the ones with the right answers
FOR SHAME from- an late joined of this community (my hands are clean except when they are shoved up someones ass) -
2024-03-09 at 10:41 PM UTC
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2024-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost and people in this community stand on a high horse and judge people like wariat while they all pointed and laughed at a pubescent transgender teenager having sexual frustrations with office supplies?
For shame, that's all I have to say
and you people have the nerve to give your opinion on the modern debate about kids taking hormones yeah i'm sure you SICK FUCKS are the ones with the right answers
FOR SHAME from- an late joined of this community (my hands are clean except when they are shoved up someones ass)
all id have to input is 'amateur'
im using sporting goods, firearms, and live artillery shells -
2024-03-09 at 10:43 PM UTC
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2024-03-09 at 11:04 PM UTC
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2024-03-09 at 11:06 PM UTC
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2024-03-09 at 11:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you could start your own lonely-fans fetish site
No bro this is my community, family, home. I like this group of people and this is one of the few places in my life I felt like I fit in.
Like if you know me, I'm more or less the same person everyday (unless i'm drinking, so I guess you get 1 of 2 people) and I have friends here, don't get banned, still don't have a usertitle but w/e, and fit in well like a big Weiner in a banana peel -
2024-03-09 at 11:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley No bro this is my community, family, home. I like this group of people and this is one of the few places in my life I felt like I fit in.
Like if you know me, I'm more or less the same person everyday (unless i'm drinking, so I guess you get 1 of 2 people) and I have friends here, don't get banned, still don't have a usertitle but w/e, and fit in well like a big Weiner in a banana peel
What's your take on wieners? -
2024-03-09 at 11:22 PM UTCI had 5 corn dogs today, that's kinda like a Weiner. But I don't think I could have sex with one. I'm not into being rimmed, anal stimulation, being fucked in the ass so most of what I'm willing to try and do is me fornicating weird stuff, especially if I don't waste any food like today when I used the peel as a stroker and ate the banana.
I heard if you leave a watermelon in the sun, you can core a hole in it of approximate size to your dick so like IDK a golfball size and then you can fuck the core, but I don't want to eat the watermelon I ejaculated in
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2024-03-10 at 3:36 AM UTC
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2024-03-10 at 3:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yeah, right? These guys are a bunch of amateurs.
The object in question is of a desirable shape, but I'd like to use a long, old stick. One that will leave splinters in my ass.
That's the ticket.
a banana will justsquish up against a tight asshole they are not rigid enough. 😤
plus, look at this thing:
unpleasant. a cumber is where it's at.
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2024-03-10 at 3:52 AM UTCbonus: if its a cumber you can fantasize about piccolo
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2024-03-10 at 4:01 AM UTCeveryone here just objectifying their produce like it's just some sort of object to be used for their gratification and then tossed in the compost scraps bin at the end of the day SMDH what about the needs of the banana or it's personalityThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-03-10 at 4:07 AM UTCI'll bet there's one or two zucchini enthusiasts in dis here tred.
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2024-03-10 at 11:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yeah, right? These guys are a bunch of amateurs.
The object in question is of a desirable shape, but I'd like to use a long, old stick. One that will leave splinters in my ass.
That's the ticket.
Originally posted by Meikai a banana will justsquish up against a tight asshole they are not rigid enough. 😤
plus, look at this thing:
unpleasant. a cumber is where it's at.
Yeah but it looks better coming out
Banana is like a one time use money shot, cucumber you get way more uses but no MONEY shot ya feel?? -
2024-03-10 at 11:15 PM UTCSomeone was cleaning the bathroom today and asked why there was a banana peel in the garbage LOL
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2024-03-10 at 11:38 PM UTC
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2024-03-11 at 12:22 AM UTCI hope not, that's kinda gross, he dind't take it out of the trash bag to my knowledge
